Why I hate my best friend’s Boyfriend. A power Point presentation.
Don’t take this the wrong, I’m sure deep downunder all the asshole, you might be a remotelydecent human being, maybe. But right now, youlet your dickness flow freely down your river oflife, and I’m here to show the world why I hateyour pedoguts.
The simple basics, because you’re too simple to understand.1. You’re an asshole• This makes Jesus cry.2. You make my friend sad with your peado lies.• Not cool bro3. You’re a rapist.• I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
A graph so you understand better. Reasons why I hate you : Youre an asshole You make my friend cry tears of anger and stuff Youre the original pedobear You have a lisp Youre the spawn of the devil
Things I give a shit about You justin bieber• Note how I find you less Brussel important that Justin Sprouts Bieber. Turnips Animals Clothes Money Food
What must happen or I’ll kill you. You My friend
You are a bad influence because:• You do illegal things.• You ‘get drunk until you pass out’• Played tonsil tennis with your best friends girlfriend.• Raped two girls.• Are retarded.• Want sex so you’ll pressure girls into touching your little willy.
• Your existence makes babies cry.• My friend is to sexy• Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck. To here, preferably.