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    Color xxx Pitch Deck Color xxx Pitch Deck Presentation Transcript

    • Colors.People love that shit.
    • But what else do people love?
    • Sharing.
    • Sharing.Mobile.
    • Sharing.Mobile. Social.
    • Sharing.Mobile. Social. Apps.
    • Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps.Sharing mobile social apps.
    • Color.xxxwill do all that. AND...
    • Color.xxxis a mobile social app that lets you share your favorite color with your friends and locquaintances. AND...
    • Color.xxxs TeamWill be Unbeatable.Unlike Any Other. They will be...
    • Lean. 
    • Lean. Agile. 
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. 
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. 
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown.
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic. 
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free.
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry. 
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar.  
    • Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar. Gurus. 
    • BUT WHO ARE THE GOT DANG PRINCIPALS?? Hold onto your pants, we have  a slide for that, dawg!
    • Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator
    • Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa, CTODont tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity.
    • Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa, CTODont tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding, CPO Actual high school principal.
    • Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa, CTODont tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding, CPO Actual high school principal. Dave Morins Cat, CCO Because everyone loves cats. And Dave Morin-related startups.
    • But will people want  to know Ashtons  favorite color?
    • But will people want  to know Ashtons  favorite color? You bet your almost certainly  white ass they will.
    • All it will take is$40.5 million inVenture Capital funding.
    • But why invest so much money insomething so simple?
    • Because 
    • We have a sickbusiness plan. 
    • Seriously. We will not just make wheelbarrows ofmoney, but several larger wheelbarrows.
    • How?Well...
    • We did extensivemarket research.
    • We did extensivemarket research.We read nearly every post on Hacker News for almost six months. In a row. And we concluded...
    • Developers  are dicks.Just kidding. We really concluded...
    • This cant possiblyever make any money.
    • This cant possiblyever make any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur.
    • This cant possiblyever make any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur. Like our custom-designed European furniture.
    • So how will we  make money?
    • We will carefullyorchestrate a massive PR campaign.
    • We will turn down ourfirst offer from a majorcompany with too much money and too little sanity. 
    • Then, at the exact right moment... 
    • WERE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE FLIPPER
    • But you must act now.
    • But you must act now.This only works becausethe bubble hasnt burst. 
    • But it will.
    • But wait!!Theres more!!
    • If you invest now, youwill have EXCLUSIVE use of one randomly assigned hexadecimalcolor, named after you.
    • ACT NOW.Supplies are limited to 16,700,000.
    • And remember...
    • People. Colors. Apps.Cats. Bacon. Organic.Bieber. Mobile. Social. Local. Pivot. 
    • Booyah. INVEST NOW:http://u.nwc.co/colorxxxinvest Made by the fine people at New Work City. If youre in NYC and building a real business, perhaps youd like to come hang with us. http://nwc.co http://twitter.com/tonybgoode