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Confessions of a horrified audience
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Hi! I am your audience
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I chose to attend your
presentation despite all my
pending work…
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I hope you have spent
enough time to prepare
your presentation
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Do not make me wait
till there is enough crowd…
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Start and finish your
presentation on time
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I like surprise climax
only in detective novels…
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In your presentation, I expect
an agenda and the session
duration
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I am not a kid to sit
and listen to your
lecture…
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Involve me
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We are equally intelligent and
responsible…
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So, do not talk down
…or beg
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I am not a psychic to
read your mind…
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Tell me what I should do and why
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I know you are not a walking
encyclopedia…
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So, when you don’t know something…
don’t hide behind jargon
$””&*...
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You may be a whiz with Excel …
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But, tell me what should I
be looking at in your
graphs
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I do not get excited by statistics…
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…till you tell me your source and
the reasoning
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I do not always carry my telescope…
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So, make the fonts large
enough for me to read
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Your voice may sound irresistible
when you talk in a husky whispe...
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But, I can not hear you
clearly from the last row
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I can completely understand your
excitement in the subject…
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But, stop making those
distracting gestures
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I know you love your slides…
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But, when you talk to
your slides and not
me, I feel offended
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I have not installed a recording
machine inside my head yet…
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So, summarize
periodically
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You may feel comfortable pushing all
my questions towards the end...
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But, I cannot follow your logic
when I am stuck
Clarify my doubts...
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I appreciate your big bang ending…
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But, what are the next steps?
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Finally, when I clap
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I should leave with the
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  1. 1. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Confessions of a horrified audience
  2. 2. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Hi! I am your audience
  3. 3. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I chose to attend your presentation despite all my pending work…
  4. 4. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I hope you have spent enough time to prepare your presentation
  5. 5. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Do not make me wait till there is enough crowd…
  6. 6. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Start and finish your presentation on time
  7. 7. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I like surprise climax only in detective novels…
  8. 8. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com In your presentation, I expect an agenda and the session duration
  9. 9. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I am not a kid to sit and listen to your lecture…
  10. 10. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Involve me
  11. 11. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com We are equally intelligent and responsible…
  12. 12. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, do not talk down …or beg
  13. 13. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I am not a psychic to read your mind…
  14. 14. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Tell me what I should do and why
  15. 15. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I know you are not a walking encyclopedia…
  16. 16. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, when you don’t know something… don’t hide behind jargon $””&** is nothing but ##%%
  17. 17. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com You may be a whiz with Excel …
  18. 18. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, tell me what should I be looking at in your graphs
  19. 19. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I do not get excited by statistics…
  20. 20. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com …till you tell me your source and the reasoning
  21. 21. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I do not always carry my telescope…
  22. 22. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, make the fonts large enough for me to read
  23. 23. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Your voice may sound irresistible when you talk in a husky whisper… Pss pss pss
  24. 24. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, I can not hear you clearly from the last row
  25. 25. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I can completely understand your excitement in the subject…
  26. 26. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, stop making those distracting gestures
  27. 27. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I know you love your slides…
  28. 28. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, when you talk to your slides and not me, I feel offended
  29. 29. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I have not installed a recording machine inside my head yet…
  30. 30. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, summarize periodically
  31. 31. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com You may feel comfortable pushing all my questions towards the end… ??????????
  32. 32. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, I cannot follow your logic when I am stuck Clarify my doubts instantly
  33. 33. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I appreciate your big bang ending…
  34. 34. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, what are the next steps?
  35. 35. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Finally, when I clap at the end…
  36. 36. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I should leave with the satisfaction of getting enough value for my time
  37. 37. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Will you fulfill my wishes? Will you fulfill my wishes?

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