For any lost souls of whom a lost stork dropped their foetus self somehere around Dan an Phil, and now somehow they got sucked into this vortex of horror and absolute amazingness. Welcome to The Amazing Guide Is Not On Fire ! (jkjk that might get copyrighted, oh well) Enjoy!
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Official guide to joining teh phandom
1. Wanna join the phandom ?
You’re in the right place
You are at your own risk, I mean... Uhem...
Welcome!
2. Introduction
• So, I heard you wanted to join the Phandom huh ? Come on in, take off
your shoes, make yourself at home.
• I might have, umm, mentioned a risk earlier. There is one thing you should
know.
• Once you’re in, there’s no way out.
• It’s a one way ticket really.
• Sorry.
• Kind of not really.
• It will be the best decision you will ever make in your life.
• Enjoy!
3. The ritual
Jk. If you are expecting a “and now take off tour clothes and draw cat
whiskers on your face, then watch every single pinof upside down balancing
a bowl with a fish names Susan 2 on your left foot screaming awrf the entire
time” tyow of ritual, you can chill. It’s nothing like that.
• There are no steps, but there are rules :
• Are you willing to join? Check.
• Are you dedicated enough to be called a Phan? Check.
• No hate? Check.
• Currently breathing? Check.
Good job ! You have been admitted in our little club of retards ! Welcome 😊
4. Some rules.
• As you saw, it’s very simple! All you have to do is promise to be a nice
person and not to hate on anyone. (And you need to able to deal with
our amazing fanficers, giffers, stalkers, and all the wonderful people
making up this community)
• We are all one, big, loving family...
• ..most of the time.
• Drama does happen, but we should learn to deal with it.
• And concerning Danyul and Filip, there are some bare necessities you
should know. (Bet I got bear necessities from Jungle Book stuck in
your head now soz)
5. Dan
• To be honest, I got inspired from someone else to make this slide, but
its necessary nonetheless so I’ll mention it anyway.
• We do not speak of Dan’s past.
• Or his family’s.
• Or his family in general.
• We do not snoop into his younger and teenage years.
• Because PRI effin VA effin CY
• Which if you didn’t guess it yet spells Privacy. Thank you.
6. Phan
• Now I’m a Phan shipper, and I mean I’M A FLAMING PHAN SHIPPER. But that doesn’t
change my point anyways.
• If Phan is real, if Phan isn’t real. Weather you ship Phan whether you so not ship Phan. All
cool m8, we cool. It’s when you start FORCING anything that things get not cool man.
• This specific subject exclusively stays betweetnt the fans because Dan and Phil are SICK
of people asking them about it. They deserve to live a normal life without getting
bombarded daily with questions about their sexuality and their relationship status, and
even worse when they see the millions of creepy fanart representing them.
• ENOUGH.
• Have pity.
• If you ever meet them, DO NOT ASK THEM about anything concerning Phan.
• Sorry for lashing out on you, I mustn’t have buT YOU GET WHY.
• Le end.
7. The Vday video.
• Otherwise know as the Phanlentines day video, or even better The Video That
Shall Not Be Named, is another subject we need to respect.
• If you’re wondering it was a video made by Phil to Dan On Valentines Day 2010.
• If you wish to know more, here is not the place you will find such information.
• Much like Phan, this video is a question of privacy, weather it was real or nah.
• If you wish not to be eviscerated, we do not speak of he Phanlentines day video.
• We do not mention the Phanlentines day video.
• We do not think of the Phanlentines day video.
• Cz if you do, I will karate chop you up into sushi in your sleep.
8. Crucial should knows
• Now, if you wish to come off as a Phan from the start, there are a few things you may wanna know :
• Pinofs are Phil is not on fire videos, generally towards the end of November now, where Dan joins Phil for a video where they
answer some Q. Every year we think they cannot get any gayer. Every year they proove us wrong.
• Phil is 5 years older than Dan (like srsly wtf)
• The met on October 19th 2009 when Dan was only 18
• He was Dan’s first...
• No, nothing you were thinking of I meant best friend you sick twisted beast. Jk😇
• Dan’s voice pitch can go high damn man, srsly, Celine should start worrying.
• Phil is just a real life cinnamon roll and sugary sweet bean raspberry bun he’s my sunshine.
• Spooky week. Every year. The week leading up to Halloween.Video everyday on DanandPhilGames.
• Halloween baking video every year. Make sure to sue them if they do not.
• The worlds best duets are Lizards and Ladders made by Danand Phil. {ooh both start with L curious)
• I don’t think there’s any more crucial things you should know, but f there are any that I’ve missed, I trust you to find them by
yourself, you’re all armed now 😄
9. Phandom 2.0
• Now, this was a thing created by some members of the Phandom due to
exceeding hate level in the original Phandom.
• People were talking smack about good and bad sides, good and bad people
in it.
• Funny thing is, everyone thought they were on the good side (shemurr?)
• This is a Phandom with no hate, as said by its creators.
• I personally am not a supporter, I believe the good people in the Phandom
will destroy the archloches who call themselves Dan and Phil fans, yet
spread hate like it’s their religion.
• Plus, Phandom2.0 sounds way less cooler than just plain old classic
Phandom.
10. In conclusion
• The whole point of this presentation is that all you need to do is
thefollowing:
• Respect Dan and Phil privacy
• Promise to be no hate tho (see what I did there? You see what I did
there)
• Love them like you mean it.
• And you are part of the family now!
11. Thank you for spending your time here,
educating yourself about the incomparable,
lovable, wonderful, amazing, Dan and Phi !
Fin.