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Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
Confessions of a horrified audience
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Confessions of a horrified audience

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A humorous presentation on the bill of rights from the audience attending presentations. They ask presenters to avoid a list of horrors

A humorous presentation on the bill of rights from the audience attending presentations. They ask presenters to avoid a list of horrors

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  • 1. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Confessions of a horrified audience
  • 2. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Hi! I am your audience
  • 3. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I chose to attend your presentation despite all my pending work…
  • 4. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I hope you have spent enough time to prepare your presentation
  • 5. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Do not make me wait till there is enough crowd…
  • 6. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Start and finish your presentation on time
  • 7. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I like surprise climax only in detective novels…
  • 8. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com In your presentation, I expect an agenda and the session duration
  • 9. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I am not a kid to sit and listen to your lecture…
  • 10. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Involve me
  • 11. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com We are equally intelligent and responsible…
  • 12. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, do not talk down …or beg
  • 13. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I am not a psychic to read your mind…
  • 14. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Tell me what I should do and why
  • 15. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I know you are not a walking encyclopedia…
  • 16. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, when you don’t know something… don’t hide behind jargon $””&** is nothing but ##%%
  • 17. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com You may be a whiz with Excel …
  • 18. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, tell me what should I be looking at in your graphs
  • 19. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I do not get excited by statistics…
  • 20. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com …till you tell me your source and the reasoning
  • 21. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I do not always carry my telescope…
  • 22. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, make the fonts large enough for me to read
  • 23. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Your voice may sound irresistible when you talk in a husky whisper… Pss pss pss
  • 24. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, I can not hear you clearly from the last row
  • 25. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I can completely understand your excitement in the subject…
  • 26. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, stop making those distracting gestures
  • 27. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I know you love your slides…
  • 28. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, when you talk to your slides and not me, I feel offended
  • 29. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I have not installed a recording machine inside my head yet…
  • 30. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com So, summarize periodically
  • 31. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com You may feel comfortable pushing all my questions towards the end… ??????????
  • 32. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, I cannot follow your logic when I am stuck Clarify my doubts instantly
  • 33. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I appreciate your big bang ending…
  • 34. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com But, what are the next steps?
  • 35. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Finally, when I clap at the end…
  • 36. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com I should leave with the satisfaction of getting enough value for my time
  • 37. Submitted by Metamorph Training www.buyapresentation.com Will you fulfill my wishes? Will you fulfill my wishes?

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