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The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
The Summer of the Cheesesteak
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The Summer of the Cheesesteak

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A summer in the food service industry

A summer in the food service industry

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  • 1. The Summer of the Cheesesteak By: Merany Eldridge
  • 2. Part 1: The Interview Between Myself and a Hot Chick So you want a job? Yes We are going to pay you in cash. Here is your schedule. Oh, okay.
  • 3. Part 2: The Warning Signs
    • Reading Materials
    • Uniform Options
    • Wall Décor
    • Workplace Relationships
  • 4. Reading Materials: The Sacramento News and Review
  • 5. Uniform Options Standard Tad Revealing Somewhat Skanky
  • 6. Wall Decor The Customer is always right…Just not here! Mike B.’s Yelp Review: “ This place has the worst customer service. I ordered a sandwich and there was barely any meat on it. I called the owner and he told me to “Fuck off”. Never coming here again. Photo of “famous” comedian trying to lick Wild Bill’s Wife’s Breasts
  • 7. Workplace Relationships 16-year-old Employee: I like this tank top. Wild Bill: Your boobs are too huge for that. 16-year-old Employee: Screw you. Wild Bill: Slut.
  • 8. Part 3: Life at Wild Bill’s
  • 9. Employee Demographics
  • 10. Oscar the Cook’s Version of a Popular Song “ She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5: Lyrics: Cheese WHIIIIZZ cheese whiz….Cheese WHIIIZZZ cheese whiz Repeat.
  • 11. Milly the Manager’s Daily Duties
    • Alter schedule to piss off least favorite employees
    • Take sexy mirror pics in bathroom
    • Feed her baby cheesesteaks
    • Hack into husband’s myspace
    • Translate arguments between Wild Bill and Oscar
      • Oscar says “The other girls aren’t doing their jobs” in Spanish
      • Milly translates this as “Oscar says he is going to quit if you don’t fire Katie. She is a slow-ass bitch.
      • Bill fires Katie
  • 12. Priorities at Wild Bill’s in order of Importance
    • Hire the most attractive and youngest girls to be a never-ending supply of girlfriends.
    • Use “business-owner” as a method of getting women.
    • Money-Laundering
    • Quality Product.
    • Customer Service.
  • 13. What I Learned From Wild Bill How to Pick up a Woman: “You just hand them a free cheesesteak card, and you let them come to you.” Excellent Customer Service: “If people are giving you shit, tell them it is a goddamn cheesesteak. Calm the fuck down.” The Importance of Work Ethic: “I understand that she cannot do anything right, but she has huge boobs and she is turning 18 in a month”

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