Helpful combat tips


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Watched the movie "Lord of War" and was reminded of this powerpoint that was kicking around the army back 2006. (Not my creation). Perhaps the only way to deal with the tragedy of child soldiers being forced to murder their own parents, then being strung out on brown brown is with laughter. (S)laughter is the best medicine - The Dark Knight.

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Helpful combat tips

  1. 1. HELPFUL COMBAT TIPS The gangsta style of warfare.- Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice ofmarksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being themost popular. Lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to awide swathe of area fire, similar to unaided indirect artillery, orscaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hopstyle dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
  2. 2. The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firingposition being executed with great precision!
  3. 3. Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" andbellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!
  4. 4. The "bring your buddy along" firing stance
  5. 5. Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!
  6. 6. Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
  7. 7. Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of combat assault.
  8. 8. This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance
  9. 9. The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket. Wont stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!
  10. 10. The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.
  11. 11. This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Dudes over there”
  12. 12. These two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon usingthe non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linkedammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!
  13. 13. Here we have the winner! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.