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  • 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 3. Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Dear School: Real notes from real parents
  • 4. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 6. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 8. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 9. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 10. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh*ts. [words were crossed out in the ( )'s] Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 11. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 12. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 13. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 14. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 15. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 16. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 17. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 18. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 19. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 20. Please exuse Tiffany from being absent she had a sour throught. Dear Teacher, Real notes from real parents
  • 21. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. Real notes from real parents