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LOVE + SHIP ="TITANIC"
DINOSARS + FOREST ="JURASSIC PARK"
ARNOLD + GUN ="TERMINATOR"
YOU + YOUR SMILE ="THE MUMMY RETURNS"
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Sir-Agar Sache Dil Se Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki Jaye
To Wo Puri Hoti H
Kid-Rehne Do Sir Agar Aisa Hota To
Aaj Aap
Mere Sir Nahi
Sasur Hote
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DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM "KAnJuSo" kO itnE PyArE PyArE
"sMs"
koN
kArEga
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Teri Surat Mere Dil Me Is Tarah Bas Gayi.
Jaise Chhote Se Rikshaw Me MOTI Aunty Phas Gayi
hahaha!!!Ae MOTI!!!
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He Bhagwan!
tu agar SMS free bhi kar dega to bhi ye
KANJUS sudharne wale nahi,
sochenge sms free hai to kya?
battery to low ho jayegi!
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