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    • 25
      Lessons
      From Funny Quotes
      Funny Quotes That Will Make You Think Twice With Your Life!!!
    • "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.” - Franklin P. Jones. 
    • "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Anonymous. 
    • "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.” - Benny Hill. 
    • “Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.” Anonymous. 
    • "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans” - John Lennon. 
    • “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.” Anonymous.
    • "An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be” - Anonymous. 
    • “Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.” ShelaghDelaney. 
    • “Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it.”Anonymous. 
    • "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."  - Rita Rudner. 
    • "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and
      I can't remember the other two..." 
      Sir Norman Wisdom. 
    • “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.” - W. C. Fields
    • “The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.” - Woody Allen
    • “Show me a good loser and
      I'll show you a LOSER!” - David Brent
    • “If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.” - Woody Allen
    • “There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.” Woody Allen
    • “You have a right to your opinions. I just don't
      want to hear them.” - Anonymous   
    • “ Don't take life too seriously. You'll
      never get out of it alive.” - Anonymous   
    • “ Time flies when you don't know
      what you're doing.” - Anonymous   
    • “ Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.” - Anonymous
    • “Friends may come and go, but
      enemies accumulate.”- Thomas Jones   
    • “Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.” - Anonymous   
    • “ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.” - Anonymous
    • “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” - Lana Turner
    • "A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.” - Bill Cosby 
    • Thank You Very Much
      Sompong Yusoontorn