Quest for Employees: Know Your Boss!Presentation Transcript
Quest for Employees: Face Your Boss’s Face!
Your Boss is a Nosey Parker if you… Have developed your own pigeon language to cut him off the discussions Do your routine work always looking back Learn Morse alphabet and take sign language courses
Your Boss is a Mr. Know-It-All if you… Don’t read news anymore Fear to ask simple questions to get eternal explanations Are afraid of detention after work hours
Your Boss is a Bully if you… Have a feeling that every day you play a victim in bullfighting Surf the Internet for designer ear-plugs Ordered a saliva-proof umbrella
Your Boss is a Double-Dealer if you… Feel you become a hater of mankind Are sure you can win «The Greatest Conspirator»contest easily Sincerely think that the only shelter from the Boss is the rest room
Your Boss is a Nit-Picker if you… Constantly fear to catch obsession syndrome Permanently advocate for creative mess on your table Regularly wish to report the Boss’s tortoise eyeglass frame to Greenpeace