Colors.People love that shit.
But what else do people love?
Sharing.
Sharing.Mobile.
Sharing.Mobile. Social.
Sharing.Mobile. Social. Apps.
Sharing.       Mobile.       Social.        Apps.Sharing mobile social        apps.
Color.xxxwill do all that.    AND...
Color.xxxis a mobile social app that    lets you share your  favorite color with your         friends and      locquaintan...
Color.xxxs TeamWill be Unbeatable.Unlike Any Other.  They will be...
Lean. 
Lean. Agile. 
Lean. Agile. Organic. 
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. 
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown.
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic. 
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free.
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry. 
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar.  
Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar. Gurus. 
BUT WHO ARE THE   GOT DANG  PRINCIPALS?? Hold onto your pants, we have      a slide for that, dawg!
Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and          Chief Transformers Coordinator
Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and          Chief Transformers Coordinator            ...
Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and          Chief Transformers Coordinator            ...
Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer,       and Chief Transformers Coordinator              ...
But will people want  to know Ashtons    favorite color?
But will people want  to know Ashtons    favorite color?  You bet your almost certainly        white ass they will.
All it will take is$40.5 million inVenture Capital     funding.
But why invest so   much money insomething so simple?
Because 
We have a sickbusiness plan. 
Seriously. We will  not just make wheelbarrows ofmoney, but several      larger  wheelbarrows.
How?Well...
We did extensivemarket research.
We did extensivemarket research.We read nearly every post on Hacker News     for almost six months. In a row.          And...
Developers  are dicks.Just kidding. We really     concluded...
This cant possiblyever make any money.
This cant possiblyever make any money.   At least, not enough to fund the       ridiculous expenses we            intend t...
This cant possiblyever make any money.   At least, not enough to fund the       ridiculous expenses we            intend t...
So how will we  make money?
We will carefullyorchestrate a massive    PR campaign.
We will turn down ourfirst offer from a majorcompany with too much  money and too little         sanity. 
Then, at the exact right      moment... 
WERE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE FLIPPER
But you must act now.
But you must act now.This only works becausethe bubble hasnt burst. 
But it will.
But wait!!Theres more!!
If you invest now, youwill have EXCLUSIVE use     of one randomly assigned hexadecimalcolor, named after you.
ACT NOW.Supplies are limited to    16,700,000.
And remember...
People. Colors. Apps.Cats. Bacon. Organic.Bieber. Mobile. Social.    Local. Pivot. 
Booyah.          INVEST NOW:http://u.nwc.co/colorxxxinvest        Made by the fine people at New Work City.      If youre ...
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  1. 1. Colors.People love that shit.
  2. 2. But what else do people love?
  3. 3. Sharing.
  4. 4. Sharing.Mobile.
  5. 5. Sharing.Mobile. Social.
  6. 6. Sharing.Mobile. Social. Apps.
  7. 7. Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps.Sharing mobile social apps.
  8. 8. Color.xxxwill do all that. AND...
  9. 9. Color.xxxis a mobile social app that lets you share your favorite color with your friends and locquaintances. AND...
  10. 10. Color.xxxs TeamWill be Unbeatable.Unlike Any Other. They will be...
  11. 11. Lean. 
  12. 12. Lean. Agile. 
  13. 13. Lean. Agile. Organic. 
  14. 14. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. 
  15. 15. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown.
  16. 16. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic. 
  17. 17. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free.
  18. 18. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry. 
  19. 19. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar.  
  20. 20. Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locallygrown. Acrobatic.Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar. Gurus. 
  21. 21. BUT WHO ARE THE GOT DANG PRINCIPALS?? Hold onto your pants, we have  a slide for that, dawg!
  22. 22. Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator
  23. 23. Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa, CTODont tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity.
  24. 24. Michael Bay, CEOChief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa, CTODont tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding, CPO Actual high school principal.
  25. 25. Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator Brian Papa, CTODont tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity. Mr. Belding, CPO Actual high school principal. Dave Morins Cat, CCO Because everyone loves cats. And Dave Morin-related startups.
  26. 26. But will people want  to know Ashtons  favorite color?
  27. 27. But will people want  to know Ashtons  favorite color? You bet your almost certainly  white ass they will.
  28. 28. All it will take is$40.5 million inVenture Capital funding.
  29. 29. But why invest so much money insomething so simple?
  30. 30. Because 
  31. 31. We have a sickbusiness plan. 
  32. 32. Seriously. We will not just make wheelbarrows ofmoney, but several larger wheelbarrows.
  33. 33. How?Well...
  34. 34. We did extensivemarket research.
  35. 35. We did extensivemarket research.We read nearly every post on Hacker News for almost six months. In a row. And we concluded...
  36. 36. Developers  are dicks.Just kidding. We really concluded...
  37. 37. This cant possiblyever make any money.
  38. 38. This cant possiblyever make any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur.
  39. 39. This cant possiblyever make any money. At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur. Like our custom-designed European furniture.
  40. 40. So how will we  make money?
  41. 41. We will carefullyorchestrate a massive PR campaign.
  42. 42. We will turn down ourfirst offer from a majorcompany with too much money and too little sanity. 
  43. 43. Then, at the exact right moment... 
  44. 44. WERE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE FLIPPER
  45. 45. But you must act now.
  46. 46. But you must act now.This only works becausethe bubble hasnt burst. 
  47. 47. But it will.
  48. 48. But wait!!Theres more!!
  49. 49. If you invest now, youwill have EXCLUSIVE use of one randomly assigned hexadecimalcolor, named after you.
  50. 50. ACT NOW.Supplies are limited to 16,700,000.
  51. 51. And remember...
  52. 52. People. Colors. Apps.Cats. Bacon. Organic.Bieber. Mobile. Social. Local. Pivot. 
  53. 53. Booyah. INVEST NOW:http://u.nwc.co/colorxxxinvest Made by the fine people at New Work City. If youre in NYC and building a real business, perhaps youd like to come hang with us. http://nwc.co http://twitter.com/tonybgoode

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