Resumes are about
language, not about math.
If you worked as a beekeeper from Feb.
08 until Dec. 11, and you were born on
12/7/81, then how old were you when
you began keeping bees?
Tell them who you are, not
just what you’ve done.
I’m not just a software engineer, I’m also
a good boy who likes tennis balls,
tummy rubs, and treats!
Resumes ≠ Obituaries
Ellie Fant was a hard worker. He did the
work that others would avoid. Although
he was sometimes difficult to work with,
his co-workers always loved him. May
he work in peace! Amen.
Actions Make The Strongest
Shake! Rattle! Roll! Jump! Bump!
Grind! Shout! Spin! Bounce!
White Space is Your Friend
My white spots help me
Know Your Audience
I love honey, and my audience will be
full of bears and bees. My discussion of
honey should be well received.
Have More Than One
Gentlemen know that no two occupations
require the same skills, that’s why I have
more than one resume.
Set Yourself Apart Just a
All rabbits are equal, but
some rabbits are more
equal than others.
Always Tell the Truth
The truth is that even with
these glasses, I still can’t
read because I’m a bear
and bears can’t read.
Content is King!
Content may be king,
but I am the queen!
helped me get the job of my
dreams, and he can help you
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