Esquire The Rules: A Mans Guide to
Life (Esquire Books (Hearst))
It's Funny Because It's True
Derived from Esquire’s popular feature, this wildly entertaining, bestselling
men’s manual to life in the 21st century is revised, expanded, and with
color added! It now offers 668 rules in all (91 of them new to this edition),
providing even more lighthearted reading, manly musings, and,
occasionally, good advice. Accompanied by full-color illustrations
throughout, these rules are guaranteed to set a guy straight. Here is what
guys need to live by:
Rule number 2: When someone says he is “pumped” about something, it
usually means he’s about to do something stupid.
Rule number 36: No matter how hard you practice, you cannot say the
phrase, “Yeah, right” without sounding sarcastic.
Rule number 45: For the last time, no goddamn Speedos.

Rule number 108: The road to hell is not paved with good intentions. The
road to hell is paved with smooth-jazz CDs, herbal teas, John Tesh
specials, and low-fat cheese.
Rule number 154: Properly made, leftover chili gets better and better every
day until the fourth day, at which point it begins its slow decline.
Rule number 59: The study of inert gases is best left to professionals.
Rule number 38: When it comes to luggage, men don’t pull.
Personal Review: Esquire The Rules: A Mans Guide to Life
(Esquire Books (Hearst))
Rule #97: "Never trust a man who claps backs." Rule $95: "Rightfielders
are the ugliest baseball players." Rule #24: "A man in a minivan is half a
man." All true, and all very funny. While it's written with the tongue firmly
planted in cheek, any self-respecting man could do a lot worse than
following Esquire's rules...especially rule #21: "Talk half as much as you
listen."
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