Tina is happier with this year’s holiday card as compared to last year, which
she refused to send.
2013 starts off with Stanford winning the Rose Bowl. Ross is happy.
Ross orders a huge ham, realizes it is too salty, and leaves it in the fridge for 3
months until it expires
Ross and Tina’s sister, Steph, spend days making an LED vest for Coachella. After the
electrical components are all put in place, Ross decides it is time to turn it on. Steph is
hesitant. Ross reassures her. They turn it on, and it starts smoking and burns a hole in
the vest. Oops…
The finished product is awesome though. Then Steph damages it in her
suitcase on the way to coachella. She was probably too scared to wear it
anyway out of fear of catching on fire…
Ross and Tina go to Hawaii. Ross gets sunburnt on the first day and is no
longer allowed to apply his own sunscreen. Tina gets a cool hat.
Ross and Tina go paddleboarding daily.
Tina never wants to leave.
Note: This is not in Hawaii
Ross and Tina’s dad try to crash a wedding. Tina realizes that she married her
father and that her kids will not be good dancers. (VIDEO)
Tina graduates from medical school.
She is going to be a Dermatologist.
Ross continues his tradition of yelling “release the beast” at all graduation
More importantly though, the big head is born. It becomes very popular.