Simself Big Brother - Nominations 3Presentation Transcript
Hello! Welcome back to Simself Big Brother! In our last update, the housemates had to say goodbye to Kara, who turned out to be the second simself to be evicted from the house. In this update, the simselves give their nominations for the third eviction, the people who are nominated get revealed and other...things happen that the simselves are happy about. Read on to find out more!
Immediately after Kara's eviction, Max took Shannon out of the living room over to the stereo, so he could share a dance with her. Max: I've realised something. Nothing in here can be predicted. At all. Shannon: Hmm? Max: Look at what just happened! Kara was evicted! I'd never have saw that one coming. Shannon: Really? I could see it pretty easily. So could she. She wasn't as pissy as she was because I'd dumped her for a guy. She was pissy because she didn't want things to end on a bad note with us.
Max: She was pissy because she was pissed? That makes sense... Shannon: Oh, hush. You know what I mean. Max: I do. I also have a question I'd like to ask you, since I can't see what's gonna happen in here like you can. Shannon: Ask away, I promise I won't scream, even if you tell me you murder and eat children. Max: Promise? Shannon: Promise. Max: Oh, here goes nothing.
Max: Shannon, will you marry me? Shannon: AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGH! Max: I thought you said you wouldn't scream? Shannon: YES! AAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Shannon: Oh, it's beautiful! I have a question for you now. Why now? You could have waited until we left here, you know. Max: Well, I was thinking that we could do it here, in the house. Shannon: What? Are you serious?!? Max: Well..yeah.
Shannon: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHH! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! Max: I love you too. Shannon: OMG! I have to tell Jessie and the other girls!!! Be right back!
Shannon did of course, run off and find Jessie. Shannon: And then he pulled it out, and it was like THIS huge, seriously, I just about died. Jessie: Yeah, the rock does look mahoosive. So you're getting married in here? How's that gonna work? Shannon: We'll just tell BB it's happening. He can't stop us. Oh, that reminds me, will you be my Maid of Honour? Jessie: Of course I will!
Meanwhile, Danielle was in the Diary Room. Hello, Danielle, how can Big Brother help you today? Danielle: I'm here to give my nominations. Since, you were gonna call us in soon anyway. I might as well volunteer them.
Lily: Yeeeah! I'm a bridesmaid! WOO! So is Jo!! WOO! Regina: Oook, Lily, calm down. Lily: DO YOU THINK MAX IS GONNA BE A DOCTOR!? Shannon: soundlessly to Jessie help? Jessie saved Shannon from Lily's excitement by herding everyone off to bed. And like usual, they didn't get up until late...
And so, immediately had to endure the nomination announcements. In the circle of couches, there was much nervous chatter about how each of them was sure they'd be the ones nominated and how they knew they'd be going. Only Big Brother stopped this by starting the announcement. This is Big Brother. The nominees for this week's eviction are:
And Regina.... Shannon: Hey, Regina, did she just say Max? That was a mistake right? Cause, it's Max! Regina: Yeah, it looks like Max is nominated. Along with me. Shannon: THE FUCK HE IS!
Shannon: NO WAY IS MY MAX UP FOR EVICTION! WHO THE FUCK COULD EVEN CONSIDER NOMINATING MY MAXIE!?! HOW THE FUCK DARE THEY?!?! Max: Shannon, calm down... Shannon: NO I WILL NOT! Who did it?!?! Shannon stood up and crossed to the centre of the room.
Shannon: WHICH ONE OF YOU TRAITORS NOMINATED MY FIANCE?!! Jessie took this moment of distraction as an opportunity to visit the diary room and make a request to Big Brother.
Jessie: So, yeah, since we're having a wedding, we need new dresses and a tuxedo for Max. Oh, and one for his best man too. Can you do that? Of course, Jessie. On the day of the Wedding, Big Brother will provide appropriate attire for all those involved on this chair.
Regina: Christ, Shannon will you just SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! He has a 25% chance of leaving! That's tiny! Don't worry about him! And you're getting married the day OF the eviction anyway, so unless you guys have plans to honeymoon in the swimming pool or hot tub, there's no need to scream and create such a huge scene because your fiance might be leaving us. Max: Yeah.. Shannon, calm down.
Ning: As horrible as this may sound, I'm so relieved. I don't think my nerves could survive another nomination any time soon. Max: Don't feel bad, Ningy. I was the same last week when I wasn't nominated. Such relief. Now I feel strange, not nervous, just..strange. Ning: You're the only boy, Max. You can't go yet otherwise us girls would go nuts/
Lily: Not all of us are old enough for sex, you know. I honestly don't mind for some reason. It's..strange. Like Max said. Shannon: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING CALM?! Lily: Shannon, seriously, shut up.
Jo: I'm happy! Jo: Wait, Shannon..who's going to marry you and Max?
Danielle: I'm up again..I really wonder why. Shannon: A minister? SHIT! We don't have a minister! How can we get married without a minister?!?
Regina: You don't need one for it to be legally binding. I'm a registrar, so I could do it for you. All you need is a marriage license, me and a witness and you're good to go. Shannon: Oh my god! Regina, you're a STAR! Ning, will you be our witness? Ning: Sure! I don't have to get up in front of anyone, do I? Regina: No, you don't. Oh, Max, you need a best man..crap. Max: Just leave that to me.
Max: So, like, hi Big Brother. I'm just here asking for you to let me have a best man for my wedding. Shanz has her girls, I need my guy. It's only fair. Big Brother will allow a person of your choice into the house to be your best man, and allow them to stay until the rest of the evening. Give us the name and address of the person of your choice, and we'll transport them here. Max: Awesome, thank you! I want my best man to be the guy that does all this, David! I'm sure you know him! Big Brother is not aware of the existence of anyone by that name.
While Max was dealing with the best man situation, Jessie was celebrating not being nominated by dancing on her own. Jessie: I really shouldn't be doing this, since I love everyone who's up this week, but it's hard not to think of myself! Shannon: I SWEAR I WILL DRAW THE BLOOD OF THE PEOPLE WHO NOMINATED HIM! Regina: SHANNON WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Shannon was kept in the diary room over night to calm down, and the next morning when she exited, she was shocked to see the rooms were full of dance spheres. Jo, who was closest, told her that Big Brother had set up a competition for nomination immunity for the following week. Immunity would be granted to the person who falls out of the dance sphere last. So, everyone was lined up next to a sphere.
Everyone entered their sphere at the same time, and started spinning at the same time.
For some, the experience of the dance sphere was very fun and entertaining. Ning seemed to enjoy herself quite a lot.
But for others, it wasn't so good. Lily was unfortunate enough to end up upside down a lot, so she was pretty terrified.
First to fall out was Danielle.
....Jo. Jo: Hey Max stop looking up my dress!
Then Shannon. Shannon: GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!!!!
And the last survivor was Regina, granting her nomination immunity for the following week. And if she happened to be evicted this week, the immunity would pass to Shannon, being second.
Despite being first, she was most certainly not immune to falling out.
After the dance spheres were removed, Regina was rubbing her hands for aches and pains she was feeling. Regina: Oww, that really hurt. Jessie: Regina, dear. You have immunity, be glad and don't complain, kthxbai.
Since that evening was the last night either Danielle, Lily, Regina or Max would ever spend in the house, Jessie, being the maid of honour, was tasked with basically all the preparation for the wedding which would take place the very next day. So, Jessie, all on her own, built the wedding arch, relayed some carpet so there was a white path, removed some fencing, and placed chairs. So, after it, she was pretty much dead. Jessie: Urgh, I need my BED!
But, that didn't stop her from getting up bright and early. Jessie: YO! WEDDING TIME! LADIES GET IN THE BEDROOM SO WE CAN DO THE HAIR AND MAKE UP THING, MAX GO INTO THE BATHROOM WHERE YOU WILL BE LOCKED IN UNTIL YOU ARE NEEDED! After a few seconds of no response, Jessie: GUYS SERIOUSLY WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE!
Max did as he was told and was locked in the bathroom with his tux, Jessie told him that she'd unlock the door to let David join him if Shannon or none of the girls were ready when he got there. He wasn't too pleased with being shoved away in the corner, but the bathroom was pretty much the only place he wouldn't catch a glimpse of Shannon, so it was the only place he could be. Jessie: Right, girls, everyone got the right hair?!?!?!?!? After a collective yes, she ran of to the diary room with Shannon to get the dresses.
And Shannon put the dress and her veil on and was ready to go.
As were the rest of the bridesmaids. Regina: Wait, aren't bridesmaid's dresses supposed to be the same? I'm confused. Jessie: They are. Just different colours. Ning: That's pretty unusual, but cool!
Danielle joined Jo in the kitchen, while Jo cleaned up in preparation for the dinner they'd all share later that day. Danielle: Do you think this will go off without a hitch? Jo: I honestly don't know, Danz. Hopefully. Danielle: They've only known each other a few weeks, and they're getting married. That's a bit too fast. Jo: I know, but true love can take years or minutes to form. Who knows.
Pretty content despite his small room was Max. He was happy with what was happening that day, and what would happen that evening was NOT on the forefront of his mind. Max: Wow, I'm getting married, I seriously can't believe it! MARRIED!
And trusted with far too much, Jessie ran back and forth making sure everything was ok for the big day. Jessie: DAVID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? BIG BROTHER HURRY UP WE NEED TO START SOON OTHERWISE THE DANCE WILL RUN INTO THE EVICTION! This is Big Brother. Could Jessie please shut up and stop complaining. Jessie: How dare you!?!? Oh, the door! GUYS, POSITIONS, POSITIONS. SOMEONE UNLOCK MAX FOR GOD SAKE WE HAVE TO START! SHANNON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET BACK IN THE DIARY ROOM! MAX MIGHT SEE YOU! YOU COME WHEN THE WEDDING MARCH STARTS ON THE STEREO! Jessie paused for a breath before yelling again. Jessie: OH MY GOD, DANIELLE, NING, SIT DOWN! Here we go, calm breaths, calm breaths. Ok, I'm ready. I'M READY GUYS, WE CAN START! Wait, no! WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVID?!?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily Danielle Who goes? You decide! Max Regina
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