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  1. 1. <ul><li>Some true facts about girls, .... </li></ul><ul><li>Watch Out ! </li></ul><ul><li>By [email_address] </li></ul>
  2. 2. <ul><li>Full form of wife:- </li></ul><ul><li>W - Worries </li></ul><ul><li>I - Invited </li></ul><ul><li>F - For </li></ul><ul><li>E - Ever. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>A man must be like a blossom With honey for just one woman. A woman must live like honey bee And gather all she can. To fly from blossom to blossom A honey bee must be free, But blossom must not ever fly From bee to bee to bee.... </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>If you praise her, </li></ul><ul><li>she thinks you are lying </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>you are good for nothing </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>If you agree to all her likes, </li></ul><ul><li>you are a wimp </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>you are not understanding </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>If you visit her often, </li></ul><ul><li>she thinks you are boring </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>she says that you are not caring! </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>If you are well dressed, </li></ul><ul><li>she says you are a playboy </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>You are a dull boy </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>If you are jealous, </li></ul><ul><li>she says it's bad </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>she thinks you do not love her </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>If you attempt a romance, </li></ul><ul><li>she says you didn't respect her </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>she thinks you do not like her </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>If you are a minute late today, </li></ul><ul><li>she complains it's hard to wait </li></ul><ul><li>If she is late the next day, </li></ul><ul><li>she says that's a girl's way </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>If you visit another woman, </li></ul><ul><li>you're not putting in &quot;quality time&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>If she is visited by another man, </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;oh it's natural, we are girls&quot; </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>If you kiss her, </li></ul><ul><li>you are not a gentleman </li></ul><ul><li>If you don't, </li></ul><ul><li>you are not a man </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, </li></ul><ul><li>you lack ethics </li></ul><ul><li>If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's </li></ul><ul><li>tactics for seduction </li></ul>
  14. 14. <ul><li>If you stare at another woman, </li></ul><ul><li>she accuses you of flirting </li></ul><ul><li>If she is stared by other men, </li></ul><ul><li>she says that they are just admiring </li></ul>
  15. 15. <ul><li>If you talk, </li></ul><ul><li>she wants you to listen </li></ul><ul><li>If you listen, </li></ul><ul><li>she wants you to talk </li></ul>
  16. 16. In short: <ul><li>So simple, yet so complex...... </li></ul><ul><li>So weak, yet so powerful......... </li></ul><ul><li>So confusing, yet so desirable. </li></ul><ul><li>So damning, yet so wonderful </li></ul>
  17. 17. <ul><li>In the beginning, God created earth and rested. </li></ul><ul><li>Then God created man and rested. </li></ul><ul><li>Then God created woman. </li></ul><ul><li>Since then, neither God nor man has rested . </li></ul>
  18. 18. <ul><li>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. </li></ul><ul><li>So a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. </li></ul>
  19. 19. <ul><li>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. But to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. </li></ul>
  20. 20. <ul><li>Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. </li></ul>
  21. 21. <ul><li>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. </li></ul><ul><li>. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. </li></ul>
  22. 22. <ul><li>A woman has the last word in any argument. </li></ul><ul><li>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </li></ul>
  23. 23. <ul><li>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: &quot;Wife wanted&quot;. ……. </li></ul><ul><li>Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;You can have mine.&quot; </li></ul>
  24. 24. <ul><li>Pre history to History & from time unknown to past….Behind each war, battle & behind each great confusion there was a woman…… </li></ul>
  25. 25. <ul><li>Among all the creatures of earth, WOMEN are the deadliest & the most dangerous creature, living on this planet. </li></ul>
  26. 26. <ul><li>Whether it is a success or a failure of a man, behind it, there is always a woman. </li></ul>
  27. 27. <ul><li>Cigarette, gun, bomb, knife, potassium sinuate, lightning, all these can be understood before hand & can be presumed that these can kill. But women can not be predicted & can never be understood that when they will come, raise a storm, damage permanently & then move away swiftly. ….Women are even dangerous than a quick sand. </li></ul>
  28. 28. [email_address] <ul><li>From my personal experiences! </li></ul>

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