Work Director of Executive Visibility at Bazaarvoice
About My favorite word to say with a lisp is “scooter.” Go ahead. Try it. Nobody can say “rural” without sounding drunk. I don’t do shots. Pickles are a waste of space. Mayonnaise is the devil’s work. I’m not good at returning borrowed books and videos. I’m a great cape maker. My best puns are not intended. I fall down a lot. I set the record for Most ER Visits by a Single Person in the Kansas City Metropolitan area by age 14. A blind man taught me how to drive. Sometimes, I accidentally fall asleep in my bed. Never ask me to sleep on the floor. When I was little, I wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer. I have recurring dreams about tornadoes and Marilyn Manson. I love the wah wah pedal.