I Have A Dream (office version)Presentation Transcript
I Have a Dream:A MeetingBoy Presentation Slides By: FlyoverJoel
I HAVE A DREAM . . .that other people’s lack of planning isn’t my problem.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .that your bad day doesn’t entitleyou to ruin mine.
I HAVE A DREAM . . . that your stupid cousin we had to hire can actually perform his job.
I HAVE A DREAM . . .Attend Lunch & Learn that vendor capabilities presentationsNo Lunch Provided always include donuts.No Learn ProvidedWish For Death
I HAVE A DREAM . . . that my boss will actually explain what he wants and not penalize me for not“doing whatever it takes”.
I HAVE A DREAM . . . that the client’s indecisiveness doesn’t cause the project to launch late because of capricious changes. Siri, define capricious.
I HAVE A DREAM . . . Work Life Balance that your poor time management doesn’t bring me in on weekends. Work Life
I HAVE A DREAM . . .that anyone who leaves a voicemail is forced to listen to their own voicemails until Judgment Day.
I HAVE A DREAM . . . Change Expectations Suck that account management actually asks their client if they like it, instead of making us change things for no reason.
I HAVE A DREAM . . . that my contributions will be judged by the MeetingBoy quality of my Unappreciated ideas, and not on the Office Worker title on my business card.
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