Kitty Witty Kitty Kitty, so cute and small, Kitty Kitty, I love them all!!!! They are so sweet and so tiny the way they fit into your hand. They can melt the heart of even the coldest man. Kitty Kitty you are so good for my health. I think I may just treat you to that can of tuna up there, on the top shelf. Kitty Kitty my purr-filled friend, may you comfort and guide me. Until this short life is at its blessed end.
I N D I G ES TI O N ~ ~ ~ !
Indigestion !
It burns and it bubbles ! !
It makes you feel like your tummy’s in trouble !
Indigestion, how terrible it feels,
It makes you want to go eat 500 of them Tums pills !
Oh! How it makes you scream and howl !
Just like a volcano, erupting in your bowels !
It will make you twist and turn and think things in your head, just like “man, I wish I
hadn’t eaten that triple chocolate pudding, that dressing, and that bread !”
OH! INDIGESTION ! How I hate you from the bottom of my gut, where it spittles and spews, and spurts and sputs ! ! !
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