Whenever I lecture, I leave this presentation cycling as the auditorium is filling. It’s a collection of aphorisms, jokes, thoughts and the occasional saccharine piece of wisdom. I call it: EPIGRAMMATICAL (Part 2)

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NAPALM CAME FROM HARVARD

MONEY CREATES TASTE

THE DEEPEST HUMAN NEED IS THE NEED TO BE APPRECIATED

TRY TO BE JUST A LITTLE KINDER THAN NECESSARY

An expert is someone who has made every possible error in a very narrow field

A LOT OF HUMAN HISTORY ISN’T FIT TO REPEAT ITSELF

THE HUMAN RACE HAS IMPROVED EVERYTHING EXCEPT PEOPLE

WHEN WE ALL THINK ALIKE, THEN NO-ONE IS THINKING

They say that life is cruel … Compared to what?

Memos are written to protect writers not to inform readers

SUCCESS IS A LOUSY TEACHER

HAIR MATTERS

IF VOTING ACTUALLY CHANGED ANYTHING, THEY WOULD MAKE IT ILLEGAL

DEMOCRACY IS AN ABUSE OF STATISTICS

GENIUS IS ELEGANT COMMON SENSE

ART IS SCIENCE MADE CLEAR

YOU MUST HAVE ONE GRAND PASSION

TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

Always be yourself … unless you suck

MOTION ≠ ACTION

BUSY ≠ PRODUCTIVE

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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION BECAUSE FICTION HAS TO MAKE SENSE

CALL YOUR MOTHER!

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So, is a little ignorance better or worse than that?

ATTITUDE, NOT APTITUDE DETERMINES ALTITUDE

People are not against you; they are merely for themselves

CALL ON GOD, BUT STEER AWAY FROM THE ROCKS

TRUST IN ALLAH, BUT TETHER YOUR CAMEL TIGHTLY

THE LESS YOU KNOW THE MORE YOU BELIEVE

LIARS DON’T BELIEVE ANYONE ELSE

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh - otherwise they will kill you.

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