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Rhonda K Native Florida Folk Artist Last Week Of June 2009

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RhondaK writes about her last week in June 2009 where the neighborhood erupts in a most terrible domestic incident regarding the killing of a dildo...none the less she paints for July 4 hoping to get …

RhondaK writes about her last week in June 2009 where the neighborhood erupts in a most terrible domestic incident regarding the killing of a dildo...none the less she paints for July 4 hoping to get together some interesting work despite finding her BF's Playboy he was..UMM..reading. RhondaK Native Florida Folk Artist,http://www.rhondakwrites.com

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  • 1. Last Week of June 2009 Dildo Murders and Old Canals RhondaK Native Florida Folk Artist http://www.rhondakwrites.com
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    • After about a month living in the former crackhouse … the neighbors erupted in violence. The woman called the police to arrest her boyfriend because he’d cut up her dildo.
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    • Native Florida Folk Artist RhondaK
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    • Apparently, she… maybe crabby.
    • And maybe ..for a good reason.
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    • RhondaK Native Florida Folk Artist
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    • RhondaK Native Florida Folk Artist
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    I believe this is what the both the neighbors said and MeaNt in the morning after that drama with the cops. I don’t know how the cops kept their … dignity.
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    • RhondaK Native Florida Folk Artist
    I have been painting a lot to get ready for July 4, Independence Day in Gulfport Florida. This year the set up is real different. I don’t know if I’ll make any money, but I have to act like I can. I know there is an economic downturn, but I’m going to be persistent. My prices are fair.
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    My work also has a lot to say. Even in bad times. Particularly in bad times.
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    Well…my work SAYS a lot. That’s why I do it. I like words.
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    I found a Playboy that apparently my BF “borrowed” from a friend. I am going to use it to get mermaids from. I think they will all have huge racks and lips. I don’t know why men would borrow a magazine like that from other men. I mean…when a man is DONE with it….I mean.. And I say this…and I USE it myself. My own way. Less DNA evidence though, I’d suspect.
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    After fiddling with a passed along PlayBoy magazine…maybe the best to wish for is a cleansing rain. Though the truth is, beyond the YEN for plastic surgery and Photoshop, the Playboy didn’t really make me feel a lot…not angry, lusty or anything. Actually, I felt sad for Playboy. These are ODD times.
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    BUT…GOOD TIMES………….. These are on damaged, hurricane beat fences from Long Boat Key. I spent my afternoon puttering about in my boat on the canals of Charlotte Harbor. This is not a sexy place despite the most terrible dildo murder. But, it is home for now. And I’m going to run with it.