Woman

Slide 1: Some true facts about girls, .... Watch Out ! By vairabhi@yahoo.com

Slide 2: Full form of wife:- W - Worries I - Invited F - For E - Ever.

Slide 3: A man must be like a blossom With honey for just one woman. A woman must live like honey bee And gather all she can. To fly from blossom to blossom A honey bee must be free, But blossom must not ever fly From bee to bee to bee....

Slide 4: If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing

Slide 5: If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding

Slide 6: If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she says that you are not caring!

Slide 7: If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, You are a dull boy

Slide 8: If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

Slide 9: If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

Slide 10: If you are a minute late today, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late the next day, she says that's a girl's way

Slide 11: If you visit another woman, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

Slide 12: If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man

Slide 13: If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

Slide 14: If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

Slide 15: If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk

Slide 16: In short: So simple, yet so complex...... So weak, yet so powerful......... So confusing, yet so desirable. So damning, yet so wonderful

Slide 17: In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Slide 18: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. So a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Slide 19: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. But to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Slide 20: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Slide 21: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. . A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Slide 22: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Slide 23: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". ……. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Slide 24: Pre history to History & from time unknown to past….Behind each war, battle & behind each great confusion there was a woman… …

Slide 25: Among all the creatures of earth, WOMEN are the deadliest & the most dangerous creature, living on this planet.

Slide 26: Whether it is a success or a failure of a man, behind it, there is always a woman.

Slide 27: Cigarette, gun, bomb, knife, potassium sinuate, lightning, all these can be understood before hand & can be presumed that these can kill. But women can not be predicted & can never be understood that when they will come, raise a storm, damage permanently & then move away swiftly. ….Women are even dangerous than a quick sand.

Slide 28: vairabhi@yahoo.com From my personal  experiences!