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  • 1. Why I Like Retirement
  • 2. Q : How many days in a week? A :  6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday
  • 3. Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
  • 4. Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might take all day.
  • 5. Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? A: There isn’t enough time to get everything done .
  • 6.
    • A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
    Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
  • 7. Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? A: Tied shoes.
  • 8. Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
    • A: They are the only ones who have the time.
  • 9. Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
    • A : NUTS !
  • 10. Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the garage ? A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
  • 11. Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
    • A: Normal.
  • 12. Q: What is the best way to describe retirement? A: The never ending Coffee Break
  • 13. Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
    • A: If you cut classes,
    • no one calls your parents .
  • 14. Q : Why do retirees often say they doesn't miss work, but misses the people? A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.  
  • 15. Q: What do you do all week?
    • A: Monday to Saturday-Nothing, Sunday I rest.
  • 16.
    • Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than
    • NOW .......
    • Live and enjoy the moment.
  • 17.
    • Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
    • AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
  • 18. T h e E n d