Murphy’s Laws…

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic…

Nothing is as easy as it looks…

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway…

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse…

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something…

If it should exist, it doesn't. If it does exist, it's out of date...

Every solution breeds new problems…

Everything takes longer than you think…

All great discoveries are made by mistake…

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition…

Mother nature is a bitch…

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first…

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are…

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then…

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers…

You never run out of things that can go wrong…

No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind…

Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out…

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence… The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee…

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book… If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live…

If we have nothing to lose by change, relax... If we have everything to gain by change, relax… If it doesn't matter, it does not matter…

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious…

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly…

Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop…

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed… If a program is useless, it will have to be documented…

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer…

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence...

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong…

If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored…

Smile ... tomorrow will be worse…

A little ignorance can go a long way….

The other line always moves faster...

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment…

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear...

Everything goes wrong all at once…

An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction… An object at rest will be in the wrong place…

There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss…

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for…

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet…

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget…

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way…

When all else fails, read the instructions…

All the good ones are taken…

The nicer someone is, the farther away is from you…

Nice people finish last…

The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it…

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction…

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track…

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is…

Nothing improves with age…

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position…

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else…

Smile… it makes people wonder what you are thinking...

Sex has no calories…

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again...

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble…

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last…

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs…

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself…

It is always the wrong time of the month…

People are always available for work in the past tense…

Nobody notices when things go right…

Everything that goes up must come down…

Love is a hole in the heart…

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics…

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all…

Things get worse under pressure…

Love comes in spurts…

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it… http://www.slideshare.net/ak85ka