Jacob Henry Age: 39 Birthplace: Vinton, Iowa DOB: October 21 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: MA37 Individual Combat Weapon System Medical Notes: (None) Last Occupation: Telemarketer Favorite Food: Pork chops Least Favorite Food: Eggplant Casserole Favorite Color: Navy Blue Favorite Sport: Basketball Favorite TV Show: House Favorite Movie: 300 Favorite Song: Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd) Quote: “If those dirty covenant are wearing my silky underwear, then I want to know about it.” Deep Dark Secret: “I’m really terrified of ducks.”
Jacob Henry (Cont.) Family: Father- Donald (Deceased) Mother- Jillian (Living in Vinton, Iowa) Brother- Theodore (Living in Des Moines, Iowa) Brother- Edward (Living in Vinton, Iowa) Wife- Amber (Deceased)
Michael Brown Age: 31 Birthplace: Las Angeles, California DOB: November 2 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Weapon of Choice: M90 Close Assault Weapon System Medical Notes: Missing three toes, one kidney Last Occupation: Firefighter Favorite Food: Tacos Least Favorite Food: Sourdough bread Favorite Color: Green Favorite Sport: Football Favorite Song: Poker face (Lady Gaga) Favorite TV Show: Jersey Shores Favorite Movie: Remember the Titans Quote: “Wait! My moron senses are tingling!” Deep Dark Secret: “I like to listen to Lady Gaga”
Michael Brown (Cont.) Family: Father- Alexander (Condition Unknown) Mother- Suzanne (Living in Las Angeles, California) Sister- Sophie (Living in Pensacola, Florida) Wife- Kate (Living in Santa Cruz, California) Son- Jake (Living in Santa Cruz, California) Son- Matt (Living in Santa Cruz, California)
Daniel Ross Age: 28 Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland DOB: January 13 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle System 99 Medical Notes: Type 2 Diabetes Last Occupation: Video Game Tester Favorite Food: Barbeque Flavored Potato Chips Least Favorite Food: Croutons Favorite Color: Blue Favorite Sport: Baseball Favorite Song: Virus Alert (Weird Al Yankovic) Favorite TV Show: Pokémon Favorite Movie: 28 Days Later Quote: “How can you tell? She’s got a helmet on, dilweed!” Deep Dark Secret: “I…I’m…I’m not a good sniper, okay?! There I said it!”
Daniel Ross (Cont.) Father- Arnold (Living in New York, New York) Mother- Annie (Living in New York, New York) Girlfriend- Wendy (Living in New York, New York)
Carlos Detolla* Age: 36 Birthplace: Brownsville, Texas DOB: June 12 Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown Weapon of Choice: M319 Individual Grenade Launcher Medical Notes: History of Hypertension, Last Occupation: Zookeeper Favorite Food: Fajitas Least Favorite Food: Corn Favorite Color: Red Favorite Sport: Basketball Favorite TV Show: I love Lucy Favorite Movie: Casablanca Favorite Song: Ni Tu Ni Nadie (Alaska Y Dinarama) Quote: “Damn!” Deep Dark Secret: He is afraid of needles *Carlos refused to be interviewed, but we have ways of finding out these things.
Carlos Detolla (Cont.) Family: Father- Adolfo (Living in Corpus Christi, Texas) Mother- Donna (Deceased) Brother- Adolfo (Living in New York, New York) Brother- Enrique (Living in Brownsville, Texas)
Rebecca Holland* Age: 37 Birthplace: Buffalo, New York DOB: September 19 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: MA37 Individual Combat Weapon System Medical Notes: (none) Last Occupation: Hair Stylist Favorite Food: Anchovy Pizza Least Favorite Food: Sour Cream Favorite Color: Teal Favorite Sport: Golf Favorite TV Show: Lost Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club Favorite Song: Through the Fire and Flames (Dragon Force) Quote: “Don’t you dare say how old I am!” Deep Dark Secret: “I have a phobia of pigeons.” * Rebecca’s data may or may not be completely true.
Alpha Real Name: DunarSerpewmee Age: 94 Birthplace: Pewtruno, Sanghelios DOB: October 30 Weapon of Choice: Type 1 Energy Weapon/Sword Enjoys: Flying Dislikes: Going from flying to not flying very quickly. Quote: “Right in the face!” Deep Dark Secret: I have never mated with a female! (Sobs uncontrollably) Favorite Earth Animal: Little gray bunnies Favorite Spice: Um…Cheyenne? Favorite Ancient Civilization: The…uh…Aztecs…I guess. Favorite Pasta: Lasagna? Favorite Type of Clothing: Ummm…hats, I like hats. Opinion of NASCAR: What? Eminem or Ham Radios? I...I don’t understand the question.
Beta Real Name: AsparDontamee Age: 88 Birthplace: SumaiSanghelios DOB: January 6 Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle System 99 Enjoys: Husky Puppies! Dislikes: Burning my hands Quote: “It’s okay Tavia, he didn’t mean it!” Deep Dark Secret: I can’t swim. Favorite Earth Animal: Husky Puppies! Favorite Spice: Samba Favorite Ancient Civilization: Mars Favorite Pasta: Watermelon Favorite Type of Clothing: Twelve feet Opinion of NASCAR: Yes Eminem or Ham Radios? Wait, what?
Delta Real Name: MoyaPoltamee Age: 80 Birthplace: FulsamSanghelios DOB: August 12 Weapon of Choice: Type 25 Carbine Enjoys: Pointy things Dislikes: When Alpha hurts me with pointy things Quote: “Blarg!” Deep Dark Secret: On my planet, I am what you would call a partial gender Favorite Earth Animal: Kitty cats! I can put socks on their little cat feet! Favorite Spice: Alpha doesn’t let me put spices on my food. I could hurt someone. Favorite Ancient Civilization: Pilgrims Favorite Pasta: The macaroni shaped like spider man Favorite Type of Clothing: Cat socks Opinion of NASCAR: Boogityboogityboogity! Let’s go racin’ boys! Eminem or Ham Radios? Eminem. I was born in the hood!
Gamma Real Name: GahoKosmee Age: 88 Birthplace: WamikSanghelios DOB: May 6 Weapon of Choice: Type-51 Directed Energy Rifle/Improved Enjoys: Why do you speak to me puny human!? Dislikes: I will crush you! Quote: Run! Run! Hahaha! Deep Dark Secret: You cannot escape from me! Favorite Earth Animal: Where are you hiding tiny earth man? Favorite Spice: You can’t hide forever! Favorite Ancient Civilization: When I find you…I’ll… Favorite Pasta: …um… Favorite Type of Clothing: …make spartan fries? Opinion of NASCAR: …er… Eminem or Ham Radios? There you are! HAHAHA!! Prepare to die!!! *Gamma seems to be mentally unstable. He chased me around the Sangheili outpost (Where this interview took place) attempting to kill me until Alpha stabbed him in the back.
Epsilon Real Name: Buna Crotusmee Age: 65 Birthplace: CrolunSanghelios DOB: March 5 Weapon of Choice: Type-50 Directed Energy Rifle/Heavy Enjoys: My team, the Spartans, you…pretty much everything! Dislikes: I…don’t understand… Quote: “HiyaFellas!” Deep Dark Secret: Once, I called Beta stupid! It was pretty hardcore. I’m a gangster. Favorite Earth Animal: How can I choose my favorite!? Favorite Spice: Pepper! No, paprika! Hmm, how about Ginger? Favorite Ancient Civilization: Forerunner! …Wait…that’s Top Secret. Oops. Favorite Pasta: Spaghetti! Favorite Type of Clothing: Lederhosen! Opinion of NASCAR: Pretty frickin’ gangster! Eminem or Ham Radios? Ham Radios!
Reginald Amador Age: 30 Birthplace: Harrington City, Canada DOB: December 24 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: Hunting Rifle Medical Notes: Piece of shrapnel in left leg, plasma burn on chest, two large scars on back Last Occupation: Museum Security Guard (Part time) Zamboni Driver (Part time) Favorite Food: Snow Crab Least Favorite Food: Brie Bread Favorite Color: Blue Green Favorite Sport: Hockey Favorite Song: DaTurdy Point Buck (Bananas at Large) Favorite TV Show: Hogan’s heroes Favorite Movie: Finding Nemo Quote: “Okay, but only for the moose!” Deep Dark Secret: Should I start a list?
Reginald Amador (Cont.) Family: Father: Ralph (Deceased) Mother: Annie (Living in Churchill Canada) Sister: Jackie (Whereabouts unknown) Brother: Louis (Living Somewhere in Nunavut)
SothaTaing Age: 27 Birthplace: Midway, Canada DOB: September 2 Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown Weapon of Choice: Ninjato M392 Designated Marksman Rifle Medical Notes: Amputated right arm, Renal Cell Carcinoma Last Occupation: Meteorologist Favorite Food: Potatoes Least Favorite Food: Mountain Dew Favorite Color: Dark Blue Favorite Sport: Basketball Favorite Song: High Hopes (Frank Sinatra) Favorite TV Show: Lost Favorite Movie: Mission Impossibru Quote: “Do it for the moose” Deep Dark Secret: I don’t have nipples.
Gustav Redfield Age:29 Birthplace: Lafayette, Louisiana DOB: May 6 Hair Color: Red Eye Color: Green Weapon of Choice: M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose Grenade Medical Notes: Pukes whenever someone says the word “Geyser” Last Occupation: Author Favorite Food: Mangos Least Favorite Food: Lambs Head Favorite Color: Green Favorite Sport: Curling Favorite Song: Beethoven's Fifth (Beethoven) Favorite TV Show: That 70’s Show Favorite Movie: Reggie’s home movies (LOL) Quote: “Moose aren’t even that cool” Deep Dark Secret: I not French! Why does everyone think I’m French!?
Gustav Redfield (Cont.) Family: Father: Gerald (Whereabouts Unknown) Mother: Sarah (Whereabouts Unknown) Brother: Rodney (Deceased) Brother: Theo (Living in Melbourne Australia) Sister: Kate (Living in Melbourne Australia)
Jackie Amador Age: 24 Birthplace: Harrington City DOB: June 9 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle System 99 Medical Notes: Plasma burn on back, Irritable bowel syndrome Last Occupation: Pediatrician Favorite Food: Donuts Least Favorite Food: Grey Poupon Favorite Color: Red Favorite Sport: Tennis Favorite Song: Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) Favorite TV Show: The Office Favorite Movie: Saving Private Ryan Quote: “Are you coming on to me!?” Deep Dark Secret: Adult diapers aren’t that weird…are they?
Jackie Amador (Cont.) Family: Father: Ralph (Deceased) Mother: Annie (Living in Churchill Canada) Brother: Reggie (Living in Harrington City Canada) Brother: Louis (Living Somewhere in Nunavut)
Louis Amador Age: 22 Birthplace: Harrington City, Canada DOB: July 11 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: M6G Personal Defense Weapon System Medical Notes: None Last Occupation: None Favorite Food: Roasted Goose Least Favorite Food: Grey Poupon Favorite Color: Yellow Favorite Sport: Boxing Favorite Song: Black Superman (Johnny Wakelin) Favorite TV Show: Scrubs Favorite Movie: Wargames Quote: “Too bad, don’t care” Deep Dark Secret: I joined the military to show off to my friends.
Louis Amador (Cont.) Family: Father: Ralph (Deceased) Mother: Annie (Living in Churchill Canada) Brother: Reggie (Living in Harrington City Canada) Sister: Jackie (Whereabouts unknown)
Chip Real Name: Lisa Delvecchio Age: 25 Birthplace: Provincetown, Massachusets DOB: February 14 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Weapon of Choice: M392 Designated Marksman Rifle Ability: Brain processes info at about twice the speed of a regular human or roughly 1.8 times faster than a Sangheili. Ability Side Effects: Must sleep at least 8 hours a day, if not her brain slows to about ¾ the speed of a regular human. She has a constant migraine. Age Testing Began: 3
Toxin Real Name: Tom Harper Age: 21 Birthplace: Sisseton, South Dakota DOB: November 3 Hair Color: White (Originally Blonde) Eye Color: Yellow (Originally Green) Weapon of Choice: M90 Close Assault Weapon System Ability: His pores release a constant supply of poisonous gas. In small doses the gas causes blurred vision, numbness, vomiting, and burning lungs. In large doses it can cause paralysis and even death. Ability Side Effects: A toxic bile accumulates in his stomach that must be expelled twice a day. His stomach rejects solid food. He is immune to most forms of deadly gasses and liquids. Flies are attracted to him. The gas seems to have changed his eye and hair color. Age Testing Began: 4
Radio Real Name: Arnold Mason Age: 26 Birthplace: California(?) DOB: October (?) Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown Weapon of Choice: MA37 Individual Combat Weapon System Ability: EMP Shockwaves expelled at will. Ability Side Effects: Weighs 324 lbs. due to the large amount of metal implants. Large amounts of pain when using the EMP blast. Hair has stopped growing. Age Testing Began: 2 Months