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  • 1. Becoming an Astronaut (through the private sector)
  • 2. Get a pilot’s license
  • 3. How to accomplish this• Go to college level aviation program and get certified.
  • 4. Work my way through Boeing• Work my way through the ranks and get a position at Boeing Defense, Space & Security (or BDS).ExcitingOffices
  • 5. How I accomplish thisStudy aerospace engineering at a good college.then work my way through the ranks JackDonaghy style.
  • 6. Get a government contract to build a space shuttle
  • 7. How to accomplish thisDuring the cold war getting governmentcontracts was fairly easy because congress wasparanoid about losing the space race to theSoviet Union.So I need to create a new space race, I willaccomplish this by hiring lobbyists and creatingsome new threat based on whatever rogueregime is present at the time.
  • 8. Build the space shuttle
  • 9. How to accomplish thisHopefully at this point I will have a managerialposition and not have to take part in the actualdesign. I will stand around look like I’m workingand criticize the designs of my employees.If I’m not in a managerial position I will have towork for some jerk who is never helping theprocess and only exists to criticize my work.
  • 10. Go to space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 11. How to accomplish this• Insist on going on the space flight or threaten to quit the company if they don’t agree (hopefully at that point I will be valuable to the company).
  • 12. Dream accomplished!!

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