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How to handle girls?

How to handle girls?

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      • Some true facts about girls, ....
      • Watch Out !
      • By [email_address]
      • Full form of wife:-
      • W - Worries
      • I - Invited
      • F - For
      • E - Ever.
      • A man must be like a blossom With honey for just one woman. A woman must live like honey bee And gather all she can. To fly from blossom to blossom A honey bee must be free, But blossom must not ever fly From bee to bee to bee....
      • If you praise her,
      • she thinks you are lying
      • If you don't,
      • you are good for nothing
      • If you agree to all her likes,
      • you are a wimp
      • If you don't,
      • you are not understanding
      • If you visit her often,
      • she thinks you are boring
      • If you don't,
      • she says that you are not caring!
      • If you are well dressed,
      • she says you are a playboy
      • If you don't,
      • You are a dull boy
      • If you are jealous,
      • she says it's bad
      • If you don't,
      • she thinks you do not love her
      • If you attempt a romance,
      • she says you didn't respect her
      • If you don't,
      • she thinks you do not like her
      • If you are a minute late today,
      • she complains it's hard to wait
      • If she is late the next day,
      • she says that's a girl's way
      • If you visit another woman,
      • you're not putting in "quality time"
      • If she is visited by another man,
      • "oh it's natural, we are girls"
      • If you kiss her,
      • you are not a gentleman
      • If you don't,
      • you are not a man
      • If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
      • you lack ethics
      • If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's
      • tactics for seduction
      • If you stare at another woman,
      • she accuses you of flirting
      • If she is stared by other men,
      • she says that they are just admiring
      • If you talk,
      • she wants you to listen
      • If you listen,
      • she wants you to talk
    • In short:
      • So simple, yet so complex......
      • So weak, yet so powerful.........
      • So confusing, yet so desirable.
      • So damning, yet so wonderful
      • In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
      • Then God created man and rested.
      • Then God created woman.
      • Since then, neither God nor man has rested .
      • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
      • So a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
      • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. But to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
      • Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
      • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
      • . A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
      • A woman has the last word in any argument.
      • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
      • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". …….
      • Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
      • "You can have mine."
      • Pre history to History & from time unknown to past….Behind each war, battle & behind each great confusion there was a woman……
      • Among all the creatures of earth, WOMEN are the deadliest & the most dangerous creature, living on this planet.
      • Whether it is a success or a failure of a man, behind it, there is always a woman.
      • Cigarette, gun, bomb, knife, potassium sinuate, lightning, all these can be understood before hand & can be presumed that these can kill. But women can not be predicted & can never be understood that when they will come, raise a storm, damage permanently & then move away swiftly. ….Women are even dangerous than a quick sand.
    • [email_address]
      • From my personal experiences!