Supreet's birthday PPT 2012

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Supreet's birthday PPT 2012

  1. 1. TELMASA presentsTHE Consultant !?
  2. 2. Tomorrow is celebrated as World consulting day ….Now you know why !! Celebrated across Continents…
  3. 3. A real time practitioner!!• When we study, he studies• When we don’t study, even then he studies… –But what????
  4. 4. Operations – Just in TimeA perfect planner• Breakfast – 9:55 AM• Snacks – 5:25 PM• Dinner – 8:55 PM• Night Canteen – 1:55 AM
  5. 5. Finance - Arbitrage • Creative RG CARTS End term : They taught, but he got !!• Self RG – PVGCO: He reflected but outcome deflected …
  6. 6. Strategy – Suggestion please!• He TAUGHT strategy to Profs, in MESS !!! Supreet!!• Rides in every project – literally! Rest of his team members• Slide Master - A staunch believer of commercial breaks !!
  7. 7. Perfect Marketing Mix4P’s as a PGP1: PANDA .. PANDA.. PANDA.. PANDA7P’s as a PGP2:
  8. 8. Economics – A living legend•Pareto – He makes himself better off, while making others worse-off (Mess account!) !! Ask• Known popularly among the batch – KIND and GENEROUS !!
  9. 9. His favorite pass time @ D-top“Remote” _____ Monitoring
  10. 10. Why is he called “The Consultant”!• The first ever ICON secy of IIM B• International projects for ICON, with handsome rewards(to whom?)• Launched 30+ projects in one term surpassing previous records!
  11. 11. Spiritual Master : Swami Supreetananda’s quotes• "Give me a chance to stand on earth and I will move the world”• I am ready to be a life long virgin to become a consultant.• Dare to speak to me in Hindi. I can rip you off front, back and diagonal.• Guy1: What do people do after marriage? Sup: I don’t know. I can only give suggestions
  12. 12. Dear All,ICON brings to you a unique opportunity to work with SHOE forGLORY– A Hooshing academy promoted by Supreet Kumar (Ace“GLOBE”L consultant ).Please note that this is not a paid project. The project is expected tostart as soon as the shortlisting of the students at D-Base at 1 AM.If interested, please come up with one good Hawai Chappal !!The shortlisted candidates will be provided with free consulting advice.Regards,The Consultant Fans Association, Yenkipaadu village, AP !

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