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Romanticism

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A humorous discription on the relationships between men and women.

A humorous discription on the relationships between men and women.


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  • 1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    • Smart man + smart woman = romance
    • Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
  • 2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    • Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
  • 3. SHOPPING MATH
    • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
  • 4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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    • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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    • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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    • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • 5. HAPPINESS
    • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  • 6. LONGEVITY
    • Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    • PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  • 7. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    • A woman has the last word in any argument.
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    • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • 8. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    • Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
  • 9. And we always have to get the last word in………
    • SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT .

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