LUCUS: Seriously Pixx, don’t you think its time to start building me a house? My wife my baby and I are living outside Don’t bother me right now Lucus, I’m having a bad day LUCUS: You mean because you downloaded Office 2007 and now you may have to cut this legacy short? Sucks for you. You do realize that I can have you burnt alive right? LUCUS: Maybe you won’t have to…HA!
Look at him…studying his book of spells, mocking me with his joy… Notice his pregnant wife jumping rope, she’s so scared that the voices will get her. Apparently I’m not the only voice in her head…I’m actually kinda jealous. And for some reason these pictures still look crappy…WHY!
Finally this psycho ran out of juice and collapsed, don’t worry, the baby was there for a while before Marylena collapsed.
But as usual, it’s Daddy to the rescue. Faridae is a Scorpio with stats 6/5/8/5/5. And SHE HAS HER MOTHER’S LIPS WOOT! She actually has all of Marylena’s features, they’re just colored like her father’s.
And here she is bonding with her… LUCUS: Pixx, my child is a toddler, my wife is going to have another baby any minute, a roof over our heads would be nice Well smart mouth, I told you that I had a bad day, so shut up and let me take it out on you. LUCUS: Seriously? And you wonder why bad things happen to you? I’m being insulted by a bunch of pixels….
And Marylena went into labor…oh and the nanny is for her, not Faridae. LENA: Not now Pixx! Not now Voice, will the two of you shut up? I’m trying to concentrate. …Ugh…
Marylena screamed a couple times then promptly put the baby on the cold, drafty ground, she’s totally mother of the year material don’t you think? Moving on, this is Albert who is a clone of his sister and father.
Ummm, big scary dog looming over infant…maybe I should build them a house now…
Marylena got into some kind of club or the other…woo! Go you! I’m just surprised that you’re not pregnant right now. 6 kids…your husband is just horny, 6 kids is just an excuse.
Like I promised a house… Hello, Lucus isn’t there something you have to say to me? Lucus…hello? Well, if you weren’t such a good father who just taught his child to talk I would be so pissed with you right now.
OMG! She’s beautiful! Wow, go Faridae. I didn’t even know it was your birthday.
Her brother grew up into a stinky, screaming little twerp. I lost track of birthdays, didn’t know it was his own either. LENA: Argh! I can’t deal with this! Screaming kid, screaming voices, screaming Pixx….I need a vacation. And I hope you’re not hinting at anything, because you can’t afford it.
Oh, so this is what all the moodiness was about? See how broke they are? They can’t even afford a ceiling.
I have absolutely no idea why this picture is in here…I really don’t know…
Marylena spends her days sleeping or mumbling to herself. Albert learns how to talk from his father who thinks he smells bad, but I don’t see any stank clouds drifting from his behind so…I knew it was only a matter of time before Lucus lost his mind too… LUCUS: Why do you keep flapping your lips?
Lucus is still being stalked by dogs, I haven’t seen a cat on this lot in a while. FARIDAE: Hello puppy, how are you? Really? Pixx isn’t gonna let me keep you…she’s like, the person who control our destiny. Is this thing contagious?
We interrupt this legacy to show you Lucus’ evil face. Mwahaha!
Super Dad teaches his son how to walk, you’re on a role ain’t you? What, you’re not talking to me now?
FARIDAE: Oh my gosh! Mom! What’s happening? Yes ladies and gentlemen, we’re gonna have one more screwed up kid around here…that’s just what we need right?
Really? Another Lucus clone? Your genes are freakin’…freakish! The new bundle of joy *cough*, is Salem, another boy.
Ooooo….what do we have here? GYPSY: Mwahaha, something new for Y-O-U…wait, what? SeriuoslyPixx, that’s the most mystical thing you could come up with to make me say? ………I don’t even know you.
LUCUS: Please let this be a sexy genie who’ll blink and make all my wishes come true
I don’t know when this happened…I just happened to be drifting by and here he was, Albert all kidded up. He looks like his mom but he’s mostly nose, and what an interesting nose it is.
Oh look at that…she’s pregnant again. But more importantly, somebody wished for wealth and I was able to give them tiles and a painted wall! Kewl!!!
And the following day I had Lucus quit his job and open a home business, I have a gift for frigging up legacies. Man I hope the social worker and grim reaper don’t show up….*crosses fingers*
Salem grew up suddenly on me, I really need to pay closer attention to whats going on in my sims’ lives. I love the eyebrows on this kid.
Hell, I just love this kid, he’s such a cutie!!!
Look at the candle on the bookstand…thingy. He’s trying to learn the ways of light, good luck dude. LUCUS: Go away. Bad mood? LUCUS: There are just too many kids in this damn house, my wife sleep all day, somebody is always screaming, I have to study this stupid book…DAMNIT!
This dog is eating the homework…hey, isn’t this Klutz? Bad Klutz, bad! Leave the homework alone!
Just thought I’d show you the house, I moved the store to another building…if you can call it that.
This is the store that’s still at level 0, my legacy family sold like one Little Miss Wendalon Statue…how do you spell the name of the statue? Well you get the idea lol.
Time for baby number 4. LUCUS: I’m going for a walk ??? Get back here Lucus
How disappointing, another Lucus look alike *yawn*. This is another girl named Sabrina, blah, blah, blah
I felt kinda sorry for Marylena so I let her wish for peace of mind. Okay that’s a lie, she was supposed to wish for wealth but my dog barked, I jumped and accidently chose peace of mind.
Another birthday that I was unaware of. Faridae grew up smexy! She’s rolled fortune. I decided that I’ll pick numbers to see who’ll be the heir of this legacy. T here isn’t gonna be any more kids, Sabrina is going to be the youngest because there’s like 2 days before Lucus’ birthday and 9 days before Marylena’s…and I’m lazy.
This is Salem who I’ve completely forgotten about. Sorry kid, you’re still my favorite.
I hired a maid because the house was a mess, the parents were exhausted and the kids were hungry. And this wasn’t just this day, this happened all the time.
Sabrina had a birthday, I have no idea what her and Salem’s stats are, but you may find out in the next chapter…or not
I picked numbers and Faridae is the heir. FARIDAE: You don’t sound so excited. It’s 12:00 I’m tired as hell, can’t you just be happy for a bit of attention? You’re so ungrateful. Ugh!
Lucus made the last wish, for wealth, again. And I assure you, it’s not gonna last.
Meanwhile somebody was taking a little trip to a small cottage nestled in the forest. LENA: The voices sent me to you, they said that it is time to fulfill your destiny. Return from the forest brother and guard what we hold dear.
I’M SORRY THAT THERE ISN’T SIX KIDS, MAYBE NEXT TIME I WAS MORE INTO PLAYING WITH THE STORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. LOL I’M ALREADY TIRED OF KIDS, I’VE GOT GENERATIONS TO GO SO…I’M GONNA HAVE TO SUCK IT UP. LEGACIES ARE SO MUCH FUN!!!