TALES OF 89 WEST UNION         Written by        Tyler Dawley            PILOT?
EXT. PORCH - DAYTwo college students sit in raggedy chairs on the porch oftheir house.                    JERRY          W...
2.                    EDDIE (V.O.)          Shit, now that I think about it, I          DID have to push the futon up     ...
3.          EDDIESounds like you’re a littlejealous?          JERRY (V.O.)A chocolate fudge donut snuggle-fest does sound ...
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Tales of 89 W. Union - Episode 1

  1. 1. TALES OF 89 WEST UNION Written by Tyler Dawley PILOT?
  2. 2. EXT. PORCH - DAYTwo college students sit in raggedy chairs on the porch oftheir house. JERRY What a great weekend manJERRY and EDDIE bump fists. EDDIE Dude. Every bad decision that could have taken place, took its fucking place.Jerry lets out a sigh and leans to the side. JERRY (V.O.) I can’t believe you slept with Fat Jenny.Jerry smiles at Eddie. EDDIE Jer, did you see that girl I brought back!? Holy cleavage. Not only up top, but also a little butt cleavage. I dig it. JERRY Yeah, I saw her. She’s been over a lot lately, huh?Eddie laughs lightly. EDDIE Oh yeah. Do you blame me? JERRY Actually, yes. I do blame you. She almost fell through our living room floor. I was worried about structural damage!Eddie’s smile quickly turns to a confused look. EDDIE Psh, she wasn’t THAT big dude. Take it easy.
  3. 3. 2. EDDIE (V.O.) Shit, now that I think about it, I DID have to push the futon up against the bed so we could both fit.Eddie brushes off his inner voice and smiles at Eddie again. JERRY At least have some class and think about the danger you’re putting us through. JERRY (V.O.) I’m tired of waking up every morning with an empty box of Toaster Strudels. EDDIE Dude don’t worry. I think she is the one.Jerry is caught back by Eddie’s confidence. JERRY (V.O.) What the fuck did you just say?! JERRY What the fuck did you just say?! EDDIE Jennie has opened my world. Sexually. Actually, only sexually. She has opened my world sexually.Jerry practically throws up in his mouth. EDDIE (CONT’D) We’ve even been talking about inviting another girl in for a threesome.A mischievous look crawls onto Eddie’s face. JERRY (V.O.) You can’t call it a threesome just because Jennie weighs as much as two girls. JERRY Wow dude! You guys can cuddle up and eat donuts and rub chocolate fudge all over each other and talk about not working out!
  4. 4. 3. EDDIESounds like you’re a littlejealous? JERRY (V.O.)A chocolate fudge donut snuggle-fest does sound life-changing... JERRYPsh. Yeah right.

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