The adventures of Joe Willington Part 2/2 Issue #2 By Andrew Wilson Created using Garry's mod
Page 1/20 Now men the combine will attack in seconds! Its important we stay together! And remember! No matter what happens I will always stick with you! I will fight alongside you like a man! Here they come!!!
Oh man just when the war begins we all pussy out! Page 2/20 Ahh!!! Oh god no! you can all die in misery but I’m running for my damn life! Screw you lot!
Shit were getting slaughtered! Oh my god! You killed Billy! Hey there weakening! Were winning! I don’t believe it we won! We've lost so many! Don’t worry! I'm sure Joes doing better than us! Page 3/20
Page 4/20 This is unit #752357//4. prisoner is knocked out and his weapons are gone, out. Hah that’s what he thinks! Okay hes right by the cell door. All I need to do is unlock the door and shut off the core. But how?
Page 5/20 All there is a metal pipe to knock someone out. Notepad which shows where the keys to the cell door is kept on a guard. And a electric magnet which could pick something like a set of keys up. Oh duh! Its so obvious what I should do to get out!
Page 6/20 Time to smash this glass open! Joe Willington, you are a genius!
Page 7/20 Halt! You thought you'd escape eh? Well its time to die! My god! Could this be the end? *whack* My trusty pipe is there anything it cant do? Now my organs are ripped and I’m losing blood, I need help fast!
Hmm what's this?...automatic healer for humans and combine. Heals: cuts, bones, gashes, blood loss and organ damage. Nice! Page 8/20 Alright! I'm freaking incredible! Now to shut off the core with my genius mind!
Page 9/20 Ewww, but ive got to find out what's under this guys suit. I really didn’t need to see that.
I cant shut it down from here. I need to go to the top floor, but how am I going to if its crawling with guards? i just have the guards suit anyone could use as a disguise. A barrel that could store a mutant body inside so its not found. And a cone to help you put your suit on. Too easy. Page 10/20
Page 11/20 Now men. The prisoner could be anywhere or anyone, so I want you to follow these orders exactly! Alex! Guard the core reactor desk! Samsung! Go patrol the main hallway and keep your eyes open! Joe you devil!
Trevor! Go and wait in a dark cell and if he comes past, jump out and say boo! So hard to move… As for me! I'm going to drink 4 6-packs of Budweiser and pretend that I still have a stomach! Page 12/20
Hmm I need to get the guard away, oh ive got another brilliant idea! Ooooh! I'm the ghost of the lost cargo barrel! You are afffffraiiid! Page 13/20
Page 14/20 I better start to get off the pills I'm seeing shit. Ohhhh yeh! Now this scene looks familiar.
Live in the combine tower! It’s the end of the world show! Page 15/20 Joe! Press the red button! Destroy the reactor! I don’t believe it! I'm finally on TV! No press the button that turns off earths oxygen! Why did we put a do not press button there anyway?
Page 16/20 Man, who should i listen to? If I destroy this place, I'm off TV. If I destroy earth, no one can watch me on TV. Tough call. Press the white button Joe! Let the humans fall and the combine rise!
Page 17/20 Come on Lovington! Don’t be an idiot all your life! THAT’S IT!!! Stop calling me the wrong name! its Willington! W-I-L-L-I-N-G-T-O-N! you stupid old man! Gee sorry Wellington.
Page 18/20 ARRR! Cant you do anything right! *click* Oops.
Page 19/20 Ahhh!!!!! Quickly Joe we can leave in this helicopter! Hurry Joe before this whole place explodes!
ALPHA-H-006 we are landing in 5 minutes. Amazing Joe. From a trip to a power plant to saving the world! At first you thought it was a movie! Hold on… You mean all this WASN’T a movie? Joe…you are one first class idiot. Now there's something ive heard before! Page 20/20
The end, or is it? Nope it really is. Created by: Andrew Wilson Comic design: Andrew Wilson Characters: (god) Andrew Wilson Special thanks to: Garry Newman for creating Garry's mod For those who want to buy it is available on steam for $9.95 or £5.00 (plus tax). Look out for more issues!