Supreet's birthday PPT 2012

1. TELMASA
presents
THE Consultant !?

2. Tomorrow is celebrated as World consulting day
….Now you know why !!
Celebrated across Continents…

3. A real time practitioner!!
• When we study, he studies
• When we don’t study, even then he studies…
–But what????

4. Operations – Just in Time
A perfect planner
• Breakfast – 9:55 AM
• Snacks – 5:25 PM
• Dinner – 8:55 PM
• Night Canteen – 1:55 AM

5. Finance - Arbitrage
• Creative RG
CARTS End term : They taught, but he got !!
• Self RG
– PVGCO: He reflected
but outcome deflected …

6. Strategy – Suggestion please!
• He TAUGHT strategy to Profs, in MESS !!!
Supreet!!
• Rides in every project – literally!
Rest of his team
members
• Slide Master - A staunch
believer of commercial breaks !!

7. Perfect Marketing Mix
4P’s as a PGP1:
PANDA .. PANDA.. PANDA.. PANDA
7P’s as a PGP2:

8. Economics – A living legend
•Pareto – He makes himself better
off, while making others worse-off
(Mess account!) !!
Ask
• Known popularly among the batch
– KIND and GENEROUS !!

9. His favorite pass time @ D-top
“Remote” _____ Monitoring

10. Why is he called “The Consultant”!
• The first ever ICON secy of IIM B
• International projects for ICON, with
handsome rewards(to whom?)
• Launched 30+ projects in one term surpassing
previous records!

11. Spiritual Master : Swami Supreetananda’s
quotes
• "Give me a chance to stand on earth and I will
move the world”
• I am ready to be a life long virgin to become a
consultant.
• Dare to speak to me in Hindi. I can rip you off
front, back and diagonal.
• Guy1: What do people do after marriage?
Sup: I don’t know. I can only give suggestions

12. Dear All,
ICON brings to you a unique opportunity to work with SHOE for
GLORY– A Hooshing academy promoted by Supreet Kumar (Ace
“GLOBE”L consultant ).
Please note that this is not a paid project. The project is expected to
start as soon as the shortlisting of the students at D-Base at 1 AM.
If interested, please come up with one good Hawai Chappal !!
The shortlisted candidates will be provided with free consulting advice.
Regards,
The Consultant Fans Association, Yenkipaadu village, AP !