Why I Like Retirement
Q : How many days in a week?   A :  6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday
Q : When is a retiree's bedtime?   A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might take all day.
Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?   A: There isn’t enough time to get everything done .
<ul><li>A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. </li></ul>Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Q: Among retirees what is considered   formal attire ?   A: Tied shoes.
Q: Why do retirees count pennies? <ul><li>A: They are the only ones who have the time. </li></ul>
Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?   <ul><li>A : NUTS ! </li></ul>
Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean   out the garage ?   A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids w...
Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?   <ul><li>A: Normal. </li></ul>
Q: What is the best way to describe retirement? A: The never ending Coffee Break
Q : What's the biggest advantage of   going back to school as a retiree?   <ul><li>A:  If you cut classes,  </li></ul><ul>...
Q : Why do retirees often say they doesn't miss work, but misses the people? A: They are too polite to tell the whole trut...
Q: What do you do all week?   <ul><li>A: Monday to Saturday-Nothing, Sunday I rest.   </li></ul>
<ul><li>Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than </li></ul><ul><li>NOW  ....... ...
<ul><li>Share this one with all the retirees that you know.  I'm sure they can relate to some of them!  </li></ul><ul><li>...
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  1. 1. Why I Like Retirement
  2. 2. Q : How many days in a week? A :  6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday
  3. 3. Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
  4. 4. Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might take all day.
  5. 5. Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? A: There isn’t enough time to get everything done .
  6. 6. <ul><li>A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. </li></ul>Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
  7. 7. Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? A: Tied shoes.
  8. 8. Q: Why do retirees count pennies? <ul><li>A: They are the only ones who have the time. </li></ul>
  9. 9. Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? <ul><li>A : NUTS ! </li></ul>
  10. 10. Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the garage ? A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
  11. 11. Q: What do retirees call a long lunch? <ul><li>A: Normal. </li></ul>
  12. 12. Q: What is the best way to describe retirement? A: The never ending Coffee Break
  13. 13. Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? <ul><li>A: If you cut classes, </li></ul><ul><li>no one calls your parents . </li></ul>
  14. 14. Q : Why do retirees often say they doesn't miss work, but misses the people? A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.  
  15. 15. Q: What do you do all week? <ul><li>A: Monday to Saturday-Nothing, Sunday I rest. </li></ul>
  16. 16. <ul><li>Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than </li></ul><ul><li>NOW ....... </li></ul><ul><li>Live and enjoy the moment. </li></ul>
  17. 17. <ul><li>Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them! </li></ul><ul><li>AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to. </li></ul>
  18. 18. T h e E n d
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