If you throw a bible at a drag

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If you throw a bible at a drag

  1. 1. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A DRAG QUEEN… By: Anthony Simmons
  2. 2. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A DRAG QUEENThen She will punch you in the face
  3. 3. IF SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE…Then she will get arrested.
  4. 4. IF SHE GETS ARRESTED…The she’ll make toilet wine. (Maybe Pinot Grigio, Merlot… there is really no way to be completely sure.)
  5. 5. IF SHE MAKES TOILET WINE…Then she will get sloppy
  6. 6. IF SHE GETS SLOPPY…Then she turns into a he. And he’s violent.
  7. 7. IF HE IS VIOLENTThen he will be detained
  8. 8. IF HE GETS DETAINEDthen all the other drag queens will get angry and get arrested too.
  9. 9. IF ALL THE OTHER QUEENS ARE IN JAILThen the wig and fabric shops will go out of business
  10. 10. IF THE WIG AND FABRIC SHOPS ARE GONEAnd there are no Drag Queens
  11. 11. THEN THE WORLD WILL SUCKIf the world sucks, then it is a vacuum.
  12. 12. DON’T TURN THE WORLD INTO A VACUUM. Keep your bibles to yourselves.

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