2. In the Beginning
As a young lad I had a dream of
achieving perfection in the
department of oral hygiene. At the
time I was far from tackling this
dream.
3. At around age 10 I was in rough
form, and owed a lot of money to
the local mob. I ended up having
to be hospitalized due to my
condition.
4. I bounced back quickly
and decided to turn my
life around. I decided to
chase after my dream.
5. At around age 12 I was dedicated
to the path of reaching my goal. I
was gargling with 300 degree water
and flausing with titanium twine.
6. About 6 months later I started
inventing new ways of progressing
towards my goal. However in the
end I would always come up short.
7. I was putting shingles on the roof
of my shed when it hit me. A tooth
brush with extra bristles.
8. I started working on the design.
Trial and error is what it took until
I was satisfied with my results.
9. This design made brushing my
teeth much more efficient. I had
time to do other activities such as
attending weekly trench coat
conventions.
10. The tooth brush design which
consisted of a synergy of
toothbrushes was still not enough.
At age 13 I enlisted my defeat.
11. Closure
My defeat has been to much to bare
and I am seeking a sod house to
spend the rest of my days.
