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  1. 1. Motivational Sms Remember that you r very special. No one can play ur role better than u. U r unique, original & God's master piece, so love yourself.... always. .. Best Of Luck...... Confidence Doesn t come when you have All the answers...But It comes when you are ready to Face all the Questions..! Mistakes are painful when they happen Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success... A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life.. Enjoy Your Life Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Has Gone and Tomorrow May Never Come. Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.By Mukhoji
  2. 2. Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! D u know Y d car's FRONT GLASS is so large & d REARVIEW miror is small ?? Bcoz FUTURE is more importnt thn PAST! Look ahead with Bigger view & Move On An egg broken from outside kills a life. An egg broken from inside begins a life. Great things always born from with in. So have faith in yourself than others. Champions r not supernatural. They just fought for 1 more second when every1 else quit... sometimes 1 more second of effort gives u the victory... BEHIND EVERY SUNSET.. THERE IS A SUN RISE A NEW DAY A NEW HOPE AND A NEW BEGINNING.... SO DONT FEEL BAD ON EVERY SUNSET BCZ IT WILL BRING U A NEW DAY WITH A LOT OF JOYS AND PLEASURE
  3. 3. TEAM WORK coming together is the beginning keeping together is progress working together is success A Bird sitting on the Branch of a tree is not afraid by the shaking branch,coz the Bird TRUSTS not the Branch but its Wings.Always believe in yourself Never mind what others do, Do Better than Yourself, Beat Your Own Records Everyday & Pray to God for a Better Tomm. Success will chase u. ” No one gets a sudden RISES, even D SUN. No one gets a sudden FALL, even D MOON. So, stabilize your LIFE with D POSITIVE APPROCH Some TIMES in LIFE, one FEELS that all doors are CLOSED….. When that happens in your life, remember that WORDS that NOT ALL CLOSED DOORS ARE LOCKED….. Do not make your aim like the garden because everyone walk on it But make your aim like the sky so everyone wish to touch it. Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price. Patience and preseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. -John Quincy Adams A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying.
  4. 4. Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep. -Abdul Kalam You can learn new things at any time in your life if you're willing to be a beginner. If you actually learn to like being a beginner, the whole world opens up to you. You cannot change your future... but, u can change ur habits... And sure ur habits will change ur future. -Bernard Shaw Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. -Goethe Your most valuable asset can be your willingness to persist longer than anyone else. -Brian Tracy Destiny is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for it is a thing to be achieved. -William Jennings Bryant To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before. -Bria Tracy Dono jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke Dono jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke woh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar ke weeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar ke ik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char din dekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar ke
  5. 5. dunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiya tughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!! Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!! Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!! Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl GayE Tujh Ko Dekh Kar ..!! Her AaineY MeiN Tu Nazar Aaye To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!! pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi. Dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur baat hai zindagi wafa karay ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status
  6. 6. ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...! Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta? Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta? Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata? Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka, Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata? aansu mein naa dhundhna aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge. Akaash ke taaron mein khoya Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara
  7. 7. hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.... Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain, Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One Is,R-Really ,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day... लगता हे पयारा एक एक तारा उन तारो मे सबसे पयारा हे एक िसतारा जो इस वक़त पड रहा हे पसं स ा पत हमारा A rose for a beautiful Friend. ....._.;_'.-._ ...{`--..-.'_,} .{;..,__...-'/} .{..'-`.._;..-'; ....`'--.._..-' ........,--..,-"-. ........`-..(..'-... ................;---,/ ..........,-""-; ......../....-'.).. ........,---'`... .....................| take care
  8. 8. होटो पर आते हो बात बनकर ििल मे आते हो याि बनकर आँ ख ो मे आते हो सपना बनकर िजनिगी मे रहना सचचे िोसत बनकर आप का पयारा िोसत A simple BYE make us cry, a simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love, i hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you. best friends are like two zero... best friends are like two zeros if u add them they are d same if u subtract them they r still d same but if u divide them they are invisible... Good Friends r Like Software they Enter ur Life Scan Ur Problem Edit ur Tension Download Solution Delete Ur Worries & save in Heart A Real Friend A Real Friend If I could take a minute To help you understand I am a better person Because you are my friend.
  9. 9. And it really doesn't matter If we're together or apart For I swept you up into my hands And placed you in my heart. thanks for being my friend Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection,& Heart shows affection. Both have one equal quality, can't be reformed once broken.! As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose. WAVES are INSPIRING. Not because they RISE and FALL, but because each time they FALL, they never fail to RISE AGAIN..! "Ur dream will not die. Ur plans will not fail.Ur destiny will not be aborted. The desire of ur heart will be granted only "if you BELIEVE IN YOU"...!
  10. 10. ¤%¤;%'¤ ¤;¤;%/¤%¤ )i( Fresh ( ) Flowers wid a special prayer & loving thoughts 2 make ur life lighter brighter & full of happiness.. gudnt Kiki kuku kikiki Kukuku kikiku Kukiki kukuki Congrats! U have learnt Monkey language succesfully. Plz come & collect ur certificate & Free banana. Feeling is a painting "never spoil it" Face is a book"try 2 read it" Love is precious "never lose it" And friendship is a mirror "never try 2 break it.. Bhagwaan ne ek chhota sa dil diya, Us mai yaad rakhne ke liye ek dost diya.. Lekin kismat ne aisa khel khela ki, Dost ne kuch paiso ke liye sms karna hi chhod diya... Pyar ki Jaroorat dil mai hoti hai... Geet ki jaroorat mehfil mai hoti hai.. Kabhi dhoka mat dena dosti mai, Kyunki Dosti ki jaroorat Zindagi ke har pal mai hoti hai..
  11. 11. Only two person are Happiest in the world:- 1st Mad 2nd Child Be a mad to achieve what u desire & Be a child to enjoy it without worries..!!! Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life, This is a Golden pot for collection of sweet moments of your Life.... FUNDA:- Devdas ne daru k liye Paaro ko chhod diya, Ram ne Vachan k liye ghar chhod diya, aur aapne.. ........... ...... ... ...apne chillar bachaane ke liye sms karna chhod diya..... Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE, Never leave SOMEONE for SOMETHING, Bcoz in life, SOMETHING might leave u, but SOMEONE will always Remember you. Nood Gorning! Lest of buck Gay mod yless bou.
  12. 12. Aave h dice nay cake tare ? ? ? Yorry saar jyaada pi li sissiliye ipelling histake mo hahi rai MON'T DIND PLF. :-P Boy: mere papa ji ke same sabhi sar jhukate hai. Another Boy: kyu he is a big polititian? Boy : no he is barbar. Rules of LIFE: Never spend your life reasoning on the past, complainig of present, and fearing about future. Dil Ne Kaha Chalo SMS Karein, Socha! "Dil To Pagal Hai" Phir Khayaal Aaya Chalo Koi Baat Nahi, Jisko Karna Hai, Woh Kaun Sa 'NORMAL' Hai.... Moon Should Alwayz B Full Nd Bright Nd U Should Alwayz B CooL Nd Right. Whenever U Go To Switch Off Ur Light Remember Dat SomeOne Is Saying gudnight. SweatDreAms :Ü) Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota. 1.Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham 2.Kaho na bukhar hai
  13. 13. 3.T.B no.1 4.Kal patient ho na ho 5.Hum blood de chuke sanam. I wrote ur name on the sand it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air it got blown away, so I wrote ur name in my heart, . … ……… ………….. saala heart attack aa gaya..! Yari imtihan nahi Pyar mangti hai Nazar aur kuch nhi Yar ka didar mangti hai Zindgi apne lie to kuch nahi Lekin Apke liye Duwa hazar mangti hai. GD MORNING Wen u propose a gal, its direct marketing. Wen u call her, its telemarketing. Wen she walks 2u, its brand recognition & wen she slap u, its customer feedback.. Raat Ko Pucha Chand Sitaro Ne Bhula Diya Tere Jigri Yaro Ne Mene kaha KI Bhule Nhi HE Fariyad To Krte Honge Mera sMs Pad KE Yad To Krte Honge. Please give me "kiss" .... please,..
  14. 14. daro mat kiss means- K-koi I- intresting S- sms S- send karo. ab thik hai na. chlo ab kiss karo. FeeL Good when Somebody Miss U, FeeL Better when Somebody Loves U, But FeeL Best when Somebody Never Forgets U.. ...gud night.... Somthngs ar lft undone... Some words are left unsaid.. Some feelings are left unexpressd.. ... But somöne as SWEET as like u could never be left unmissed.... Smile Iz a Word of Love Smile Iz a way 2 get Success, Smile Iz 2 Win da Hearts, Smile Improvez ys Personality SO b Happy & keep Smiling... Koi ho baat na dil se lagana, agar apna samjho to hi batana, bhool ho humse to samjhana, s amjho jo haq to jatana ki hai dosti to '"DIL SE" nibhana.......! God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve,
  15. 15. take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Red Rose: pyar k liye Yellow Rose: friendship k liye white Rose: shanti k liye aur Tumhare liye ? ? ? ? ? ? NIMA ROSE: TAN KI DURGNDH MITA NE KE LIYE. Sometimes we all need a hugwhen we feel alone & alone & wen the world doesn’t seem to care. Remember!!! Wen u need the affection & careI’ll always b ur true Friend One day God tested me & He erased all my memories & asked : Do u remember any1 now? I told your name. He laughed & said, "SOME VIRUSES CAN NEVER BE DELETED"...!:-) Gudmorning Nevr say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u Nevr say thanks who really needs u Nevr blame a prson who realy trusts u Nevr 4get a prson who think u as LIFE.. So dnt 4gt me. I may not be the most important person in ur life but i just hope that 1 day when u hear my name. U would just smile & say "hey! that was my frnd"
  16. 16. Who m I? A step wen u stop. A touch wen u r lost. A word wen u r quite. A smile wen u r sad. A sholdr wen u cry. Not so Close 2u but a frnd 4u under d same sky. Gud morning Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h- Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra, Nakal se rakh Aas. Odh Rajai So ja Beta, Rab krega Pass. Parchi-Wale Baba ki JAI .. The purpose of f'ship is not to have someone who might complete ur loneliness, but to have someone vid whom u might share ur incompleteness.. * Gn "A beautiful thought: No one can go back and change a bad beginning but anyone can start anything, anytime and create a successful ending." SPACE seems Like an empty word but it's full of <S>pecial <P>eople <A>round <C>aring
  17. 17. <E>ndlessly, thank u for being a Part of my SPACE good evening. Good Friends are like software. Dey enter ur life; scan ur problms; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries n save u in their heart! G.n. :) Who m I? A step wen u stop. A touch wen u r lost. A word wen u r quite. A smile wen u r sad. A sholdr wen u cry. Not so Close 2u but a frnd 4u under d same sky. A true friend is not like the Rain which pours & goes away. A true frnd is like the Air..... Sometimes silent but always around you. "Never argue with idiots Cuz first they bring u to their level & then they beat u wid their experience!!" -BILL GATES A best friend isn't someone, who is just always there for you. Its someone who understands u a bit
  18. 18. more than you understand urself... Pati apni Biwi se-"HATA lo apne chehre se yeh Zulfein ae jaan-e-tamana KHUDA KASAM Agli baar Khaane mein bal AYA to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga 3- Whn Emotions Play their Role Heart Cries When Heart Cries, It dsnt Make any Sound But D person who listen that sound is called Friend ... (~_~) Can u close ur eyes for a minute please? (-_-) Thanku.. Did u feel how dark it was???Dis is my life widout a swt frnd just like U gud nite :-) Na tasvir hai aapki jo didar kiya jaye. na aap pas hai jo baat ki jaye. ye kon sa ehsas diya hai aapne na kuch kaha jaye na tum bin raha jaye....
  19. 19. No Quality+No style- Laloo No Quality but style- Sania Qulaity but no style- Abdul Kalam Quality+style--- Gues. . . Yes 'YOU' are Right ! Its Me. Aaram se theek hona. Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aaye to ek gehri saans lo aur . zor se chillao . . . . . .
  20. 20. . kamino fail hi karna hain to exam kyun lete ho...!!!:-) Shayari Dil Ki Dhadhkan Hai, Khyaalon Mein Mere Rehta Hai !!! Dil ki dhadhkan hai,khyaalon mein mere rehta hai Kaun hai woh, jo swaalon mein mere rehta hai Jis ka dekha na khwaab us se wafa karta hoon Dil ke aaine mein main us se mila karta hoon Main nahin jaanta yeh kis ki talab hai mujh ko Kis ka armaan iraadon mein mere rehta hai Khwaab hai woh mera, taabeer dilaaon kaise Apni hasrat ko main, taqdeer banaaon kaise Mujh ko milta hai sakoon, us ka tasavur kar ke Woh ishara, jo isharon mein mere rehta hai Kis ki tareef mein likhi yeh ghazal kya janu Kis ko kehta hoon mohabbat ka kanwal kya janu Main tau bas aik hi umeed mein rehta hoon sadaa Us ko dekhoon jo nazron mein meri rehta hai.(mkm)
  21. 21. Koi Dil Ke Paas Rehta Hai !!! Kyon door ho kar bhi Koi dil ke paas rehta hai. Dil ke paas ho kar bhi Kyon us ka intezaar rehta hai. Yeh kaisa dard hai Jo meetha sa lagta hai. Mehfil mein hoon magar Mujhe tanha sa lagta hai. Kyon ham har pal Unke khayaalon mein khoy rehte hain. Unke hi khayaalon se Apni duniya sajaaye rehte hain. Kyon lagta hai Ham unke bina adhoore hain. Mil jaaye agar woh Tau saare sapne pooray hain.(mkm)
  22. 22. MERI SAADGI MERA JURM HAi Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera aashiana, Abhi badlon ko pata nahi, Teray dar pe dastak de sakon, ye haq to tum ne dia nahi, Main raahi hon raah-e-umeed ka, Mujhay manzilon ka pata nahi, Be bas hon jahan main isqader, jaisay mera koi “KHUDAâ€d nahi, MERI SAADGI MERA JURM HAi, KOI AUR MERI KHATA NAHI. Love Sms The most important things are the hardest to say,because words diminish them. Forever yours…your Valentine. ~
  23. 23. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day. My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. As you continue to send out love As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral… As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end product.
  24. 24. kya karoon ab koii bhi acha nahen lagta mujhekya karoon ab koii bhi acha nahen lagta mujhe tu bhi pehle ki tarha apna nahen lagta mujhe ab teri baten mere dil mein otarti hi nahen tu wo hi hai par tera lehja nahen lagta mujhe tu to ab adhe badan se sath chalta hai mere tere shano pe tera chehra nahen lagta mujhe tu kabhi taqseem karta tha hawaen charsoo ab tere bhi paas ek jhonka nahen lagta mujhe ab lifafe se teri khushbo nahen ati mujhe khat bhi tere hath ka likha nahen lagta mujhe Zindghi shuru Hoti Hai Rishton Se, Rishty shuru Hote Hain Pyar Se, Pyar Shuru Zindghi shuru Hoti Hai Rishton Se, Rishty shuru Hote Hain Pyar Se, Pyar Shuru Hota Hai Apno Se, Aur Apny Shuru Hote Hain "Aap" Se. I lOvE yOu SwEeT hEaRt.
  25. 25. Friendship Sms A strng bonding dsnt need daily sms or calls as long as respect livs in heart,true frndship nvr departs. BAKWAAS!! Mujhe to roz msg chahiye,Samajh me aaya! Heart is $pecial word 4 Lov, Lov is special word 4 care, Care is a special word 4 "U", "U" r always special 4 us dear. (';')... A Gud Frnd visits u in d hospital wid Flowers n says.. Get well soon n goes! But a True Frnd sits near u n says: Yaar, Nurse to PaTakA hai, Aansu tera nikle to aankh meri ho, Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni Gehri ho,ki Naukari to kare aap aur Salary meri ho. Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
  26. 26. Best gift=Z=I=N=D=G=I=Best... Best gift =Z=I=N=D=G=I= Best ehsas =K=H=U=S=H=I= Best feeling =P=Y=A=R= Best relation =D=O=S=T=I= Best person =H=U=M= Best friend =T=U=M= Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai. Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile.. Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile Punjabi Sms Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye, Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye…. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rabb da rutba apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh,
  27. 27. rabb nu tarse atma, te yaar nu tarse akh, duniya vich vadmule dova de didar, sab to mehanga sab to aukha ik khuda te ik yaar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita….. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bachpan De Gali Te Gwand Na Oh Bhulde Khed de C Kali Jotta Oh Tha Na Bhulde Asi Apniya Khushiya Nu Tere Utto Varde Rahe Hath Wich Si Jotta, Kali Keh Ke Harde Rahe.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi, Taan mar ke vikha dinde.. Je lahu he vekhna si mera taan kehndi, Dil cheer ke dikha dinde. .. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Apne Dil da dard chhupaande aaye haan, Fer vi gurpreet tainu hasaande aaye haan, Tere Chehre utte disse udaasi kyon, gurpreet tere layi ta Rabb nu vi rusaande aaye han! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand karde sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de sanu vi sohna bana Rabba nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  28. 28. Fees maafi di darkhwast: To Da principal, High school X.Y.Z. Sir, Gal eh ha k mere abby ny menu fees 500RS. Diti c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr nikal aya! main hun kangla ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maaf kiti javy ain nwazish hove gi.. 1 sharif std-;-) ~~~~~~~~~0~~~~~~~~~ hum bhi pyar liye mar te hai kisi pe, maan te hai usa khuda aur mar te hai us ki hasi pe, maana ki tumhe kai mil jayeige pyar k liya, par hum sa pyra na mile ga is jami pe. Dost dost se khafa nahi hota, Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota, Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko, Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota. ……………………………………………….. Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga, Najane kaun dost kaha hoga, Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein, Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein. ……………………………………………….. Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste, Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste,
  29. 29. Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah, Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah. ……………………………………………….. Manga tha maut toh zindagi de di, Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di, Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai aap ke paas, Jawan main usne tumhari dosti de di. Smile sms You Can Hide Alot … Behind A SMILE A Broken Heart Shattered Dreams Longing Desires… Your smile may be a pearl for someone Some times ur existence gives hope to one person, Your smile may be a pearl for someone,Your presence might be the desire of the 1 who loves U dearly. So value yourself. A cute little smile 4 breakfast Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
  30. 30. SMILE stands for SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling. Missing me and reading my SMS Let me guess what U R doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling. Thousands of languages around this world Thousands of languages around this world but “smile” can beat them all. Because “Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak.. Poetry Sms
  31. 31. Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho. Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho. Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho. kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho. Muhabbat ka phela hath Unho ne apna hath barhaya he faqt muje thamane k liye, Par un se me ye kese kahu! k muje hath nahi saath chahiye. Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge, Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge, Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche, Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako ge Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne, jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne, wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
  32. 32. Khamosh se rehne lage ho Khamosh se rehne lage ho, intezar kisika karne lage ho, yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, tabhi bina baat muskurane lage ho… Raat kya dhali sitare chala gaye, Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay, Gairo sa kya gila jab aapna chalay gayay, Jeet to saktay thay ishq bi bazi ham bhi, Magar tumhe jitanay ka liya hartay chalay gayay Bhale hi toote mera dil,tumse pyar aj bhi hai, tere liye mere dil mein, woh bahar aaj bhi hai, jis raah chal diye tum mera saath chhod kar, usi raah mein tere aashique ki mazaar aaj bhi hai. MOHABBAT AUR ASHIKI ME HAIN MAJBOORIYAN HAZAR, MOHABBAT TO HO JAISE KOI MAJBOORI KA BAZAR, MOHABBAT KI CHAH WALE MAJBOORI KHARIDA KARTE HAIN, APNE HI AMAN CHAIN SE DOORI KHARIDA KARTE HAIN. hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kardiya,auro ko thik hamko bhi barbad kar diya ,is barbadi ki hamne gazal banadi ,auro ne to thik unhone bhi wahh wahh kardiya phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko
  33. 33. yu ghut ghut kai zindagi hum jiya nahi karte,yu kisi ka peecha hum kiya nahi karte, ye to itafak ki baat hai ki DIL tumpe aa gaya , verna itni kimti cheez hum kisi ko diya nahi karte. Jab jab aapse milne ke umeed nagar aayi mere paav me zanzir nagar aayi gir pada aansu aankh se,aur her ek aansu me aapki tasveer nagar aayi. Hum wo nahi jo gam me saath chodd denge, hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge, hum to tere wo dost hai jo agar teri saanse ruk jaye to apni saanse jod denge!!!!!!!! . Bahut khusnuma kal ki raat gujri hai ,kuch tanha par kuch khaas gujri hai, na neend aayi na khwab koi, bas aapke hi khayalo me gujri hai!!!!!!!!!!! Jaate jaate wo kuch aisi nishaani de gaye, dohra na sake aisi kahani de gaye, hum to reh gaye pyaase ke pyaase par wo humari palko ko jarur bheega gaye!!!!!!!!!! Aapki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hai,chirag khushiyo ke bujhaye baithe hai, hum to marenge aap hi ki baaho me , ye bhi maut se shart laga chuke hai…..!!!!!! reh rehkar teri yaad aaye to kya kare, tumhari yaad dil se na jaye to kya kare, socha tha khwab me mulakaat hogi aapse, isi khushi me neend na aaye to kya kare!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aapko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jaegi, khamoshi har baat keh jaegi, padh lena in aankho me meri mohabbat ko,aapki kasam saari kaynat wahi ruk jaegi!!!!!!!!!!! Fiza par to asar hawao ka hota hai, mohabbat par to asar adaao ka hota hai, koi aise hi kissi ka diwana nahi hota kuch kasoor to nigaho ka bhi hota hai!!!!!!!!!!!! Paane se khone ka mazza kuch aur hai, band aankho me rone ka maza kuch aur hai, aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal, aur us ghazal me tere hone ka maza alag hai!!!!!!!!!! Nibhaenge dosti marte dum tak, saath denge tera har janam tak,ae dost bewafa nikala tu agar nahi banaenge dost kissi ko agale saath janam tak!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wo keh gaye humse ke ab wo hame sapno me hi milne aaenge, koi jaa kar unse keh de unhe wo aane ka waada to kare hum to hamesha ke liye soo jaenge!!!!!!!!!!
  34. 34. Tarasti nigaho ne har pal tera deedar managa,jaise amavaas ne har raat chand ko manga, ruth gaya uparwala bhi mujhse, jab maine meri har dua me tera saath manga!!!!!!!!! Is dard-e-dil ko zamana kya jane, Is dard-e-dil ko zamana kya jane, Ak bewafa ishk ko nibhana kya jaane, Kabr ke ander hota hain kitna dard, Ye uper phul chadhane wala kya jane Phoolon Ko Aag Lag Gayi pholoo’n ko aag lug gaiee nughmaat jal gayeey sooraj ki taiz dhoop main lumhaat jal gayeey ub daaman_e_hayat main kuch bhi nahi raha furda ki surd aag main halaat jal gayeey kaliyaa’n chatuk rahi hain k shakhoo’n pai aablay ghunchoo’n ki nukhatoo’n say mere haath jal gayeey ub kay baras , bahar baseerat ko dass gaiee fikr_o_nazar kay jhoomtay baghaat jal gayeey saghar lutay lutay hain , sitarey bujhay bujhay shayad mere naseeb kay din raat jal gayeey. Urdu Shayari Urdu Shayari, Urdu Poetry and Urdu Ghazal Shayari • Urdu Shayari • Ghazal Shayari • Sad Shayari • Dard Bhari Shayari
  35. 35. • Ishq Shayari • Mazahiya Shayari us ke qadam jahan parey faraz Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li FARAZ Aur Woh meri ami ko keh gayi aunty tawada munda mitti khanda j Jo Zakham tu ne Diye jo zakhm tu nay diye thay woh bhertay jatay hain charhay hoay thay jo dariya utartay jatay hain yeh ahel_e_shahr_e_wafa hain ajab bahar parust sarooo kay phool faseelo’n pay dhertay jatay hain nahi hai aur tu kuch bhi hamaray hatoo’n main siva_ye_arz_e_tamman na so kertay jata hain ajeeb loog hain , yeh ahel_e_intezaar kay jo khud apni aag main jul kar sa’nwertay jatay hain najanay kaun si basti kay hain yeh bashindey! nazar uthatey nahi aur guzertay jatay hain yeh aaj shaher pay utri hay kis bala ki raat charaagh apni lawoo’n say mukertay jatay hain darakht shaam ko lagtay hain shaher say amjad kay shaakh shaakh parinday utartay jatay hain. Koi Khawb ho ya Azaab Ho Agar ae sanam teri zulf mein mere nam ka koi phool hai to kbhi kbhi yun hi besabab tera roothna b qabool hai jise chaho us ki dua kro, jise chaho us se wafa kro yhi ishq waalon ki shart hai, yhi ulfton ka usool hai arre jis k piar ne dosto mujhe sher kehna sikha dia agar us ki bat na ho ske to yeh shaaeri b fuzool hai
  36. 36. sre sham tere tamam khat, teri hr nishani ko dekhna meri zindgi ka mizaj hai, meri chahton ka wasool hai wo nhi hai to mre dosto shab e chodhween b udas hai yeh jo jhilmilati hai chandni, yeh to us k qadmon ki dhool hai teri aas mein ho racha hua, teri zat se ho jura hua koi khwab ho ya azab ho, meri jan mujh ko qabool hai…! Phoolon Ko Aag Lag Gayi pholoo’n ko aag lug gaiee nughmaat jal gayeey sooraj ki taiz dhoop main lumhaat jal gayeey ub daaman_e_hayat main kuch bhi nahi raha furda ki surd aag main halaat jal gayeey kaliyaa’n chatuk rahi hain k shakhoo’n pai aablay ghunchoo’n ki nukhatoo’n say mere haath jal gayeey ub kay baras , bahar baseerat ko dass gaiee fikr_o_nazar kay jhoomtay baghaat jal gayeey saghar lutay lutay hain , sitarey bujhay bujhay shayad mere naseeb kay din raat jal gayeey. • Mujhko Dard se Inkaar Karna Parta Hai Kuch Is Tarha Se Uay Pyaar Karna Parta Hai, K Apnay Pyaar Se Inkar Karna Parta hai, Kabhi Kabhi Toh Woh Itna Qareeb Hota Hai, K APnay Apko Dewaar Karna Parta Hai, Khuda Ne Usko Ataa Ki Hai Maseehaai, K Khud Ko Jaan K Beemar Karna Parta Hai, Wafa Ki Raah Mein Dushwariyaan Toh Ati Hain, Wafa Ki Raah Ko Humwaar Karna Parta Hai, Woh Haath Rakh K Mere DIL Par Jab Bhi Puchta Hai, Toh Mujhko Dard Se Inkaar Karna Parta Haii………!!!!
  37. 37. Dil hi dukhany k liye Ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhany k liye aa aa phir e mjhy chor k jany k liye aa pehly se marasim na sahi phir b kabi to rasm-o-rahy dunya hi nibhany k liye aa kis kis ko bataen ge judai ka sabab hum tu mujh se khafa hai to zamany k liye aa ab tak dil-e-khush fehem ko tujh se hain umeeden ye aakhri shammen b bujhany k liye aa Zindgi jeeny se Qabal Apny dard barha leti hun yadon main usey pas bula leti hun zindgi jeeny se qabal jo maar gya tha har pal usy jeeny ki dua deti hun Chahat Dil k jazbon ko sanbhal k rakho sada ye mooti wafa k, inhen rola nahi kerty chahat k dareechy bohat anmool hoty hain har kisi k liye in dareechon ko khola nahi kerty Mohabat ki Haqeeqat Mohabat sirf visal-e-sanam kab hai is k hazaroon roop rang hain
  38. 38. ye har rang main muskurati hai Rooty bachy ko chup karna b Mohabat hai door kisi gareeb k ghar main band choolha jalana b mohabat hai jo har eid per nae kapron ko tarsty hain os masoom bachon ko nae jory zaiz tan krwana bhi Mohabat hai wo jin k ansoo ponchny waly nahi rahy un ki mayoosiyan mitana hi mohabat hai tTu bhaly gam se choor choor Ae Dil logon kgam dil pe lena bhi mohabat hai main to shayer hon karon mohabat ko kesy bayan?? jo de nafrat, ata Mohabat karo, shayad yehi mohabat hai… Comedy Shayari िजनिगी ये िकस मोड पे ले आयी है , ना मा , बाप , बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है . हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडक ने Girl Friend पायी है , े चं ि ििनो क है ये िरशते , ििर वही रसवायी है . े
  39. 39. घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है , पर Girl Friend से िमलने को टाईम रोज िमल जाता है . िो ििन से नही पु छ ा मां की तबीयत का हाल , Girl Friend से पल - पल की खबर पायी है , िजनिगी ये िकस मोड पे ले आयी है ….. कभी खु ल ी हवा मे घु म ते थे , अब AC की आित लगायी है . धु प हमसे सहन नही होती , हर कोई िे त ा यही ि ु ह ाई है . मे ह नत क काम हम करते नही , े इसीिलये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है . McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे , िाल - रोटी तो मु श कील से खायी है . िजनिगी ये िकस मोड पे ले आयी है ….. Work Relation हमने बडाये , पर िोसतो की सं ख या घटायी है . Professional ने की है तरककी ,
  40. 40. Social ने मुं ह की खायी है . िजनिगी ये िकस मोड पे ले आयी ZinDagi Zindgi ik sawal labon pe goya adhoora sa nainon ka khwab kuch mukammal kuch pura sa suno safer-e-zindagi main hum safer milen ge kabhi gum kabhi khushi k phool khilen ge zindgi imtihan, bhi azmaesh bhi apnon k liye khoon-e-dil de ker jity hain yahan Tooty sapnoon k liye… AaNsoo Osne apni ungaliyon se aik aik ker k apny sary AaNsoo samait liye aur socha k
  41. 41. Ashaq samaitny wala aj itny Ashaq kesy de gaya?? Zarruri to nahi Adhura ker k afsana usne kaha puri ho har dastan zaruri to nahi Aankhen har terha k jazbat ka aelaan hain ankhen shabnam kabhi shola kabhi tufan hain ankhen ankhen hi milati hain zamany main diloon ko anjaan hain hum tum, ager anjaan hain ankhen lab kuch b kahen is se hakikat nahi khulti insaan k sach jhoot ki pehchan hain ankhen ankhen na jhuken teri kisi ghair k agey dunya main Meri Jan, bari cheeenz hain ankhen Mery Geet Mane jo geet tery pyar ki khatir likhy aj in geeton ko bazar main le aya hun aj bazar main neelam uthy ga in ka tu ne jin geeton pe rakhi thi mohabat ki asass aj chandi k tarazoo main tully gi her cheez mery afqaar, meri shayari, mera ehsas
  42. 42. kabhi kabhi Kabhi kabhi mery dil main khyal aata hai ajab na tha main begana-e-alam ho ker tery jamaal ki ranaiyon main kho rehta tera gadaz badan teri neem baz ankhen inhiy haseen fasanon main mehev ho rehta k zindi teri zulfon ki nerm chaon main guzerny pati to shadaab ho b sakti thi ye tergi jo meri zeest ka muqader hai teri nezer ki shuaon main kho b sakti thi pukarten jab mjhy talkhiya zamany ki tery labon se khilawat k ghunt pi leta khyaat cheekhti phirti berhana ser or main ghaneri zulfon k saye main jhup k gee leta mager ye ho na saka or ab ye aalam hai k tu nahi tera gum teri justajo b nahi guzer rahi hai zindgi aesy k usy kisi k sahary ki arzoo b nahi na koi jada-e-manzil na roshni ka suragh bhatak rahi zindgi khallaon main meri
  43. 43. inhiy khalaon main kho ker reh jaon ga main janta hun meri hum nafs mager unhi kabhi kabhi mery dil main jhyal aata hai Meri MAA Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko to laaal hai na sata mujh ko pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna, uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat karna, 2 din to aayenge khushi se milne, teesre din kahenge mera intjar mat karna… Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah, seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah, gham ke raste pe na chodna akele, warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah.
  44. 44. Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri, To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete. Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? Us Ne Kaha Kon Hai Tumhay Bohat Aziz Main Ne Kaha DIl Pay Jis Ka Ikhtiyar Hai Us Ne Kaha Kon Sa Tofha Do Main Tumhay Main Ne Kaha Wahi Sham Jo Abhi Tak Udhar Hai Us Ne Kaha Khizan Main Milnay Ka Jawaz Main Ne Kaha Qarb Ka Mutlab Bahar hai Us Ne Kaha Sekron Gham Zindagi Main Hain Main Ne [...] Romantic sms Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
  45. 45. O meri jaan ! Banaras k paan Dosti k aan Pyar k shaan Hathi k kaan Chawal k dhan, Mere butter naan Maan ya na maan, but i really Miss u shaitan Taste of water & love of a person “The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!” Same way, “The Love of a Persons will be known when we are Alone” We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love! Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites. But After Achieving Those Qualities, We Never Love Again!
  46. 46. Love is like playing the piano.Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from your heart. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY The person who loves u The person who loves you a lot will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you Silently CARING.. & openly HURTING.. to make you PERFECT..
  47. 47. Effect of loving or hating personsLoving hundred wrong persons may not even effect your life, but hating one right person will leave you a broken throughout your life. . .! God made us body parts for a reason God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes : to look at you Hands : to pray for you Mind : to remember you Heart : to miss you and… Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!
  48. 48. A Pen of Love On The Pages Of Roses With The Ink Of MoonLight A Pen Of Love Have Written Only Few Words For U Happy EID MUBARAK Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! people like you r People Like You r One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :) If I wud b a mind I want u 2b my thoughts If I wud b a heart I like u 2b my beats If I wud b a body I wish u 2b my soul If I wud b me Up 2 u hw u judge me Luv U
  49. 49. Sath tmhara dena hai Sath Tmhara Dena Hai Kuch Sath Tmhara Pana Hai Pathro K is Shehr Me 1 Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hai Rab Ne Jo Rishta Asman Pe Likha hai Usse Duniya Me Nibhana Hai 1 Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai 1 Nam Hamien Ban Jana Hai Kuch Batein Tm Se Karni hain Kuch Dil Ka Hal Sunana Hai Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai
  50. 50. Un Duaon Me Tm Ko Pana Hai Tm Rooth K mujse Na Jao, Muje Sath Tmhara Pana Hai Tm Lot k Wapis Aajao Muje "Hamsafar" Tumhein Bnana Hai...! Yeh To dil tha dewana "S I R F T U M" Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte
  51. 51. Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...! diwana tumne hum ko hum se chura liya....... pyar humse tum ye kesa kiya.... ki har ghadi hume diwana banaya.... tumhari yadon main na koi hos aya....
  52. 52. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein! My past says u met me My future says u wil care 4 me My present says u wil understand me But my heart says u wil Always Remember ME! If you hold 5 roses in ur right hand, and 5 roses in ur left hand and look in the mirror,,you will see 11 roses..and the most beautiful is the "Middle One"!!! 9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry
  53. 53. learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face, no one will ever take your place. Tumhara pyaar meray char soo abhi tq hy Koi hisaar meray char soo abhi tq hai Bicharty waqt jo tm saunp k gaye thy mujhy Wo intizar meray char soo abhi tq hai May ab bhi girty huye paniyon ki qaid may hon Ik aabshar meray char soo abhi tq hai Koi gumaan mujhy tm sy door kaisy karay K aitbaar meray char soo abhi tq hai Utra hai mere dil mein koi chand nagar se, Ab khauf nahi koi andhero ke safar se, Woh baat hai tujh mein ke koi tujh sa nahi hai, Ae kash koi dekhe tujhe meri nazar se.. A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart. I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen till I met you.
  54. 54. Udas nazron main khwab milenge, Kahin kaante to kahin gulab milenge…. Meri dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se padh kar to dekho, Kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milenge…….. Cool Hindi sms Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga. Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga. Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo, Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga..... Golden words kabhi “zindagee” me kisi k “pyar” mai mat “rona” Q k wo tumhare “ansuon” k “qabil” nahe hoga or “wo” jo is “qabil” hoga, wo tumhe kabhi “rone” nahi dega. Every life in this world is written by god's own hands, that's why i am thankful to him, b'coz he wrote my life & included you as a beautiful part of it. )Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
  55. 55. Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai, Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi, Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai. Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de, Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega, Akela tu pehel kar, Kaafila khud bann jayega, Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel. Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi, Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi, Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile.. Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi.. SMS >- ---> >- ---> >- --->
  56. 56. ja mere sms k teer ja , jo mujhe sms na kare uske dimagh main ghus ja.... <- ---< <- ---< wapis q aya? Ans:Uske pass to dimagh hi nahi hai ! Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange...... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya??? Good Morning Sms Every new day Every new day Is a new chapter of life Bringing new topics New moments 4 life I wish 2day all the good Moments approach Why to make your day joyful Good A.M A fantastic day 4 u
  57. 57. Flowerful morning Colorful noon Joyful evening & Peaceful night !! Be happy It going to be A fantastic day 4 u Your remaining sleep time is over Dear Friend’s! Your Remaining Sleeping Time Has been Expired SO Plz Leave Ur Bed Open Ur Eyes And c Ur Mobile I wish U *Salam.E.Subah* & *G00D M0RNING* The Word 'Hello' means The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!
  58. 58. Good Morning my friend Those who joyfully leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day ,!'. / l','. _/ _.l.'_'.___ , _,_/,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_ I wish everything sails... smoothly 4 u 2day, 2morrow & 4ever Good Day! I define good morning sms as de way of asking how was ur 9t & de delivery of wishes 4 a brand new day. Good morning. N-Nav chetna A-Akhand jyoti V-Vighna nashak R-Ratjageshwari A-Anand dayi T-Trikal darshi R-Rakshan karti A-Anand mayi Maa Nav Durga bless u. GOOD MORNING
  59. 59. ()",,"() when u ( 'o' ) need a friend (")==(")======== pull this rope.¤¤coz i m.. ()"""() always at ( 'o', ) d other end. =========(")=(") Gud mrng. $ <)".".'(> $ $ ( ._o)."."(> $ $ /'-==(o_. ) $ ==(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)== Life Looks Cute & Beautiful With a FRIEND Like You...Good day Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! Bister se kijiye thodi si bewa... Bister se kijiye thodi si bewafai,aap ke liye hamne raat se ki ladai, rau itni hasin subah bulai--good morning- Gud Morning A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning Phoolon ki vaadi mai basera ho aapka, Sitaron ke aankho mai ho ghar aapka,
  60. 60. Dua hai ek dost ki, ek dost ko.. Ki Saare jahan se khoobsurat ho savera aapka… Gud morning dear Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA cover blanket tight tight As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes everyday a dream of happiness & every tom a vision of hope. Luk well, therefore to this day tum pass ho to tujpe pyar aata... tum pass ho to tujpe pyar aata hai tum duor ho to tera intazaar satata hai kya kahe iss dil ki halat ki tujhe yaad kar kar ke hum bekarar ho jate hai... Good Morning jaan ---------SP----------
  61. 61. No Shadows 2 Dipress U Only ... No Shadows 2 Dipress U Only Joys 2 Surround U Many Frnz 2 Luv U God Himself 2 Bless U These r my Wishes 4 U 4 2day 2morow & Everyday! Gud Morng! Have a nice day!! Morning me 3 bato ka dhyan rak... Morning me 3 bato ka dhyan rakho, 1. bhagwan ko yad karo,taki tm jee sako, 2. mere ko sms karo ,taki me jee saku, 3. naha lo taki log jee sake.. G.M. Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning. The sun had rised from the east The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies
  62. 62. R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u.. It makes me so happy It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING. 5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING 5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again." No Shadows 2 Depress U, No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning! See outside the Window, See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning. Wishing u................
  63. 63. Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money..................... Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows, Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng.............. With petals of Roses, With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning.... Good Night Sms Since ur eyes are looking tired... Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of dreams,Gudnyte "Night" Is A Good Time To "Remember" All The Sweet Things & All Sweet Persons In Ur "Life" So Sleep Well With Ur "Sweet Memories" Good Night
  64. 64. Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE! i wish that God would hold u i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!! Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams O K My dear gud night swt dreams Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye,dhere se hawa apko kuch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye.......O K My dear gud night swt dreams The greatest gift u can give The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B'coz when u give sum1 ur time. You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night Friend If u'r awake, goodnight my If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.
  65. 65. Dont ever give up wen Dont ever give up wen u r doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall nvr let u reach d always be around.gudnyt..u Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE G-Go 2 bed O-Off thelight O-Out of 10sion D-Dreams come N-Nice sleep I-Ignore Worries G-Get up early H-Have a nice tonight T-That is GOOD NIGHT............. Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night AS a day turns into night, K AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how tuf d world may seem, But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight.... Good Night!!!
  66. 66. On this cold cold nite On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams Suraj se dunia roshan ho jaye,... Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 330 Suraj se dunia roshan ho jaye, chanda se raat mahak jaye ae khuda unka sirt 1 yaad dila de ki raat mera magan ho jaye. GoodNight Raat jab kissi ki yaad sataye, Hawa jab baalon ko sehlaaye, Kar lo aankhe band aur so jao, Kya pata jiss ka hai khayal wo khawabo me aa jaaye. GoodNight Miss You Sms I’m just giving u time to miss me Sometimes, I forget to say hi, Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my
  67. 67. msg doesn't reach u, But, it doesn't mean that I forget u, I’m just giving u time to miss me! u must be a good runner becoz u r always running in my mind u must be a good thief becoz u have stolen my heart and i am always a bad shooter becoz i miss u always Gud frnds r those who care without hesitation, who rememba without limititations, who giv without expectations & who lov without evn comunication... Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day. I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you. Lines: We meet to create memories & we depart to preserve them. To meet & depart is the way of Life, But To depart and meet is the Hope of Life…. Har PAL Har WAQT . ' 12 ' . 9<3 '.6.'
  68. 68. Har SAANS Or DIL ki har Dhadkan yahi kehti hai .*""*.*""*. *, I MiSS * ", YOU ,"HAMAD PRINCE *.* no words i write can ever say how much i miss you everyday. as time goes by the loneliness grows, how i miss you... Thought I would tell you just exactly how I feel There's nothing I can change 'cause they're absolutely real. That I MISS YOU !!
  70. 70. hum eik bar jeetay hain,eik bar martay hain or eik bar pyar karaty hain jab sab kam eik bar kartay hain tu pata nahi app ko miss kyo bar bar kartay hain My 1 heart 2 eyes 7 litere blood 206 bones 5.5million red cells 60 trillion DNA's says to u ''I MISS U A LOT'' Just Wondering..!
  71. 71. Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..? Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..? Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..? Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..? i miss u itna u miss me jitna i miss u tabse u miss me jabse i miss u tab tak u miss me jab tak u miss me na janay kab tak but i miss u murtey dam takfattahi My Life...? Without U...!
  72. 72. Khali-Khali hai na. (Empty) !!! I MISS YOU !!! OO / '-' --- I miss u so much, Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is u miss me too. We live once we die once but we breath every time........ Similarly I saw u once
  73. 73. I met u once but i m miss u every time......... Good morning, i mean Good Evening Sorry, Good Night, mmm...... I think......? time is not important... I just want to say ..... """I MISS YOU VERY VERY MUChH""" In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
  74. 74. In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU BEST COSMETICS IN LIFE “Truth for Lips”. “Confidence for Eyes”, “CHARITY for Hands” “SMILE for Face”,& “LOVE for Heart”. So use them well.
  75. 75. Wake me when ur heart needs company, Take my hand wen u feel alone, Talk to me wen u feel sad, Bcoz till Life runs out, I’ll always b there for u..-)) Na dil mai basa kar bhoolaaya karte hai, Na hansaakar rulaaya karte hai, Kabhi mehsoos karke dekh lena , Hum to dil se Riste nibhaaya karte hai…. **All*/*/$?ZZ|WELL?** SEND THIS TO ALL IDIOTS TO WHOM U WANNA SAY- “JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE” & Have become an integral part of ur Life..-) Movie Kal MOVIE ho jaaye MERI Taraf se.. Yes or No? Reply soon, If yes tum apne T.v. par dekhna aur mai apne par, If no parso phir Program bana lenge..
  76. 76. खु श ी भी िोसतो से है , गम भी िोसतो से है , तकरार भी िोसतो से है , पयार भी िोसतो से है , रठना भी िोसतो से है , मनाना भी िोसतो से है , बात भी िोसतो से है , िमसाल भी िोसतो से है , नशा भी िोसतो से है , शाम भी िोसतो से है , िजनिगी की शु र आत भी िोसतो से है , िजनिगी मे मु ल ाकात भी िोसतो से है , मौहबबत भी िोसतो से है , इनायत भी िोसतो से है , काम भी िोसतो से है , नाम भी िोसतो से है , खयाल भी िोसतो से है , अरमान भी िोसतो से है , खवाब भी िोसतो से है , माहौल भी िोसतो से है , यािे भी िोसतो से है , मु ल ाकाते भी िोसतो से है , सपने भी िोसतो से है , अपने भी िोसतो से है ,
  77. 77. या यूं कहो यारो , अपनी तो ि ु ि नया ही िोसतो से है ... सागर न समाओगे िक कछ टू ट गया है ु जीता ही जलाओगे िक कछ टू ट गया है .. ु हँ स हँ स क िकसी कोर क अशको को रौि कर े े कया कया न बताओगे िक कछ टू ट गया है .. ु अपनी तलाश मे िक जो तु म चाँ ि तक गये कया लौट भी पाओगे िक कछ टू ट गया है .. ु चे ह रे पे नया चे ह रा िलये िमल जो गया वो कया हाँ थ िमलाओगे िक कछ टू ट गया है .. ु हर ओर पीठ पीठ है "sham भीड मे कया साथ िनभाओगे िक कछ टू ट गया है ु Birthday Sms Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday...
  78. 78. Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!! This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
  79. 79. Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY". A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
  80. 80. apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday. Students seeing monkey out of the window. Professor scold them and said – “Why r u seeing monkey outside , when I am in the class..” New Year Sms Years come n go,but this year I specially wish Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Lets welcome the year Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.
  81. 81. New is the year, New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year. Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"! May The Year 2006 Bring for You.... May The Year 2006 Bring for You.... Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR* NEW YEAR W Y H WI
  82. 82. YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR New rules of life for 2008 1. Haste Rehne ka.
  83. 83. 2. Tension nai leneka. 3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive 4. Mast rehneka. 5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka. 6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka 7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka. Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath “NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho. Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton, barkaton, khushyon,
  84. 84. kamiyabion, khair-o-afiat, hifazat, aman, sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye aur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye. Ameen, Summa ameen. Little keys open big locks Little keys open big locks Simple words reflect great thoughts Your smile can cure heart blocks So keep on smiling it rocks. Happy New Year
  85. 85. New Year begins, let us prayNew Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless you through out the new Year. Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo. DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!! bhawana TWINS TWINS Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
  86. 86. Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya, Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya, Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf, Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko… Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai… Maire dil ki maire jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai… Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia hai… Maine kyun pyar kiya tumne na kyun pyar kiya… In pareshan sawalaat ki qeemat kia hai… Tum jo ye bhi na batao to haq hai tumko Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai… Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko…. Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai… Tumko dunia ke gham-o-dard se fursat na sahi Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai… Sab se ulfat hi mujhse hi mohabbat na sahi… Main tumhari hoon wohi maire liye kia kam hai…
  87. 87. Tum maire ho ke raho ye mairi qismat na sahi… Aur dil ko jalao maire ye haq hai tumko… Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai… MOhabbat ki hai shayad mohabbat ki hai.. Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The Who Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The Woh Khushian Bhi Kaisi Khushian Thi Titli K Par Noch Kar Uchlla Karte The
  88. 88. Paon Mar K Khud Barish K Pani Mai Apni Nao App Daboya Karte The Ab Tu Aik Ansuon Bhi Ruswa Kar Jata Hai Bachpan Mai Dil Khol K Roya Karte The Tera Khayal Dil Se Na Jaye To Kya Karo Teri Yaad Mujhe Satay To Kya Karo Tera Khayal Dil Se Na Jaye To Kya Karo Teri Yaad Mujhe Satay To Kya Karo Har Tarha Tujhe Bholane Ki Koshish Kar Li Par Ye Dil Tujhe Bhola Na Paye To Kya Karo
  89. 89. Sab Samjha Diya Hai Is Aawara Dil Ko Par Ye Tujhe Hi Pana Chahe To Kya Karo mst ppl treat d present Mst ppl treat d present momnts as if it were an obstacle th8 dey need 2 ovrcum Since d present moment is LIFE itself, its an insane way 2 live tum pasandidah kitab ho [ Tum pasandidah kitab ho ] Aksar sochti rahi !!! Main tumhari sabse ziyada Pasandida kitab ki tarah h0n
  90. 90. Jo neend mei bhi Tumhare seene mei khul kar rehti he Tum mujhe parrhte ho Harf-Harf samajhte ho Sparsh karte ho Main aur bhi gehrey utar jati h0n Tumhare ghar ke Kone kone mei dikh jati h0n Wahin-Wahin jahan jahan Tum mujhe dh0ndte rahe phir achanak Q !!! Seene mei rakhi kitab ko DhairoN kitab ke beech rakh dya Ek baar bhi nahi chaaha kitab par jami dhool ko hata dooN . . usey usi jagah rakh dooN . . Thora parh looN . . Aur keh dooN Tum hi meri pasandidah kitab ho. . Forget time makes us
  91. 91. Time Makes Us Forget Some People But Some People Makes Us Forget Time Such People Become Our Life ... (: some time u miss me some time i miss u.. some time u hurt me some time i do.. some time u sms me some time i do.. some time u forget me thats the onlyi never do.. I thought life could be lived wizout the shadows of love. But impossible wizout my beloved How can I forget your smile Through even a thousand mile How can I forget your talk Which made me night walk How can I forgets your jokes Which make u a nice bloke How can I simply forget you Though my sms are FEW, Yet my heart is True I get many frnds NEW, But not as swee as U I never remember u bcoz i never forgot u.........
  92. 92. A water droplet on a greeny leaf appears like a pearl.thats way you also appeared and shines my life. so I never foget you through out my life. Tum Rulaoge Humko Sataoge Humko Magar Kaise Bhulaoge Humko, Kya haal hoga Aapka Jab Kisi aur Dil me paoge Humko !! So don't Forget Me par aapko bhulana Rait pe likhna to aadat hai hamari Islie to sagar se dusmani hai hmari Chahe wo lakh bar mitaye nam aapka Par aapko bhulana TAQDIR me nhi hamari Everything is incomplete without ME ..Mory Co…Dy Ti… Ga… So..Thing
  93. 93. ..Aning Even this ..Ssage! So don’t forget ME. cheese is cheese butter is butter if u forgot me i will throw u in @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$ # G-U-T-T-E-R $ @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$ A water droplet on a greeny leaf appears like a pearl.thats way you also appeared and shines my life. so I never foget you through out my life. Distances do not matter when the memories are sweet and special people are no forgotten when deyforgotten when day remain in heart beats... They say it's diffucult 2 wait 4 some1.. They say it's difficult 2 4gt some1.
  94. 94. Bt d mst difficult thing is 2 decide whether 2 wait or 4gt some1.. Under d sea,Der lys a rock, In d rock Der is d enevolope.In d enevolope, Der is d paper, On d paper Der r 3 wrds FORGET ME NOT.... "I guess science does not work everywhere.....bcoz the time taken to love someone is never equal to the time taken to forget them." whn i try to forget u I end up forgeting myself. wthout u notin works. I dnt kn if I can survive here without U. maybe life would be more interestin then. so dont 4get me Everything Is Incomplete Widout "Me" . . mory Co . . dy Ti . .
  95. 95. Ga . . So . . thing . . aning & Even this . .ssage! So Don't 4get "ME"..:-> This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud. BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW.. TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG KHUDA Ne Apki BHUKH Dekhi To KHANA Banaya PYAS Dekhi To PANI Banaya NIND Dekhi To BISTAR Banaya Or Bina DOST K Dekha Toh MUJHE FASAYA... BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL:Kyaaa?? BOY:Achhi film hai Naa.. GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe.. BOY:Wat??
  96. 96. GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na. Hasna hasana kisiko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Milte hai log is tanha zindagi me, Par har dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein! Zindgi kitni pyari hogi! Jab Aap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chote-chote
  97. 97. pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se "SMS HONGE". Ha ha. Tum Lakh Bhula Ke Dekhlo, Hum Fir Bhi Apni Kami Jatate Rahenge..... Tum Kitna Bhi Pani Peke Dekhlo, Hum Fir Bhi Hichkiyon Ke Sath Yaad Aate Rahenge... U r my.. BEST SMART CUTE LOVABLE SWEETEST n INTELLIGENT frnd !!
  98. 98. WARNING : Is Msg. Ke sabhe Sabhd Kalpanik he.. Inka Vastavik se Koi Sambandh Nahi he.. :p Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do, Manjil ko pane ki jhalak rahne do, Aap bhale hi raho dur najro se, Par band palko me apni jhalak rahene do. Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge. Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi dengE Hum Paas rahe ya Door.. Par Dil se Dil ke awaz mila sakte he.. Na khat na Lafz ke motaz he hum.. Par apke dil ko ek Hichaki se hila sakte he !! Dost Oye mere dost.Andhero k ghost. double ande k toast. Bhuje hue lamp k post. murgi k rost. Flopshow k host.
  99. 99. I miss u d most.. Mere pyare dost.... Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo! Dur waadiyo me dhundle baadal chhupkar parwat se pyaar karte hai dil me tamam hasratein liye hum aapse milne ka intezaar karte hai Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO… Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai, Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel. AGAR MANZIL PANI HAI TO HOSLA SAATH RAKHNA, AGAR PYAR PANA HAI TO AITBAAR SATH RAKHNA, AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT. Chhoti chhoti baaton pe takrar na kiya karo, Humare har mazaak ko dil pe mat liya karo,
  100. 100. Kya patha saath hai aur kitne din ka, In palon ko to pyaar se jiya karo. Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! utho alsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . . . . . .
  101. 101. achha!!tum ho kya???sorry yaar wapas so jao...usi me desh ki bhalai hai!!! Log kehte haiki 40,000/- ka Royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai. Arey 400/- ki Royal Challenge piyo to sara shehar hi rangeen dhikega. Ram to Shyam: 'Dekh woh ladki meri taraf dekh k muskra rahi hai.' 'Ye to kuch b nahi, jab maine tujhe pehli bar dekha tha 3 din tak hasi nahi ruki thi.' Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning! Cool & Funny SMS collection 2 Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Gal: Great! I want 10 of them Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
  102. 102. Cool & Funny SMS collection Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?” Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!.. Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha, lekin baat khas hui nahi, tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha, lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!! Accident hua bheed ho gayi’ Santa ko aaga aane ka mauka nahi mil raha tha Santachillaya hay mere baapu Sabne Santa ko aage jane diya , Aage dekha to kutta mara hua tha……. Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
  103. 103. Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! ******************************************** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… ******************************************** Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… … mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
  104. 104. Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye. D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako… Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai… Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki.. Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
  105. 105. Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian… hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay… Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo! Khuda Hi Khuda Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai, Jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega! Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
  106. 106. Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain, pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain, Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro, Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain ! Dosti Shayari 1 Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho…. …. Toh itihaas banaati hai ! Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari ! Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga ! Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
  107. 107. Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge ! Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai ! Hum uth ke chale teri mehfil se. Peeche se tu ne pukaara nahi. Fir khud hi ruk gaye kadam… Kyunki tere bina mera Gujara nahi…. Valentine Day is not only for Lovers, It also for Friends who love each other more than The lovers… Happy Valentine day…. To all my dear one’s who committed; Happy Valentine Day, And To all my dear one’s Who r single Happy Independence Day…!!!!1 Dnt Belive in destiny , Think of reality. If u really want something Fight for it, Bcoz destiny is just an excuse Of letting things happen Instead of making things happen….. Golden words- Kisi se sirf itni hi dur hona ki usko Aapki ahmiyat ka ehsaas ho jaaye, Lekin kabhi itni dur na hona ki Vo aapke bina jeena seekh jaaye…))!
  108. 108. When some1 hurts u, Don’t feel bad, Bcoz it’s the law of nature dats the tree that bear sweetest fruits, Gets maximum numbers of stones …-)) Friendship is a promise Made in the Heart, Silent, unwritten, Unbreakable by distance Unchangeable by time… Its lovely to have a friend like u….. When u count ur best friend U may not count me, When u count ur close friends, U may not count me, But when u really need a friend Just start from me… Today is “Recharging Day’ So recharge my cell with Rs10 = Just Friend. Rs25 = Nice Friend Rs 50= Sweet Friend Rs 100 = Cute Friend. Rs 250 = Gud Friend Rs 500= Best Friend Ab dikhao Dosti -> Full Form of WIFE = Worries invited forever LOVERS= Loss of valuable energy and rupees FRIENDS = First relationship In Earth that never dies….
  109. 109. moumtain can vanish river can dry u can forget me but never can i Under the sea, there lies a rock, In the rock, there is an envelope, In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not' Holi Sms Apun wishing you a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya,( Xtra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy Holi”. May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi. () Nature ka har rang aap pe barse,har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,Rang de aapko mil ke sub itna, ki aap woh rang utaarne ko tarse.HAPPY HOLI. Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
  110. 110. Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,( Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari, Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari. Have a Nice Day U've !'--.___.--'! got a i________i CARD. Open it.. . §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§« § H A P P Y § § H O L I § §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§« Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar Lal gulabi rang hai jhum rha sansar Suraj ki kiran Khushiyon ki bahar Chand ki chandni Apno ka pyar Shubh ho aap sabko ye Rangon ka tyohar HAPPY Holi Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet, Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent. Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar,
  111. 111. Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!!! Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI. Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,( Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar, Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. HOLI MUBARAK CHAND-TAARE CHUP GAYE,BIT GAYA ANDHKAR. DHUP SUNHARI DEKH KAR,JAAG GAYA SANSAR.DIN AAPKA GUJRE ACHA KARTE DUA HAZAR.BHEJ RAHE HAI AAPKO HOLI KA PYAR A touch of green i send to u.A drop of blue to cool the hue.A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Hpy n Colorful HOLI
  112. 112. Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI. Pichkari+ki+dhar%2C+gular+ki+bauchar %2C+apno+ka+pyar%2C+yahi+hai+HOLI+ka+tyohar. +Wishing+you+and+ your+family+a+very+hapy+and+colourful+HOLI. How to kill mosqiuito? 1. Catch it alive.() 2. Tie its legs. 3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach. 4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth... n pour a spoon of poison..... Mission Accomplished.... Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons. U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and() U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali. do U want to see malika bathing press down (Give some gap here) U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow
  113. 113. Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! i see ur face when iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming SHIT s4 smart h4 handsome i4 intelligent() t4 tallented i think u r a big shit In Urdu Flirt sms shayari ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon HI MISS ME OR HATE ME BOTH R IN MY FAvor IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART......... IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... Can v do romance in the evening today? Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood() Just a little bit of kissing and biting Reply me soon urs lovingly, "MOSQUITO" Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh aas,
  114. 114. chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta, Rabb karuga paas!!! Those Sparkling Eyes Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile() The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up? Kabhi Peeche na Reh jaana Kahin pechy na reh jana. Kahin tanha na ker jana. Bary sapne sajain hain. Bary ansou chupaye hain. Tmhary 7 kabi aisa he hota hai. Jo mre 7 hota hai. Riwayat zamana kyun. Mjhe bechain krta hai. Ghamun se choor krta hai. Mere saalo bane sapne. Bohut be-noor krta hai. Magar ye ho nahe sakta