Never Mind The Bee Sting. Part 1.1Presentation Transcript
'Hmm...what does this sand castle need?' Ummm...Rootie? 'Shh! I'm working! More sand maybe.’ I knew putting you on a beach lot was a mistake! Beatrix Havar, it's time to start your Queen Bee challenge. 'Oh! Goodie!' For those of you new to the Havars, Beatrix was the fifth child born into my 26 pregnancy challenge, to parents Klaus and Regina. She's one of a set of quads and is so uber nice it hurts. I recommend reading all other Havar related entries before this one.
Okay, let's stat this bitch. 'Hey!' Sorry Rootie. Name: Beatrix "Beetroot" HavarAspiration: Knowledge Secondary Aspiration: Fortune Turn ons: Charisma/Creativity Turn off: Hats Personality: Aquarius (4,6,6,9,6) Hobby: Nature Rootie has maxed all her skills, gotten gold talent badges in flower arranging, robot making, gardening, sewing and toy making and she graduated college with the highest honours. Originally she was a knowledge sim, then she rerolled family junior year, and now I'm turning her back to knowledge, for the easy LTWs. Okay, on with the fandango!
First thing's first; getting a drone. Luckily Rootie's already engaged, making this part easier. Yeah, it may seem like cheating, but I'm not playing for points. I just like a challenge and Rootie's a good sim.
Here we go. Drone #1, Crystal...something. I forget her last name, but it doesn't matter. 'Rootie? Who's that weird voice?' 'Alice. Just ignore her. Everyone else does.' Stupid Havar family.
With Crystal moved in as well as money taken from selling various bits and bobs Rootie made/dug up in college, we make a nice little house. Yeah, I suck at building, so whatevers really. It has a roof.
The happy couple don't even wait for the wedding before putting a baby in the oven. Scandalous! I'm just joshing! To me it's weirder that they actually want to get married. Oh, some more stats. Crystal is a Family sim with the LTW to Graduate Three Kids From College (yeah right).
Umm....guys? Wedding? Come on! 'Shh. We're sleeping.' But...Rootie...your family's here...or at least the ones you bothered to befriend. 'Sleeping.' *sigh*
I now pronounce you wife and wife. You can molest the wife. 'YAY!' By this point most of their guests had buggered off...
...including Rootie's own father, who was in the kitchen eating crisps. 'What? I have loads of kids. I'll get to see another wedding.' Nice. And I though Genie was the bitch. Which is true. She didn't even bother coming.
Rather than mingling with what is left of their wedding party, Crystal and Rootie stay in the kitchen eating chilli. 'It's good chilli.' *sigh* Somehow they had a great party. I dunno.
Because I can we get a cat. Uninspired we name it Fanta, after what was in my cup at the time. I forget if Fanta's the boy or the girl. I think she's a girl. *shrug* Let it never be said my attention to detail was not flawless.
'Root? Would you mind maybe putting some clothes on?' 'My house, my rules. Besides, we've all seen you in less.' Gross. 'Well, we were BORN together.' Good point. Brian is the eldest of the quads and an all around...Romance sim.
And so it begins. 'This is so gross!' Poor Root.
Grr. Basically Crystal was the college cheerleader. And she apparently made enemies with both cow mascots, so they come by constantly to knock over the bins and steal the papers. Annoying!
Rootie gets to work on her LTW to become Head of the SCIA straight away. My sims don't get off work just because of pregnancy, as Beatrix's mother, Regina, will tell you.
'Alice! Rain!' Rootie, you grew up in a house that had an almost permanent autumn. You've seen rain. A lot. 'But...rain!' Why?
Genie finally agrees to come and see her daughter. 'We all knew I was a bitch.' True. With her is Klaus and their son, Gravity. At the time of this picture he was the youngest Havar, but now Genie's bump is three people and Gravity is at college. Time works in weird ways around here.
'Ewww! Gross!' Three bolts. They're like this all the time. And considering that by all rights they should probably be dead by now, it's kinda gross. 'Kinda? Try very!' I know.
'Do you ever get the feeling that we're just a game to someone?' 'Gravity, you're so weird sometimes. That would never happen.' Yes...*shifty eyes* Never.
'RAIN!' Crystal may be pretty, but she's a few buttons short of a cardigan. I guess that when you're a pretty cheerleader brains are irrelevant.
'...and then this cow came and stole the paper.' 'Wow. Your life sure is crazy. Maybe your mother and I could eat them for you.' 'Dad!' 'What? We are werewolves!' I just like Gravity there, scowling as though he's being forced to play violin. 'I hate you all.' One nice point. Isn't he darling?
'Alice. I want a cat.' But you have two dogs. 'But I want a cat.' Gravity. 'NOW!!!'
'And I call to order this first meeting of the jogsaw club and...who's that?' 'Who?' 'That guy?' 'Oh...no idea.' 'Rootie, it's your house!' 'So?' Genie has a point. Who is that guy?
'Ignore her. She does this all the time.' I regret having them both bitten now. I really do.
'Stupid mean nasty cow!' Crystal, what did you do to them to make them so mad at you? 'I really can't remember.' Great. Well, see you later Mr Cow.
'Can I just have a bite?' No, Regina. We don't eat our neighbours. 'But-' No! Does anyone else have problems like this?
'Ahh! Daddy's making loud noises!' You're the one who wanted to hear him howl. And get that want to be a werewolf gone. Never gunna happen. I'm bored of werewolves now. 'Meanie.'
Crystal, you really aren't a people person, are you? First the cows, now Klaus. He's the father of your wife; shouldn't you be sweet talking him rather than arguing? 'Maybe.' Idiot.
'Alice, why did you let my special little girl marry such a moron?' Klaus, you're a Knowledge sim, as is your wife. To you about everyone is a moron. 'Not quite like Crystal.' 'I can hear you!' 'But I bet you don't understand half the words.' Behave you two. And remember, in six kids she'll be gone.
'Oh my gosh!' What? 'This outfit has no pregnancy morph to show of my bump.' Whoops. To the dresser!
Better? 'Better. I hope it's only one. I cannot deal with quads like mum and dad did.' Well, they only had quads because I had 25% chance on everything. You have the default odds, so it's unlikely. 'Good.'
To keep Fanta company, we get another cat called Tango. Lame naming theme, I know, but I was tired. Tango is a boy if Fanta's a girl, and a girl if Fanta's a boy. It doesn't really matter, as they'll never be breeding.
I want a plantsim! 60 kids will be so much easier with only three wants. I've been trying to make Genie a plantsim for ages, but it never happened. Maybe Rootie will have more luck.
These two are rather cute! 'Mrow!' Yes they are. Always playing and stuff. Makes me wish my mother would let me get another cat. Mine is lonely since the two old ones died.
Random spam want filled. Rootie the whale loves to swim in the sea. 'It's better than swimming in a pool. I don't feel so guilty for peeing in the sea.' Nice. Real nice.
YAY! Babies! 'Baby. Singular.' Good good.
Since Crystal is at work Rootie has the support of the butler and the vampire paperboy. 'I'd rather be alone.' I cannot blame you.
And it's a girl! Skin tone three, brown hair and Regina's green eyes (WTF? Rootie has blue eyes and Crystal has genetisised green/blue eyes. I dunno why she got green, but whatever). There is a naming theme thing. Each child's name will begin with the last letter of the pervious child. Since she's the first, this one will get a name starting with the last letter of Beatix's name. So, meet Xanthe. 'Xanthe?' Problem? 'Nope.'
Crystal brought a friend home! Heya Jerry! 'Umm...hi?' Jerry is the husband of Rootie's sister, Bellatrix. He's rather cool...though he doesn't look like any teacher I've ever had, which is a shame, because I'd love a teacher like Jerry.
Aww, Jerry. 'Well, you aged my daughter straight from baby to child. I never got any of this.' Well...I wasn't going to play EVERY Havar kid. That would take too long.
And this is Tango. Also sweet. 'Hrumph.' Okay, Tango's a bully and a nasty piece of work. But looks are all that matters, and he/she's pretty.
As we all prolly know how I feel about birthdays, I'll just say this; WHY????
I cannot see past the confetti! To the mirror!
Well...she has a bit of a thing with her chin, but I'm sure she'll grow into it. Hopefully.
Crystal gets right onto those annoying toddler skills. 'Gunna bite Mummy's knees.' Yeah, she's a bit mean. 'But perfect.' Of course. I merit mean above all else.
'Who's Mummy's little princess?' 'Me of course.' 'Yes you are!' Way to fuel the ego there, Root. And yes, she is preggers again. Wootwoot.
'I am a princess, and princesses get pretty things to play with.' This princess crap is wearing a bit thin already, Xanthe. 'My name does mean golden. I'm gold and perfect and wonderful.' And stealing my thunder.
'Aww! She's so wonderful! Walking all by herself!' Stop encouraging her! This is my show, not hers.
'Huh?' YAY!!! 'Alice? Why am I all green? I look like a brussel sprout.' I think it suits you, Rootie. And it goes with your name. Rootie the plantsim. 'Oh ha haha.' Oh, get over it. You're a Knowledge sim. This is heaven for you. 'Oh yeah!'
You look lovely. 'Really?' Yes. 'And not sproutish?' Not at all.
'YAY! Now, more songs about me.' 'Xanthe, there are no songs about you.' 'Then make some. Now!' She really is not pretty enough to be so demanding.
'OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!' Crystal? Wanna come over here? 'I'm building a sand castle!' But Rootie's giving birth. 'Sand castle!'
It's twins, but I won't bother showing you both of them. First is a girl, named Emerald. Skin tone 3, brown hair, Crystal's eyes. And her brother is called Dylan, and he's identical (I think) to his twin.
And it's another birthday! Yay! Oh, the sarcasm.
And here the little "princess" is. 'Aren't I awesomely cute?' Well, you still have a weird chin. 'You're one to talk.' Touché.
BUBBLESSS!!! I like bubbles.
'As a princess I must perfect the creative arts, as well as many other skills.' How about humility? 'No.'
'What's Mum doing?' The annoying Family simI'mhomefromworksohugme dance. 'Well, I'm not going to hug her.' Good. She doesn't deserve it.
'Hey! Aren't you Alice's husband?' 'Ummm....yeah. I'm Cubone Monster.' 'Weird name.' 'Tell me about it.' 'I'm XantheHavar and I think you're cute.' Xanthe. Careful. You do not want to annoy me by stealing my man-toy. 'Whatever.'
Grr at her trying to steal my sim-husband. Wait, why do I even have a sim-husband? I'm a Romance sim. And I have gotten cuter sims since I married Cubone. Hmm...you know what Xanthe. You can have him. I have hotter fish in the sea.
'Hello little girl.' 'I know you! You're the creepy guy who's in love with my Gramps.' 'Yes. Yes I am.' Why are you proud of that fact? It's creepy! Poor Klaus. His chest is MINE to oggle at!
Rootie. I know you're excited about the kid and all, but no need to put your neck out! 'Oww! It hurts!' It would.
'Wow, she sure does move fast.' You can say that again Rootie. He only met her today, and already they’re friends. Weird.
Anyways, it's birthday time...again.
Here's Dylan. 'I'll eat you all!' He only has one nice point, bless him.
And this is Emerald. Isn't she cute? 'Stop saying that on every birthday slide for every kid in every challenge you write!' Sorry Emerald.
Cuteness alert! They may both be kinda evil, but they love each other.
'Stop trying to strangle me, Dylan!' Kids eh? What can you do with them?
LTW one done. She now wants to become a Criminal Mastermind, which totally doesn't suit her, but whatever.
A typical day for Rootie. Getting sun and water at the same time by sunbathing in the rain. 'It's so nice!'
Gosh! Tango is such a bully that Fanta ran away! What a bitch!
'Look Mum! Proof of my brilliance!' 'Well done honey. But since I am your teacher, it was obvious.' Great. What kinda crazy school hired Crystal as a teacher? She's dumb as a post.
'OWWWW!!!!' Poor Rootie. Well, four down, two to go. 'And then fifty-four after that!' Oh yeah.
And it's a boy! Same as the previous two in colouring, his name is Nolan, because it sounded cute.
MOAR BUFFDAY TEIM! Woot. And thanks for getting dressed for the occasion, Crystal.
Here the cute twosome are. Aren't they adorable? Unlike their brat older sister. And that's the end of the first part. I'll be back...at some point with more. Thanks for reading and goodnight.