MustachiOlympics

Slide 1: MustachiOlympics May 2007 MustachiOlympics.blogspot.com

Slide 2: 1. Volume: measured by how much water it displaces 2. Style: measured by grooming and technical difficulty 3. Creativity: most original concept even though the client err... judges may kill it 4. Famous: best recreation of a seminal 'stache 5. Strangely fitting: you should consider keeping it full time 6. Biggest transformation: who the hell is that? 7. Chester the Molester: heebie jeebie inducing 8. T for Nice Try: you gave it a shot (really, this is like the award you get for just showing up...)

Slide 3: T-tops and Zima… Which one is the before? You sure got a purty mouth… Adding glasses and a hat won’t help Hey… Did someone order a “pizza”? Leaving Las Vegas

Slide 4: Balance Bare(face)… Hey - I lasted longer than Mark Semon… Hey little girl, can you help me find my puppy? 404. Mustache not found. Guys! I couldn’t do it! Freelance drop-out…

Slide 5: Your grandma has more facial hair… How YOU doin’? Your girlfriend wants her eyeliner back… Age 12 Age 16 SherLOSE Is this thing on?

Slide 6: JD = Just dropout … Ryder Jumped the lip Richard Media… Tobo nomo… Flash to Flasher

Slide 7: The Ruiner… He quit his ‘stache and his job Joe’s genetic engineering experiment Leave it to Dominic… Su-su-stachio