Are you tired of running pentests from a van outside your target? Working 24x7 hunched over your laptop got you down? Wouldn't you rather drop a few hacking devices outside/inside your target and monitor the test poolside at your hotel down the street? This talk will show you how to build inexpensive hacking drones that can be controlled from up to a mile away and can be run for days on batteries. Devices can be used as pentesting desktops, hacking drones, or dropboxes with no software changes. Drone costs range from $45-$85. All hardware and software used is open source.