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  • my  friend  watches  sherlock  for  the   first  4me  (the  reichenbach  fall)   i  will  be  blue   my  friend  will  be  red  
  • is  that  benadryl   cabbagepatch     tbh  i  think  he  looks  like  an   alien       i  think  the  kid  is  more   a;rac4ve   i  don’t  see  it  
  • DUCK  FACE   did  he  just  say  “do  you  want   a  cuppa  mate?”  ok  we  get  it   you’re  bri4sh   what’s  with  the  scarf  
  • OMG  SPILLING  TEA   REALLY  DO  THEY  REALLY   NEED  TO  KEEP   REMINDING  US  THAT   THEY’RE  BRITISH   shh  it’s  funny   why  is  he  puVng  gum  on   the  glass  with  his  spit  he’ll   get  caught   he  wants  to  get  caught   why  the  fuck  
  • imma  bad  bitch  imma   imma  bad  bitch   omg  sherlock  i’m  such  a   big  fan  sign  my  boob   pls  
  • ok  i  can  kind  of  see  why   you  would  think  he  is   a;ract-­‐  oH  MY  GOD   welcome  friend   he’s  talking  about   congressional  legislature  and   it’s  turning  me  on  
  • is  that  microsoX   oh  my  god  
  • oh  yes  we  have   boarding  schools   because  we  are  bri4sh   boys  are  blue  and  girls   are  pink  because  we   must  enforce  gender   roles  to  children   you’ve  been  looking  at  social  jus4ce  stuff   again  haven’t  you   i  am  in  a  rage  
  • why  so  many  ques4on   marks  are  you  a   seventh  grade  girl  on   msn   the  three  Ss  of  being  sherlock:   Sexy,  Smart  and  full  of  Shit    
  • sherlock  i  spent  a  lot  of  money  on  this  green  screen  u  be;er   listen  to  me  
  • omg  they  are  handcuffed   together  and  sherlock  just   yelled  get  on  your  knees   he  can  handcuff  me  and  yell   that  to  me   go  to  your  right  john  oh   yeah  that’s  it  that’s  the   spot  john  oh  yeah  
  • gAAAAYYYYYYYYY     it’s  ok  they  said  no   homo   i  never  heard  them  say  no   homo   well  then   double  decker  bus  WE  ARE   BRITISH  take  a  shot  
  • what  did  she  just   say  she  can  breed   him  what   no  read  him  you   dumbass   omg  isn’t  that  sexy   you  like  watching  sherlock   play  with  his  balls?  
  • that  face  you  make  when   the  boy  you  like  texts  you   back   when  he  wants  the   nudes  
  • OK  THERE  
  • are  they  going  to  have  a   dance  off   he’s  talking  about  how   disappointed  he  is             he  sounds  like  my   parents   only  bri4sh  people  say   “sissy”  DRINK  
  • that’s  sexy   he’s  about  to  kill   someone   i  don’t  care   ughhh  did  i  men4on  i  have  a   thing  for  dress  shoes   ok  calm  down          
  • i  am  not  like  my  brother  microsoX    (i  am  big  and  hard)  
  • they  look  like  they’re   about  to  kiss     oh  honey  you  have  no   idea   yes  invite  the  big  scary  man  with   the  ta;oos  inside  of  your  house   don’t  stereotype   he’s  literally  about  to  kill  her   shut  the  fuck  up  
  • ooh  the  heavy   breathing   SHOOOOOOEEEEESSSS   no  
  • w_  are  you  breaking  up   with  me   or  is  it  one  of  those  really   cool  proposal  things  where   you  pretend  to  kill  yourself   and  then  land  on  a   trampoline  that  spells  out   marry  me     not  that  i’ve  fantasized   about  that  or  anything   sherlock  please  don’t  do   this  over  the  phone  it’s   tacky  
  • no  john  bby  don’t  listen  to  the   lies  rn  remember  the  three  Ss   sherlock  is  full  of  shit   NO  CAPES  
  • john  your  friend  FELL  from  a   ROOF  and  you  get  run  over   with  a  bike  and  start  being   all  overdrama4c  
  • is  he  going  to  talk  to  the   fucking  tombstone?  he’s   going  to  talk  to  the  fucking   tombstone  isn’t  he.  tell  me   he  isn’t  going  to  talk  to  the   fucking  tombstone   he’s  talking  to  the  fucking   tombstone  
  • even  his  tombstone  is  sexy   ok  no  
  • where  was  he  this  whole  4me     was  he  on  the  mothership   shut  the  fuck  up  he  does  not   look  like  an  alien   he’s  bringing  sexy  bach