5 Ways to Prepare Your Small Business for a Zombie Invasion

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Just in time for halloween, here are 5 tips to preparing your small business for a sudden uprising of the undead

Just in time for halloween, here are 5 tips to preparing your small business for a sudden uprising of the undead

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  • 1. 5 WAYS FOR A to prepare your small business ZOMBIE INVASION
  • 2. 1 READ THE GUIDE Believe it or not, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention has a novella about how to prepare for a Zombie Pandemic. It might be a good idea to have at least one copy in the office, just in case. Visit  h'p://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies_novella.htm  for  the  guide.  
  • 3. 2 STOCK THE MINI-FRIDGE You won’t be able to survive a zombie apocalypse on an empty stomach, so be sure to fill the mini-fridge with food to last you for a while. And don’t forget the #1 Rule: If there’s no name on it, it’s fair game. Frank’s  Lunch   Jim’s  Lunch    YOUR  lunch!  
  • 4. 3 PREPARE to TWEET Wondering how your business could capitalize on a zombie invasion? Just imagine the publicity you could receive if you live-tweet it! Also, don’t forget to pick out some cool Instagram filters and encourage your followers to retweet! #Zombies
  • 5. 4 BRING A BOOK It may sound silly now, but if you’re stuck in the office during the zombie apocalypse, you should be sure to have something to entertain yourself with. Otherwise you could end up listening to Bill talk about his trip to England for the hundredth time.
  • 6. 5 Make a ZOMBIE HOTLINE Customer service is key if you want your business to survive a zombie apocalypse. Consider setting up a zombie hotline for your customers to call if their services get interrupted, or if you want to offer any undead specials.
  • 7. LET MIGHTYCALL help you get your zombie-hotline running with a VANITY NUMBER and a VIRTUAL RECEPTIONIST Take a step towards Zombie-preparedness by visiting MightyCall.com