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Tips To Being a Happier Human Doggie Style

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Tips to Being a Happier Human Doggie Style
Dogs happily provide humans with answers to the age old question: How can I be happier? Happiness from a dog's perspective. Who can bark at that?

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    • Tips to Being a Happier Human Doggie StyleSusanSpira.com
    • Hey Humans!Here are 20ruffing tipsthat will wagyour happinesstail!After all, whatare best friendsfor?
    • EATEat many foodsregardless of howdisgusting.Grass, droppings, etc.Yummo.Don’t question what youdon’t understand.
    • Delay.Put yourself on a 15 second delay to decidewhat’s right for you.
    • Cookies. Do anything for a cookie.Cookies are good. Why not?
    • Comfort.Comfort. Learn to take a snoozeanywhere, anytime, in many positions, and with manyfriends.
    • Play Dumb.Act like you don’t understand, whenyou get everything.
    • Jump. Jump to it when things move you.Be enthusiastic and show it.
    • Bark. Let yourvoice be heard.
    • Work It.Bad day? Get a new hat.Watch your troubles disappear.We are how we feel.
    • Disguise. Roll around in poop or anotherscent to hide yourself from your prey.
    • Master. Above all, be themaster of your domain bydoing what feels good.
    • Let It All Hang Out. Your main purpose of lifeis happiness. Enjoy yourself, as yourself, always.
    • Allow Petting.Petting is oneof life’s greatestpleasures.Allow yourselfto be touchedoften andby strangers.
    • Instinct. Allowwhat’s inside of youto guide yourdecisions.Odors are farmore accurate thanwords.Use your senses tothe max.
    • Pack. Never underestimate thepower of a good pack. Don’t gohunting alone.
    • Guard. Take care of those you love and theywill take care of you.
    • Long Leash. Keep yourself on a long leashand get into everything that interests you.
    • Eat, Drink and Be Merry.It’s the simple things that bring the most pleasure.Don’t deny yourself.
    • Stare. Looking never hurt anyone.It’s when you don’t look that you getinto trouble.
    • Pooper Scoopers. Life becomes successfulwhen others follow you around and scoop.
    • Lick. Taste your life to the fullest.
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