Chad's gift to alison, feb 2011

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One of my best employees has been promoted to a Chief position at the VA Medical Center in Montana. Chad made this presentation for me today...Super funny...and from what I understand, a bit true! WTH?

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Chad's gift to alison, feb 2011

  1. 1. DISCLAIMER<br />The following Public Service Announcement was not prepared during normal working hours.<br />The model seen in this presentation is a professional. DO NOT attempt at home!<br />
  2. 2. No animals were harmed (or Scoped)in the process of making this presentation!(Especially PIGS)<br />
  3. 3. Dealing with <br />Alison Glass<br /><ul><li>Analyze Alison’s expressions to improve your relationship with her.</li></ul>Chad Colby<br />Alison Survivor <br />
  4. 4. The best way to interact with Alison is to understand her facial expressions and behave accordingly. The following slides are a simulation of Alison in different situations.<br />
  5. 5. Happy Girl!<br />
  6. 6. Congratulations you have made Alison HAPPY! You may proceed full speed ahead! <br />
  7. 7. Surprised Girl!<br />
  8. 8. You said something that surprises Alison.<br />Rethink what you are saying and <br />Proceed with extreme caution!<br />
  9. 9. Irritated Girl!<br />
  10. 10. Alison is getting irritated!<br />STOP what you are doing DO NOT proceed! Allow Alison to speak next! <br />
  11. 11. ANGRY Girl!<br />
  12. 12. You made Alison ANGRY!<br />Your life as you knew it has changed!<br />Raise your defenses and prepare for Hurricane Alison.<br />
  13. 13. For a long happy career at the VA remember the STOP LIGHT methodology.<br />Every day is a job interview!<br />Good thing I’m outta here!!!!!!!!!<br />
  14. 14. Alison,<br />Thanks for all you have done for me and my family!<br />THE END<br />

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