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Tips To Being a Happier Human Doggie Style

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Tips to Being a Happier Human Doggie Style
Dogs happily provide humans with answers to the age old question: How can I be happier? Happiness from a dog's perspective. Who can bark at that?


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  • 1. Tips to Being a Happier Human Doggie Style SusanSpira.com
  • 2. Hey Humans! Here are 20 ruffing tips that will wag your happiness tail! After all, what are best friends for?
  • 3. EAT Eat many foods regardless of how disgusting. Grass, droppings, etc. Yummo. Don’t question what you don’t understand.
  • 4. Delay. Put yourself on a 15 second delay to decide what’s right for you.
  • 5. Cookies. Do anything for a cookie. Cookies are good. Why not?
  • 6. Comfort. Comfort. Learn to take a snooze anywhere, anytime, in many positions, and with many friends.
  • 7. Play Dumb. Act like you don’t understand, when you get everything.
  • 8. Jump. Jump to it when things move you. Be enthusiastic and show it.
  • 9. Bark. Let your voice be heard.
  • 10. Work It. Bad day? Get a new hat. Watch your troubles disappear. We are how we feel.
  • 11. Disguise. Roll around in poop or another scent to hide yourself from your prey.
  • 12. Master. Above all, be the master of your domain by doing what feels good.
  • 13. Let It All Hang Out. Your main purpose of life is happiness. Enjoy yourself, as yourself, always.
  • 14. Allow Petting. Petting is one of life’s greatest pleasures. Allow yourself to be touched often and by strangers.
  • 15. Instinct. Allow what’s inside of you to guide your decisions. Odors are far more accurate than words. Use your senses to the max.
  • 16. Pack. Never underestimate the power of a good pack. Don’t go hunting alone.
  • 17. Guard. Take care of those you love and they will take care of you.
  • 18. Long Leash. Keep yourself on a long leash and get into everything that interests you.
  • 19. Eat, Drink and Be Merry. It’s the simple things that bring the most pleasure. Don’t deny yourself.
  • 20. Stare. Looking never hurt anyone. It’s when you don’t look that you get into trouble.
  • 21. Pooper Scoopers. Life becomes successful when others follow you around and scoop.
  • 22. Lick. Taste your life to the fullest.
  • 23. SusanSpira.com Inspirational Books, Blog, and Shareables
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