Welcome back, I did some playing and took some pics and thought it was about time to
make a chapter. Once again we head back to Duality A and B to see what the Kiaras are
up to this time…
As promised kid pics of Kitian and Jewel Alpha. Hope you get a good look because this
is all I have of them as kids. Yep, no pics mostly just play at least at this earlier point in
Kiara: How come there aren’t any cute widdle matching pics of them in their private
Kiara: And who is this woman?
Random Townie Kid: YES!!! This is my ticket to get out of eternal childhood!!
Kitian: YES!! This is my ticket out of the shortest childhood in history.
Lee: YES!! I stuck with Politics since my dream job as a Cr—I mean a Culinary
Mastermind hasn’t shown up yet…*cough*
Kiara: *cheers obliviously*
Kitian: WOO!! New house and I got the cool LTW!!
Jewel: You cheated!! I don’t know how but you did…
Kitian Alpha K/PO
LTW: Be Criminal Mastermind (just like daddy *sniff*)
Jewel Alpha R/FO
LTW: Have 20 Lovers (*yay*/ sarcasm)
Kitian: Since I won three times out of five, I get to decide who gets to be heir and who has to
come back here and live with mom and dad.
Jewel: You wouldn’t dare…
Kitian: Oh dear twin of mine, would I do that to you? Of course not. I’ll take the heirship and keep
all the family money.
Jewel: *Fortune half wails in agony*
Jewel: YOU BASTARD!! I WANT THE HEIRSHIP TITLE!!
Kitian: No way sister. You get to live forever in unplayed limbo; that means no money,
no lovin’ just nothing…
Jewel: *screams* *sounds of crashing and breaking windows*
Kiara: Aww the kids are playing honey…how cute.
Lee: Hmm, well as long as they don’t break anything expensive.
Jewel: I’ll show him, I got me a Townie boy…mom says only Townies are allowed.
You really want a clone of your father? Like BV boy Abjiheet Turner here?
Jewel: *kissing sounds*
I tried…you saw me. I did…
Kitian: So little sister thinks she can out do me huh? I’ll show her, I got me a Townie girl too.
Umm, honey…Michelle is an NPC cashier, not allowed in this universe…and you’re twins, not--hello?
Kitian: *more kissing noises*
I tried…he’ll see.
Kiara: Kids are at school…
Lee: Yeah they are…
Kiara: And we’re all alone here…
Kiara: House is quiet…
Lee: It is…I have a day off today.
Kiara: Oh yeah? Me too…
Lee: Want to paint another Masterpiece? Cuz I do, I never lose the want to paint one.
Kiara: Yeah…painting…that’s what I wanted to do today with the house to ourselves…
Lee: Really? Cool, I love how we still know what the other is thinking!
Kiara: Now, can I ricochet this pool ball just right so it’ll knock my stupid husband in the head…or
should I just use the cue instead?
Lee: Oh, so close I’m still going to win this game honey and you owe me $200.
Kiara: *scratches table*
Lee: Okay…$150 and that’s my lowest offer…I’ll take the $50 as a down payment for replacing the
felt you scratched. Pool tables are expensive you know.
Kiara: Or out the window, yeah…maybe that would work…
Lee: Honey? You know talking to yourself is a bad thing right?
Kiara: Grr…too many Nice points…urge to kill dumb as a stump husband is fading…
Lee: You okay?
Lee: OH!! OH MAN!! I GET IT NOW…
Kiara: Took you long enough.
Lee: Sorry honey…
Kiara: I SUPPOSE I can forgive you…
Let’s go see what Dark Kiara is up to hmm?
Tyrone and Tybold: Play with us Tommy…
*shivers* Well here they are the evil, identical creepy eyes twins of Dark Kiara and
Warlock Dougie…and that was a Shining reference by the way, a creepy 70’s Stephen
King movie. Look it up.
And like the Alpha side, I just have those two pics of the Terror Twins as kids. They’re still
Tyrone and Tybold: Come closer camera lady…we just want to play with you…
*backs away further*
Tybold: Hey good lookin’ just back up about ten feet…
Tybold Beta R/K
LTW: Be Rock God
Tybold: Oh please, I wasn’t talking to you camera lady, I was talking to Blacky. She’s so cute
running with a stick that’s bigger than her whole body. I wanted a cool shot of her tripping over
Oh…I see. Well carry on then.
Tybold: But—I’m free later if you are…know what I mean doll?
Oh you poor dear, you got your daddy’s nose on your mama’s face…that looks so odd..
Tybold: I call it character, my nose is perfect.
Poor, poor deluded child…*tsktsk*
Hey Tyrone!! You know that’s not an NPC right?
Tyrone: Oh god, not you again…
Tyrone: Are you gonna make fun of my nose too?
No…but I’ll tell everyone your stats:
Tyrone Beta PO/K
LTW: Be General
Tybold however, gets it right. Amy Jones could work…
Tybold: Oh hey doll…don’t mind her she’s just fodder…say, where do you live?
Tybold: I got plenty of lovin’ to go around doll, don’t ya worry.
Hey would you look at this? It’s Duality B!! I have placed most of the Bin Sims in houses,
as seen behind the trees. And I have two more to go, the Travellers and the Ottomas
demon spawn…but there’s something else back there too…did you see?
And no I don’t mean the glitching water and sand from the obviously messed up
Desiderata template…I swear it always happens when I put lots on the road close to the
water, I have no idea why.
Pony: Hehe, that’s so wrong.
Thai: Come ladies you know that binoculars are so much better for spying
Keika: You know if we cut down those trees we’d have a better view.
No tree cutting. And Kiara’s house is THE OTHER WAY just so you know…
Thai: Yep, way better.
Again, Dark Kiara’s house IS THE OTHER WAY!! Man you’re lucky Ani-Mei doesn’t run this
hood…she’s too nice. But don’t be spying on Gabriel, he hates that.
Thai: Who wants to spy on a guy? Thai likes the ladies…and the less the ladies wear, the better
Thai likes it…
And weird third person speak is a REAL turn on too…*eyeroll*
Thai: Kiara is Romance, Thai is Romance…we’re made for each other…now where’s my Dark
Kiara fan club shirt?
Sam said she can’t find the male mesh for it, sorry.
*Dark Kiara fan club shirts made by Sam, AKA SuperFrog*
Pony: Welcome Wagon is here!!
Julien: Are you new around here?
Julien: I like the shirt.
Pony: Everyone likes the shirt…
Pony: So umm…you end up on the wrong end of a telescope or something?
Julien: This? No, it’s a Social Bunny experiment…The Voice has a sick sense of humour and loves
to torture me with Social Bunny babies…
Julien: Damned if I know.
Mary: *stares creepily*
Cyd: I know it was you spying on me pirate freak!!
Thai: Prove it.
Cyd: I don’t need to I KNOW by some law of Wright it was you…
Thai: The Thai wasn’t looking for you, the Thai wanted to see Kiara in her skivvies…
Thai: And no this icon is not because of you!! Now leave before the Thai shows you
what the Thai can do with a sword!!
Cyd: *shocked face*
Thai: Yeah fear the Thai peon…fear the Thai.
Elenor: Boy did I pick the wrong house to wander by…
You came with the Wagon, it’s your own fault.
Elenor is a custom sim I made using some of my cool purple CC I found. And she’s also named after
my grandma, whose middle name was Elenor. I hope one of the Terror Twins takes a shine to
her…and stops bugging me. Good thing I gave Gabriel the watch for this hood…hehe.
Hey!! What are you doing here?
Pony: I had to see Dark Kiara up close, and this widdle poopsie-poodle is so
cuutee…yes she is, yes she is…
Real Pony loves dogs too…and this was freewill.
Pony: Widdle Blacky-wacky…poopsie pooh….
Back away from the poodle…nice and slow.
Doug: Hey…who’s the blond?
Pony: And I just had to come by and see you.
Kiara: Why yes, I AM awesome enough to have my own band of minions…that shirt
really shows one of my best sides you know. Took you all long enough to notice my
Pony: I know right? And your puppy is the cutest thing!!
Kiara: She totally is, and she’s a star too just like me.
Pony: And Thai, man is he going to be jealous I got to meet you first.
Kiara: Is he hot?
Pony: Umm, he’s Romance…
Kiara: Even better. Send him my way huh?
Pony didn’t leave, she just sat down and started hanging out…stalker much?
Kiara: I don’t care, I like having willing minions to do my evil bidding.
Oh yeah…forgot…never invite an NPC Grand Vamp to your house after dark…
Kiara: I want her to immortalize me. So I can bask in the glory of my minions’ praise
and worship forever.
Well your husband is a warlock…and vampires are cool…so…sure thing.
Whoa…you look awesome as a vamp. Hey Keika, you want another vamp for the White
Kiara: Now I can truly be Dark Kiara…Dark Mistress Kiara to be precise.
All hail Dark Mistress Kiara…
ARRGHH!!! DEMON!!DEMON EYES!!
Crap on a stick…
Countess Vanessa: BLEH!!
Now, why did you go and do that?
Countess Vanessa: I BELIEVE THE BLEH
SAYS IT ALL!!
Tyrone: -5000!!! Vampires AREN’T
Yeah, they kinda are…
Tyrone: I’ll be a social reject!!
Tybold: You know…having three of my family members suddenly dead makes me
feel…nothing. Yep, no aspiration drops for me.
Time for Bitey McHappy to leave me thinks…
Doug: This won’t do!! I can’t see my gorgeous self in my primping mirror anymore!!
IT’S A SACRELEGE !! Good thing I’m a warlock…I can make cures.
Hehe, a teal coloured warlock…it’s a good colour on you Dougie.
Doug: Bite me.
Nope, someone already did. *smirk*
Doug: Here son, I made us a cure.
Tyrone: Thank god…my social life is saved.
Umm, well it could have gotten you $1500 more in scholarship money for being Undead…
Tyrone: Damnit, is it too late to undo it?
Doug: Down the hatch boy.
Yes. Yes it is. Or Kiara could always bite you again if you want…
Tyrone: It’s good to be alive again.
Doug: You’re telling me boy.
Yes, again I took too many pictures of Dark Kiara’s house. I really gotta stop doing that.
I feel bad that Pink Kiara wasn’t getting a fair share of the chapter but they just don’t
do anything that interesting…*sigh*
Anyway, bye-bye for now.