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    • As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads. FEMALE SELF-ESTEEM
    • And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all …..….
    • I’m not overweight!! I’m not fat!! I’m smart!! VERY smart!!
    • FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD …..
    • Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to someone you believe fits this description. Don’t return it to me though; I’ve already received it and I know I’m great. But lets not forget the following…..:
    • Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling ….. BOY, What a Ride!!!!!!
    • YES SIR!! WE ARE PERFECT …. Because: -We don’t go bald. -We have an international day, and a national day too. -We can use pink as well as blue.
    • We always know our kids are ours. -We have priority in a shipwreck. -We don’t pay the bill.
    • We’re the first hostages to go free. -If we are cheated on, we’re the victims . -If we cheat, the men are The ones with the horns.
    • We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals. -We can pay attention to several things at a time.
    • -The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President?
    • If we decide to do a man’s job, we’re pioneers; If a man decides to do a woman’s job, he’a a fag.
    • AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS…!!!
    • Send this to all of the great women you know And to all men you believe are capable of acknowledging it...
    • HAVE A GREAT DAY!