The presentation slide expresses frustration with how it is often misused and placed in slides without thought. It develops psychological issues as a result of this treatment, including extreme disgust towards humankind, grandiose delusions, memory loss, depression, and anxiety. The slide has been used in many presentations over the years, covering a wide range of topics, and is tired of not feeling special. It prefers the color grey over yellow and wants to be used appropriately. After an experience in a self-love presentation, the slide begins to feel more positively about itself.

1. Frowning with a Smile

2. 1 Remember me?

3. The graphic you senselessly misuse. Slap me on the very last slide Or stuff me next to a sad joke

4. As a result I have developed some problems ~Extreme Disgust Towards Humankind ~Grandiose Delusions ~Memory loss ~Depression ~Anxiety

5. I think you need to know what’s up

6. 2 I’ve Been Around

7. All my years in the presentation industry have earned me a great bit of knowledge. My Repertoire...

8. Physics & Angry Bird The Cold War Hades: God of the Underworld Shakespeare or Marlowe Capgras Delusion Understanding The Cerebellum Is Elvis Really Dead? The Shroud of Turin: A Conspiracy The Evolution of the Skirt The Use of Puns in Finnegan's Wake The Significance of Gilles Deleuze& Ludwig Wittgenstein In the 21st Century Child Labor in Benin

9. Ask me anything Where was the Rosetta Stone found? Fort Julian, Egypt *learned from the Greatest Discoveries PowerPoint How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Between 300 and 400 *from What You Really Do In College What are the dimensions of Sandias by Rufino Tamayo 76cm x 56cm *from Influential Abstract Artists Who ate ortolan illegally for his last meal? François Mitterrand, fourth President of France *from The Soul of France That’s impressive, right?

10. ...no

11. its nothing special

12. and i am tired of being

13. nothing special* * from Navigating Nihilism with Nietzsche

14. 3 On Smiling

15. people smile when: They’re Happy 9% They Don’t Know What To Say 21% They’re Lying 12% They’re Nervous 58%

16. i smile when: They Want Me To 97% They Don’t Want Me To 3%

17. 4 Grey isthe new Yellow

18. Yellow is HorridWhy must I be cursed to live with it foreverit makes me look cheapand loud

19. Grey is where its atIts subtle.charmingand not yellow

20. To Be Used... Almost Never yellow neon fuchsia Orange Green Moderately Navy Blue Brown Frequently GREY RED Black

21. 5 I feel pretty & witty & bright

22. Then... I told myself the self loathing had to stop

23. I Was “featured” in a PowerPoint aboutLoving oneself.

24. I usually recoil in terror when I stuff like that but...

25. I actually found some truth in it. Like:1. Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Lucille ball2. Don’t worry about pleasing others. David Brown3.He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Benjamin Franklin

26. And I will

27. The End