Reading Materials: The Sacramento News and Review
Uniform Options Standard Tad Revealing Somewhat Skanky
Wall Decor The Customer is always right…Just not here! Mike B.’s Yelp Review: “ This place has the worst customer service. I ordered a sandwich and there was barely any meat on it. I called the owner and he told me to “Fuck off”. Never coming here again. Photo of “famous” comedian trying to lick Wild Bill’s Wife’s Breasts
Workplace Relationships 16-year-old Employee: I like this tank top. Wild Bill: Your boobs are too huge for that. 16-year-old Employee: Screw you. Wild Bill: Slut.
Alter schedule to piss off least favorite employees
Take sexy mirror pics in bathroom
Feed her baby cheesesteaks
Hack into husband’s myspace
Translate arguments between Wild Bill and Oscar
Oscar says “The other girls aren’t doing their jobs” in Spanish
Milly translates this as “Oscar says he is going to quit if you don’t fire Katie. She is a slow-ass bitch.
Bill fires Katie
Priorities at Wild Bill’s in order of Importance
Hire the most attractive and youngest girls to be a never-ending supply of girlfriends.
Use “business-owner” as a method of getting women.
What I Learned From Wild Bill How to Pick up a Woman: “You just hand them a free cheesesteak card, and you let them come to you.” Excellent Customer Service: “If people are giving you shit, tell them it is a goddamn cheesesteak. Calm the fuck down.” The Importance of Work Ethic: “I understand that she cannot do anything right, but she has huge boobs and she is turning 18 in a month”