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The Summer of the Cheesesteak

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A summer in the food service industry

A summer in the food service industry

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    The Summer of the Cheesesteak The Summer of the Cheesesteak Presentation Transcript

    • The Summer of the Cheesesteak By: Merany Eldridge
    • Part 1: The Interview Between Myself and a Hot Chick So you want a job? Yes We are going to pay you in cash. Here is your schedule. Oh, okay.
    • Part 2: The Warning Signs
      • Reading Materials
      • Uniform Options
      • Wall Décor
      • Workplace Relationships
    • Reading Materials: The Sacramento News and Review
    • Uniform Options Standard Tad Revealing Somewhat Skanky
    • Wall Decor The Customer is always right…Just not here! Mike B.’s Yelp Review: “ This place has the worst customer service. I ordered a sandwich and there was barely any meat on it. I called the owner and he told me to “Fuck off”. Never coming here again. Photo of “famous” comedian trying to lick Wild Bill’s Wife’s Breasts
    • Workplace Relationships 16-year-old Employee: I like this tank top. Wild Bill: Your boobs are too huge for that. 16-year-old Employee: Screw you. Wild Bill: Slut.
    • Part 3: Life at Wild Bill’s
    • Employee Demographics
    • Oscar the Cook’s Version of a Popular Song “ She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5: Lyrics: Cheese WHIIIIZZ cheese whiz….Cheese WHIIIZZZ cheese whiz Repeat.
    • Milly the Manager’s Daily Duties
      • Alter schedule to piss off least favorite employees
      • Take sexy mirror pics in bathroom
      • Feed her baby cheesesteaks
      • Hack into husband’s myspace
      • Translate arguments between Wild Bill and Oscar
        • Oscar says “The other girls aren’t doing their jobs” in Spanish
        • Milly translates this as “Oscar says he is going to quit if you don’t fire Katie. She is a slow-ass bitch.
        • Bill fires Katie
    • Priorities at Wild Bill’s in order of Importance
      • Hire the most attractive and youngest girls to be a never-ending supply of girlfriends.
      • Use “business-owner” as a method of getting women.
      • Money-Laundering
      • Quality Product.
      • Customer Service.
    • What I Learned From Wild Bill How to Pick up a Woman: “You just hand them a free cheesesteak card, and you let them come to you.” Excellent Customer Service: “If people are giving you shit, tell them it is a goddamn cheesesteak. Calm the fuck down.” The Importance of Work Ethic: “I understand that she cannot do anything right, but she has huge boobs and she is turning 18 in a month”