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  • 1. HOW TO DOMINATE GARY BRODSKY
  • 2. "The resistance of a woman is not always proofof her virtue, but more often of her experience." Minon de Lenclos (1620-1705) French society lady and wit"Tis strange what a man may do, and a womanyet think him an angel." Emile Gaboriau (1835-1873) French author"Men make Gods, and women worship them." James G. Frazer (1854-1941) Scottish classicist, anthropologist
  • 3. INTRODUCTION: THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES Thats an old phrase up there, the battle of the sexes.Most people think of it as a joke. Theyre wrong. The sexeshave been in a state of war for centuries, and in the last one,the men started losing. Since recorded history began, men have been warringagainst the elements, the environment and each other to makethe world a better place ... for women. Think about it. Mendont need electric blankets. Men dont need arm protectorsfor their couches. Hell, men dont even need toilet seats.Why? Because were men, damnit. But women, women need every comfort imaginable. Inthe bathroom, all a guy needs is his razor, some soap, a toweland some toothpaste. Women need three drawers, two shelvesand a closet full of crap—and thats just to take a dump. In the
  • 4. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENkitchen, all most guys need is a skillet, a sharp knife and somesalt and pepper. Modern women cant cook unless theyve gotfour hundred plug-in appliances, eighteen bins of utensils, twospice racks, two ovens, an extra sink and then someone else todo the cooking. Over the centuries, men have taken all the struggle out oflife—for women. Men still die early from the strain of sup-porting their families, of dealing with shit jobs and even big-ger shit bosses, of fighting the government, their neighbors,their wives and every other thing around them day in and dayout until the welcome black curtain of death comes to make itall better. Our ancestors built huts for their women. Their sons builttowns, then castles, then sprawling metropolises everywherearound the globe. Men have dotted the planet with shoppingmalls and beauty salons for women. We invented everythingwe could to please them. We brought light into the homes,then we gave them vacuum cleaners, dish washers, steamirons, automatic washers and dryers, juice makers, rug sham-pooers, drip coffee makers—everything we could think of tomake their lives easier. And you know what? It was all one big fucking mistake. Ill tell you why. Women are like cats. They dont appreciate anything. Themore you give them, the more they want. And you know itstrue. Despite what weve been told about women by themedia, the endless articles celebrating the wonderfulness ofanything without a penis, the never-ending braying of the
  • 5. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENmindless squaws of the "new feminism," women, just likemen, havent changed one iota since we came down out of thetrees. Evolution takes hundreds of thousands of years. Peoplehave been covering themselves with skins and trying to workout systems of language for only about ten thousand years. Wemay have convinced ourselves were lightyears beyond ourcave dwelling ancestors, but were not. Were still just Oggand Oggella, and the Oggella have been winning the game forsome time now. The truth is we should have never stopped knocking themdown and dragging them back to the cave of our choice. Whenwe made them merely economically dependent, but allowedthem to stop being grateful, well, that was the beginning of theend. After a while, when a Newton or an Edison would createsome labor-saving device, women no longer asked for one tomake their lives easier, they demanded them. Trying to be niceguys, our great-great grandfathers gave in. Big mistake. Women dont like to be catered to. Not deep down inside.A man who will cater to a woman is showing weakness. Tothe primitive inner mind of the female, if a guy isnt repayinga womans idiotic demands with the back of his hand, hes awimp. Theres no helping this. Our instincts are in place andtheres nothing we can do about it. Why do women go for "bad boys?" Why, when there is aguy willing to slobber all over himself, shining her shoes,cooking her meals, running the vacuum, et cetera, do they 3
  • 6. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENdump him for a jobless drub addict who beats them ... every,single time? Because theyre all, deep down inside, searchingfor someone to dominate them. You dont believe it? Then youre an idiot. Plain and sim-ple. It is the natural way of things for men to be in charge, formen to dominate all situations between a man and a woman.When a man isnt dominating a woman, telling her what to do,giving her boundaries and guidelines, she will get herself intoworse and worse trouble, lashing out with ridiculous behavioruntil some right-thinking male takes her in hand and laysdown the law. But, at this point Im going to stop trying to convince youof this fact. First off, you bought this book to learn how todominate women. This means you must at least believe thatits possible for a man to dominate a woman. All you have todo now is believe that its not only possible, but that its rightand proper for such to be the case. And, you must believe this or everything I have to tellyou wont be worth a damn. To make the techniques work that Im going to teach you,you have to believe in them. To believe in them, you have tobelieve in yourself. You must understand, from this point on,you are the man. The man is in charge. Say it with me now,say it out loud: "I am the man. The man is in charge." Say it again. "I am the man. The man is in charge." Now, as loud as you can, scream the words at the top of 4
  • 7. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyour lungs! "Im the MAN, goddamnit! And the MAN is ALWAYS incharge!" Did you say the words out loud? Did you? If you didnt,youd better get started. Youve got to get it through your headthat from here on in, you are the one in the drivers seat. Youhave got to believe in yourself, and in the hereditary power ofthe penis. Forget this bullshit youve heard about womenbeing the givers of life. Youre the Godhead, son. Women cant make life. All they can do without a man isplay with themselves. We make life. Men. Women are just ourincubators. We penetrate them, fill them with ourselves, plantour seed, and then watch football until they do their jobs andfinally produce the children we create. Enough of this. Lets sum this all up and get moving.Women need to be dominated. They arent happy if theyrenot being dominated. Try being understanding and reasonableand loving and they will torture you until you die or leave. All women really want from a relationship is a bit of adance, and then to be told what to do. Period. So, what weregoing to do in this book is first teach you how to do their littledance of seduction, and then how to put yourself in the dri-vers seat so that youre giving all the orders for the rest ofyour relationship—be that a lifetime or a weekend. Lets get started, shall we?
  • 8. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN THE ART OF SEDUCTION: WELCOME TO THE DANCE Well now, the art of seduction. Just what would that be?Do any of you know? Do you have a clue? Probably not, else-wise, youd be out doing it, instead of buying books. Now, this statement is not meant as an insult. No one isborn with this knowledge. The urge to dominate women isnatural, knowing how to do so is not. One has to learn it. Idid. So do you. We all learn these lessons in two ways. Welearn from the sage counsel of our elders and our pals, and welearn from our mistakes. When I first started to date I got some great tips from myDad and some doozies from a couple of my uncles. I alsowatched my pals when they went on the make; I watched theirapproach and studied both their victories and their defeats. Ihad my own victories and defeats (trust me, every guy hasboth, and I mean every guy) as well. But, bit by bit, date by 7
  • 9. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENdate, lesson by lesson, I put together a playbook of moves andplans that are simply guaranteed to get you between the sheetswith as many women as you can handle. But, lets introduce our subject matter for todays lecture.And class, to do that, lets start where one should start when-ever theyre trying to figure anything out, lets go to the dic-tionary. The American Family Reference Dictionary (a superbvolume for those in need of a good source book) defines theword "seduce" thus: 1. To lead astray, entice away from duty or rectitude; corrupt. 2. To induce (a woman) to surrender her chastity. 3. To lead, or draw away, as from principles, faith, or allegiance. 4. To win over, entice. Syn. 1. Beguile, inveigle. See tempt. In some ways the above sounds a little nasty, doesnt it?"Lead astray," thats not supposed to be a good thing. Neitheris drawing someone away from their principles or their faith.And as for getting a woman to surrender her chastity, well, Iwouldnt tell the head of your house of worship that was whatyou had planned for your date that night. They might havewords they want to share with you. Long boring lists of them. So, does that mean you should give up right now on thisidea of getting the women in your life to know their place?What, are you some kind of idiot? What did you buy this bookfor? To dominate women—correct? Or, to be a bit more basic
  • 10. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENabout it, to get laid—right? To get laid and to get laid often.To get laid and to get laid often, not by those women willingto give you a fling, those skanky left-overs desperate enoughto "surrender their chastity" to you, but by the women youwant. That one you see every day at work, that goddess whosits next to you in class, the gorgeous waitress you see everyday at the place youve been having lunch the last two weeks.Its not that good a place, a pit, really, but this waitress, shesso hot, you just keep going back, just to look at her, just to seeher again, hoping you can work up the nerve to ask her out... Fuck that. Do you read me, to you understand, do youcatch my drift? Fuck that shit right now. You are done withthinking like that. That crap is over! Yes, seduction is a nasty business. Its you getting whatyou want at any cost. And what you want is not to pony upyour hard earned cash in some dive where the food makes youchoke just so you can sit like some naive boob and only lookat some babe. What the hell good does that do you? Buy askin mag if looking is all you have in mind. What you want isto get some goddamned pussy. Her pussy. That pussy thatsbeen driving you bug-fuck ever since you got within sniffingdistance of it. Im not trying to be mean or cruel. Like I said before, weall have to learn our way to getting what we want. I had to,and youre going to have to learn, too. Seduction and domination are games. More than games,theyre sports, and fast-paced ones at that. In fact, if one need- 9
  • 11. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENed a sports metaphor for these games, it would be boxing. First off, these are not team sports. Theyre one-on-onebattles. And, these are battles. Trust me on this. Well get intomore on that later, but one has to remember that when a manmakes his opening jab, theres going to be a punch comingright back that has to be blocked and counter-punched or atleast ducked. Second, like boxing, every opponent is going to be differ-ent. Some women are going to want to dance around the ring,some are going to go toe-to-toe with you. Third, when you break for the bell (and those momentswill be there), youre both going to have people in your cor-ners throwing advice in your ears. Even if theres no one elsearound, all those words of wisdom youve been gatheringfrom friends and relatives, well, dont think she hasnt beendoing the same thing. Shes got girl friends who have told her what to watch outfor. She had a mother who told her what snakes men are andwhat kinds of moves they make. She had a father who lovedher and outlined for her every dirty trick he used when he wasout there fishing. Like a boxer, shes sparred and trained and practiced toput you in place. Shes gathered advice from every corner,from anyone and everyone, just like you. So, how do you winthis battle? Easy. You read this book and you do what I tell you, and trustme, and that will be enough to get you everything you want. 10
  • 12. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENYoure looking for advice on how to get laid—right? Youlooking to discover how to get the women you want, all thewomen you want, every piece of tail that catches your eye,and to not only be able to bed them, but then to make them dowhatever you want, for as long as you want, after that? Right? Hell, dont sweat it. Nothing could be easier. Just turn the page and lets get started. Ive got a lot totell you and youve got a lot to learn. And hey, dont forget totake notes. You are in training now, you know. II
  • 13. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN DECISIONS: WHOS MAKING THEM? All right, whats the very first thing you have to do in thisgame? Right—youve got to pick out something female toseduce. Lets say youve done that. You know who you want.Youve got the girl all lined up that you want and youre readyto start talking to her. Great. Do it. Start talking. The subject doesnt matter. No matter whatyou use to catch her attention, there is something of vitalimportance you must do to make certain you keep her atten-tion. And that thing is, you must not let her make any deci-sions. Let me repeat that just to make certain you heard it inevery part of your mind: You must not let her make any decisions. In fact, let me repeat it again: You must not, under any circumstances, let her make any 13
  • 14. HOW 10 DOMINATE WOMENdecisions. And now, let me refine that thought. You must not let hermake any decisions for you. Yes, she can decide which handshes going to hold her fork in, but shes not going to tell youhow to eat. Period. Never. Not once. I know Im repeating myself, but lets make sure wevecleared up the greatest feminist fallacy once and for all. Nomatter what youve seen in the media or heard on "Oprah,"women dont want to think about things. They do not want tobe in charge; they do not want to make up their minds, andthey certainly, above all else, do not want any man they canboss around. Women want to be told what to do. They want someoneto take them in hand and make their decisions for them—all ofthem. The more they protest that they dont, the more desper-ately they need someone to do exactly that. Dont believe any-thing different. Now, how do you do this? You start from the beginningand you never let up. For instance, when you first ask yourintended cutie out, you dont say: "Would you like to go out tonight?" And why not? After all, its polite, isnt it? Its consider-ate. Isnt that good? No! Being polite, being considerate,being anything but in charge is fucking stupid, and youd bet-ter learn that fast! Look at that sentence again. You just gaveher the opportunity to say "no." Youve made it easy for her.Too easy. Instead, you say: 14
  • 15. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN "Lets go out tonight," or "We should go out tonight," or,to give the illusion of trust that she might have a brain, youask something like, "Where would you like to go tonight, din-ner or a movie?" If she doesnt want dinner or a movie, youdont question her ("Hey, you have to eat, dont you"), yousimply move on, give her another choice or two until you findsomething shell go for. Now, if she suggests a place that you hate, dont go alongwith it just to please her. Pleasing women is not how you getthem into bed. Telling them what to do is the way you getwomen into bed. If they suggest something you dont want todo, you have the right to say "no." Youre the man and menmake decisions. Not women. Remember this pertinent fact, no woman in history wasever sexually interested in any man who let her tell him whatto do. Oh, a guy might score the occasional "pity fuck" insuch a relationship, but those generally come under keeping aman that a woman finds useful in line. Back in the 1800s,British economist Walter Bagehot said it best when he told theworld; "Men who do not make advances to women are apt tobecome victims to women who make advances to them." Truer words were never spoken. Do you want to be incharge or do you want to be a slave? The one who is givingthe orders gets to set the pace. Remember this, the one makingthe decisions is the one who gets to decide when the relation-ship is over. If youre the one whos been laying down the 15
  • 16. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENrules and making clear whats going on between the two ofyou, when you say "its over," it carries a lot more weight. So, simply put, take charge from the beginning. Yourethe driver, you control the remote, you say when your dickgets sucked and for how long. Period. Simple as that. Because if you dont, she will. And guys, if you want tobe an eternal passenger who never gets to see what he wantsto see and does all the sucking, then you might as well giveright up now. 16
  • 17. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN THE PHONE: USING THE TIME TRICK Okay, heres one that goes against all the instincts of theyoung dater. This is a trick that women have been using foryears on men and believe me, not only does it work, but it isdevastatingly effective. Fine. Glad to hear it, because whatworks for them will work for you. Now, Ill warn you right up front, this one is hard to goalong with, especially when the blood in your veins is drum-ming in your head and making you sweat and all you canthink about is getting some, but youve got to have some willpower. It takes a strong hand to hold the leash in a relation-ship, but if youre not the one holding it, youre going to bethe one at the other end, so buck it up and listen. Heres the scenario: you finally got that special girlsphone number. Good for you. Youre on the way. Super.Youve told your intended that you will call her that night, and 17
  • 18. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyouve even given her a time. Lets say 9:00. The actual timeor date or whatever that you said you would call doesnt mat-ter. What matters is not calling when you said you would. Letme repeat that—no matter what time you said you would call,you must then call later than that time. No matter how muchyou want to hear her voice again, no matter how badly youneed just a few of her golden throated words in your ear toremind you of what a goddess she is, grow the fuck up, takehold of your balls, and be a man. If you said 9:00, then dont call until 9:30, or 9:45. In thathalf an hour, forty-five minutes, whatever, she will begin tobecome frenzied over whether or not youre actually going tocall. Shes gone out on a limb, you see. She has made herselfvulnerable. If you dont call, she is diminished. This is, of course, all in her own mind. But, then again,everything in the battle of the sexes is in our own minds. Whatyou have to do is learn to interpret what the woman you wantare actually thinking, and you will have the key to their chasti-ty belts every single time. As the brilliant French novelistAlphonse Karr once said, "If men knew all that women think,theyd be twenty times more daring." And this is so true. Men grow up with a mistaken fear ofwomen as mysterious creatures who know everything. Its asimple mistake that comes from confusing their relationshipwith their mothers with everything else in the world that isborn dickless. When were two years old and were trying toget away with something, what a surprise that our motherscaught us in the act. Since adults are generally supposed to be 18
  • 19. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENsmarter than babies, the baby is left with the impression thatMom is some kind of super genius. And, dont think for amoment that Moms since the beginning of time havent doneeverything they can to make this illusion last for as manyyears as possible. Of course, finally we realize that Mom is just a humanbeing and that the reason she knew you were beating yourbrothers head in or that you were the one who took thepeanut butter pudding (or whatever stupid thing you were upto) is because she could hear your punches coming throughthe wall, or saw the kid-sized pudding-smeared handprints allover the refrigerator door. In other words, we all learn in time that Mom is justhuman. But, most of us dont realize that the aura of superiori-ty that we granted to our mothers, we granted to all women.When we specifically take it away from Mom, we have noidea that subconsciously we are still extending it to everyother female on the planet. Anyway, lets get back to the time trick. You say youllcall at one time and you call later. During that extra time, youdisrupt her feelings of superiority. Dont forget, for years thischick has been winning battles because of most guys culturalrespect for women which all comes from that fear of Momsinvincibility. Once the guy comes along who doesnt buy intoit, suddenly their subconscious reliance on the deference otherguys have been giving them works against them. Suddenly, as we said earlier, little miss superior is in afrenzy. Why isnt he calling? He said 9:00? Its past 9:30. 19
  • 20. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENWhat did I do wrong? Didnt I look good enough? Who doeshe think he is? By not calling at the appointed moment you force hermind to make you larger than life. She is suddenly thinkingabout you, wondering why youre not doing what youre sup-posed to be doing, why you havent fallen in line and obeyedher orders. We all know that women love a bad boy. What noone ever tells you is how little a showing of bad you have tomake before you will catch a womans interest. In psycho-babble terns its called using the tenants of balanced rejectionand acceptance to create a state of relief and willingness. And, whatever you do, dont worry about her anger.Youll have your excuse all ready. You had to help your moth-er bring home her groceries and lost track of time. Your bossheld you up working overtime, those damn trains, traffic was abear, that meeting with the Internet company youre trying toget started ran long, blahblahblahfuckingblah. No matter whatyou tell her, its all going to make you look better. In hermind, suddenly its; "Oh, he helps his mother, he works hard, even when hesgot troubles he gets straight to me, hes a go-getter ... and Iwas thinking badly of him. Im terrible." This one trick alone probably wont score you a hot oilrub and an offer to put her in silk and chains and to ride herlike Trigger into the sunset, but then, no fight is ever won withjust one punch. This prizefight is going to go a few rounds atleast, but every blow that lands is one more strike that softensup her defenses and gets her reaching for that bottle of baby 20
  • 21. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENoil and the nearest warming pan. Now, what if she says shell call you at a certain time?What do you do? Easy. You say "sure." You make certainyoure home at the right time just in case she calls on time.Whatever time she calls, you take the call, then tell her youcant talk and that youll have to call her back in twenty min-utes. Forty minutes later you call her back. If she called you late, your excuse is ready made, youwere ready at the right time—where was she? If she called atthe right time, however, then you just go back to giving herone of the excuses you have ready for when you call back lateanyway. Remember, if youve got it all planned out youre notgoing to be at a loss for words. Women are used to menanswering things off the top of their heads. Men with plannedresponses confuse them terribly because usually theyve nevermet such a creature. Of course, youre not going to be able to plan for every-thing they could possibly ask you. However, you had bettersound as if you always know what youre doing. Never letthem slip you a curve. Women are like the most vicious ofjungle beasts—theyll sniff and prod and keep their claws inwhile theyre still off balance, but show the least weaknessand theyll strike with panther speed, feast on your heart andthen laugh about it over sparkling water with their best homoboy friend and whoever else constitutes their personal posse. This means, youve always got to have an answer. On thephone or in person, you can never show weakness. No sloppypauses betraying indecision ... in other words, no "eeehhhh," 21
  • 22. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENor "I, I, I..." No "B-B-B-B-," "Duh, duh, er, I, well..." or anyother stuttering shit. This isnt your nasty third grade teachercome back to test your resolve. This is just a woman. This isyour prey. Youre the one on the prowl, remember? Anyway, remember, keep that edge at all costs. To lose itis to invite attack. If she throws you a curve you cant handle,tell the truth. "Ill have to think about that one," or "Nowtheres a question no one would expect." Learn to buy yourselfsome time so you can stay in the game. Also: Dont be a boob and never call when you say youwill. The first time, yes—absolutely—dont call on time. Butthe second time, sure, go ahead. Mix it up. Keep her off-bal-ance and constantly guessing as to exactly what youre allabout. The same applies to when she calls you. First time, knockher down a peg. The second time, sure, youre there and gladto hear from a wonderful gal like her. Never be the same guytwo times in a row. Dont go Jeckle and Hyde on her, justmaintain some mystery. Being predictable is another way ofasking to be shown the way to the front door—before youveseen the bedroom. Also: in the case of her calling you, theres nothing thatsays you cant just let the machine take her call, and then getback to her twenty minutes later. Anything that keeps them inthe "doubt zone" is acceptable. This is what youre after. Youwant them thinking about you. Why doesnt he call? Didnt hecall? You want them checking their answering machine assoon as they step into their apartment or get back to the office 22
  • 23. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENor whatever. You want to be on their minds. You want themthinking that they have to do more to keep you interestedinstead of the other way around. Because, well, sooner or later, theyre going to realizetheyve certainly got at least one thing that will keep youinterested. And then, well then, my lad, youre going places. 23
  • 24. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN THE SEDUCTIVE APPROACH:WALKING THE WALK/TALKING THE TALK Okay, so what is it that starts things out for all men withall women. Think about this one. I mean, you dont want tosay "looks," do you, because after all, you know there are a lotof guys out there who arent all that good looking. In fact, youknow as well as I do that there are guys out there who aredeadspot ugly. And yet, youve seen these bad-haircut, slant-headed, big-eared bananas walking around with the cutestgirls in town. How can this be, you ask. Then you think, "money,"thats how they judge all of us. And once again, youd bewrong. Sure, women are shallow; theres no denying that one.And the ones thinking marriage, you can bet they want tomake certain theres a hefty bank account in their future. Butstill, cash is not the measuring stick females use to size upmales, and again we know in our hearts that ones true 25
  • 25. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENbecause there are guys without two dollars to rub against eachother who still get dates. Nope, its not your wardrobe, its not your cologne, itsnot even pheromones that cinches the deal. So, you ask, whatis it? Ill spill... its your approach. Now, this doesnt mean the snappy line you have allready to go, or the jokes you tell, whathaveyou. Im literallytalking about your approach, how you actually walk up to thewoman you have in your sights. How do you do that? How doyou walk, period? Is there confidence in your stride? Do youwalk into a room like you own it? Or do you enter a situationfilled with hesitations, looking this way and that, eyes shifting,nerves showing in every step, flop sweat breaking out as youdecide to talk to a woman youve spotted, the dripping ooze ofit telegraphing what a loser you are to the girl of your dreamsbefore you even open your mouth? Okay, most of us arent James Bonds, nor are we PeeWee Hermans. We all fall somewhere in the middle of thosetwo. But lets face it, the closer your approach is to Bonds thebetter off youre going to be with the ladies. And that means you can not show any signs of beingintimidated. You are in charge. You are the man. Period. This,however, does not mean swaggering into a situation like a badimitation of a studio wrestler. Where women will sneer at evena hint of weakness ("my pussy is made out of gold"), disdain-ing it immediately, overt over-confidence will scare them off. So, you ask, is there a middle ground anywhere? Ofcourse there is. Its you. The real you. The inner you. The guy 26
  • 26. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyou know in your heart that you are. Stop hiding him. Let himout. Women are just as frightened as you are of the datinggame, making the scene, et cetera. Deep down, they dont careif you drive an old car, collect 14th century tea pots or readcomic books. What theyre looking for is a man who doesntapologize for the comics and tea pots stacked up in the backseat of his Edsel. Women are looking for a man with confidence. For onething, only a man with confidence is going to tell them whatto do which is, I say it again, what they are all looking for inthe first place. And remember, you dont have to wear a loincloth and beat your chest to show that youre a man. You sim-ply have to be yourself, and be comfortable with yourself. Letme tell you why. Women dont want a boy, they want a man. They dontwant to have to raise a child; they want someone who is goingto protect them and take care of them, not some lost little snotwho cant even ask them out without stuttering. Subconsciously, all women want children. Their own chil-dren. While youre measuring them for a casual fuck, theyremeasuring you for fatherhood. Its all in the back of theirminds, but its there. If youre not acting like a grown up, thentheyre not interested. Their hormones having them searchingfor the ying to their yang, the alpha male that is going to givethem the perfect babies that they can dote on for twenty yearsw ho will then look after them in their old age. Yeah, I know, all you want to do is get laid. Well, wel- 27
  • 27. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENcome to the long, hard road to getting there. Like the old say-ing goes, "women fake orgasms; men fake relationships." But,not to change the subject, lets get back to that long, hardroad. Really, in truth it isnt actually all that long or hard, butthere are rules and there are tricks and the faster you learnthem, the faster youll be having your fun. After all, like thelate Sam Kinison used to say; "You gotta love women, guys, because after all, whatsthe alternative? Putting on an apron so you can cook dinnerfor some guys hairy ass?" Confidence is the key. Believe in yourself, whoever youtruly are, let her know that shed be lucky to have such a guy(not with words, but with your attitude), and shell be yours.The more positively you get across the fact that you could careless what she thinks, the stronger your hold over her will be. And I mean this works on any woman. That Brit slutDiana may have married up from commoner to princess, butdont think for a moment that she didnt have to suck ahealthy amount of Prince Chuck brand dick before she got totry on any tiaras. Confidence. Thats all it takes. Although, honestly, going to the gym once in a whilewouldnt hurt any of you, either. 28
  • 28. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN LOST AT SEA: WHAT WOMEN ARE ALL ABOUT Lets stay with the thought about what women want for amoment. I cant speak for the female population of Iceland,Nigeria or Vietnam, but I can talk about the women of theUnited States. Not every single one of them, of course, but thegrand majority of them are emotional wrecks—complete andutter basket cases. Heres what most of the women you runinto think they want from a man (in no particular order): 1. Financial support 2. Someone onto whom they can dump their emotional garbage 3. Someone to solve all of their sexual insecurities 4. Someone who will listen as they endlessly complain bitterly about: 29
  • 29. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN A. Their looks B. Their weight C. Men in general In many ways, its not really their fault. The media, aca-demia and the feminist culture have been screeching at themfor years that they can do everything on their own. Indeed,according to the smart set, every woman should be able tohave three children and raise them all to become Rhodesscholars, by herself, while working an 80 hour a week corpo-rate job and dazzling the world as an artist of renown in herspare time. Bullshit, pure and simple, poured into womens heads bypeople out for something—corporations that want to sell themsomething, lesbians who want to munch their muff, theirdivorced mothers and friends who want them as miserable astheyve made themselves, politicians who want votes they cancount on, and a host of others. But, what are you going to do about it, Jackson? Yourethe one stuck home with your dick in your hand on a Saturdaynight without a clue as to what else to do with it. How do youget yourself laid when every women you talk to starts eyeingyou as a potential emotional tampon, just a sponge on a stringthat she can use to sop up all the bloody details of her failureto become the perfect woman? The answer: tell her to shut the fuck up. When she startsto tell you about her drunken ex-boyfriend, abusive ex-hus-band, spiritually lacking father, et cetera, remind her that this 30
  • 30. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENis not why you wanted to be with her. Just as you cant let a woman make decisions, you cantlet her dominate a conversation (same thing, after all, shesdeciding that she can get away with this shit—you have to tellher she cant). And, the easiest way to do that is to show herexactly how you feel. When, on your first date, no less, shestarts to drizzle into her salad about what a rotten son-of-a-bitch Freddie, or Brad, or Quentin was because he didnt payenough attention to her, help her actualize her inner beauty,put the toilet seat down, eat soup without smacking his lips,whatever, you just pull some cash out of your wallet and youwalk out. If youre talking on the phone and she pulls thiscrap, you hang up. Its as simple as that. If she chases after you or calls back, whatever, you cancertainly let her know that youre not any of those people, andthat you dont do any of those things, but you make the pointfast and you dont sit back down or keep talking, either. Youlet her know that you are a person with feelings, not a garbagecan for her past failures. You let her know that youll get backto her, but right now youve just got to get the bad taste of theway youve just been treated out of your mouth. You will leave her stunned. It is pretty much a stone coldguarantee that no man has ever done this to her. Oh no, not thegreat and wonderful her. No, most likely all the men shesknown have held her hand and told her how wonderful she isand what fucks the men shes known have been (they must be,to treat someone as wonderful as her so poorly, blahblahblah-fackingblah). 31
  • 31. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN They do this thinking this clever strategy is going to get them laid. It wont (unless, of course, this bimbo is such a massive emotional wreck that shes willing to accept a pity fuck from a guy, and if thats the case, you really dont want to start something with this one). What it gets them is a label as an sap—someone they can call in between boy friends, someone who will make them feel better, someone who will hold their hand while they blubber about doing something else stupid. Trust me, this guy never gets laid. For the woman who owns him (and believe me, thats how chicks look at these guys) that would be killing the goose that lays the golden eggs. Usually women have to use a homosexual for this role— they get to believe theyre perfect because a "man" is saying so, and the "man" gets to fulfill his dream of being one of the girls. This is not the role you want. What you do when you take the reins away from them during these moments is to cast doubt on their illusion that they are Gods gift to the universe, that their pussy is made of gold, and most importantly, that nothing they ever do is theirfault! And if they keep it up, well, youd better keep doing the same. Just walk out of their lives. After all, youre looking for someone not only to lay, but with whom you can have a good time. You want a lover whose company you can enjoy. There are women in this world who are great lovers and who wont torture you emotionally just for kicks. And, of course, there are plenty more you can train 32
  • 32. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENto filltnat r°le- That* after all, is what domination is all about. Yes, you can be a good listener when the moment callsfor it. Some times such skills really are called for. But, weretalking being understanding when she gets fired, or her motherdies, not playing the role of Mr. Kotex every time her brainstarts to leak dribble. Keep in mind, after five days of soakingup leakage, tampons end up in the wastebasket. Sure, listen tothem once in a while, but lets remember, the only thing youreally want to listen to is the sweet rhythm of her head bounc-ing off the back wall. 33
  • 33. HOW TO DOMINOT WOMEN FIRST CONTACT: TAGGING YOUR PREY All right, lets start talking moves. Weve talked about what you do whenever you enter aroom. You take control—instantly. Your absolute, steely confi-dence in exactly who and what you are allows you to walkinto any situation, a wedding, a party, a bar, a meeting at youroffice, whatever, like the king of the jungle. Not Godzilla, nochip on your shoulder, just confident and in charge. Okay, youre finally inside. Great. Now, what comes next?Next, of course, you do whatever it is youre supposed to dowherever it is you are (obvious, I know, but some guys needevery little detail spelled out), until finally, you spot... her. And, there she is, across the room. Everything youvealways wanted. The dream girl youve fantasized about eversince the day you got your first stiffy. Its her, just as youvealways imagined her. The right hair and eyes, the lips youve 35
  • 34. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENimagined against yours, those perfect breasts, endless legs,that waist that will just fit so snugly in between your waitinghands. Fuckin God, man—its her. So what? What? Come on now; do you really think this goddess ofyours has been dreaming about you, too? Do you think herpillows all soaked and stained with tears because, despite allher desperate searching, she hasnt found you yet? Think thatwell-used dildo of hers has your name on it? Think again,Chauncey. Then go soak your head in a bucket of cold waterand wake up to the reality the rest of us are walking around in. Dont take that last bit personally. Trust me, all guys dothis. We feel our heart racing, our fingers curling, stretching,reaching, the blood boiling in our veins, and we cant imaginethat the woman pushing our buttons doesnt feel the same. Imean, it cant be possible she wouldnt feel the same. Right? Wrong. 100% wrong.In fact, make that 150%. Get this through your head, Fred, this dream gal of yoursdoes not know you from Adam. She has not created a pictureof you in her mind the way you have of her. Its all in yourfucking mind—all right? Maybe shell like you. Maybe shellthink youre cute or even hot. But shes got to get to knowyou, okay? And, if we have to bother with the obvious, okay, yes, asMr. Spock might say, there is a thin chance shell feel thesame way you do. But, the odds of her having spent puberty 36
  • 35. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENfantasizing about someone exactly like you are approximately1,345,289 to 1 that thats the case. Approximately. In case youcant guess, those are not good odds. So, on the off chanceshes just a woman out for a good time and not your god-damned soul mate, lets try an approach that might get yousomewhere. Youve spotted her. Shes the one you want. Being cool,not staring at her, not stalking her, you approach her calmly,causally, and you smile. Thats it. As soon as youve made eyecontact, and you know that shes not looking through you butat you, you acknowledge her existence with a pleasant smile. Do you understand? A pleasant smile. Not a feral, letsshow our vampire teeth/Hannibal Lecter/Freddie Kruger leer,not something thats going to convince her shes being stalkedby Charlie Mansons geekie cousin. A confident, disarmingsmile. You arent going in for the kill here. This is not the bigmove. This is the opening gambit. You see her. You approachher. You make eye contact, and then, you give her the big,confident smile. If its feasible, you walk directly up to her right then andthere and say, "Hi, my name is ." This approach will completely disarm practically anywoman youll ever find. It wont get you laid on the spot, butonly the worst kind of bitch is going to do anything but intro-duce herself back. After all, its a social setting of some sort,bar, gym, dog park, vegetable aisle at the supermarket, what-eve r—its a nice, safe setting, and youre a nice, safe guy. 37
  • 36. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN So far. Anyway, contact has been made. She knows your face,knows your smile, and knows you dont drool whenever yousee a woman. You dont stammer when you talk. You dontask stupid questions. Now she is thinking about you. If this is a situation whereyou can wait until later to strike, you wait. Every time. Let herkeep thinking about you. Let the mystique of you build up inher mind (women have great imaginations) until that magicmoment comes when you finally call, and then, let the gamesbegin. If you have to go for it right then—chance meeting, noway to find her again if you dont go for it, well, a mans gotto do what a mans got to do. Of course, what a mans got todo and how he should do it are sometimes two differentthings. So, make sure you finish this book before you do any-thing—okay?
  • 37. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN MEN AND WOMEN: WHOS HORNIER? Big question. And one that, before we go any further, wehad better stop and examine. Most people, and by that I mean men and women, thinkthat men are a thousand times hornier than women. Men justhave to have it, they jerk-off morning, noon and night (andthen have wet dreams after they go to sleep). Most womenthink that men are playing with themselves on their dailycommutes, in the bathroom stall at the office, anywhere andeverywhere. Now, theres nothing wrong with taking things in handand squirting out some tension once in a while. Hell, asWoody Allen said, "Dont knock it, its sex with someone youlove." But, lets not get off the track. As for women, there are those who think theyre farhornier than men, but those are mostly porn addicts who 39
  • 38. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENbelieve that the moment any two women are alone that theyinstantly start finding reasons to drop things near each other sothey can start touching each others legs and then workingtheir way up to the good stuff. As beautiful a world as that would be, it aint the realone. Okay? The answer to our question is that men andwomen are equally horny. We cant help it. Its build into ourhuman programming. Men just have to have sex. Well, yes, thats true. If weneed to get scientific about it, male DNA is conditioned tosearch for partners. We cant help it. It goes back to the days(only a few thousand years back, really), when human beingswere just another minor rung on the food chain for the largerpredators. We had to reproduce as often as we could just tokeep the species going. So, even today, guys cant help turn-ing their head and eyeing prospective birds even when theyvegot the quail of their dreams hanging on their arm. But, what about the ladies? They cant be as horny asmen, can they? I mean, men are disgusting and have sex ontheir minds every minute and well, women are different.Theyre special. Theyre clean. Theyre ... Turn it off, will you? Stop listening to the programmingthats been drummed into your head since you were two fuck-ing years old. Youre not Jesus Christ, your mother wasnt avirgin, she sucked dick, so do your aunts and cousins and sowill your little sister some day. Theyre people. Theyrehuman beings. They have needs. And you, my horny friend,should be goddamned glad of that fact. 40
  • 39. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN The simple truth is that women are every bit as horny asguys. Theyve got hormones, too, and like cats in heat, theyvegot to get stroked once in a while themselves. But, since theycan pick and choose a lot more freely than we can, they canwait for the guy who knows how to provide the mood and theatmosphere and all the other crap they need to finally give inand uncross their legs. So, long story short, dont let the fact that you want sometie you up in knots. Women arent any kind of special crea-tures. They stepped down off the pedestal during the sexualrevolution and only a jackass would suggest letting them getback up there. Dont let myths shatter your confidence. Both sexes needto get laid. With that in mind, lets get you a little closer togetting some.
  • 40. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN BEING NICE: SHOULD YOU OR SHOULDNT YOU? Here comes a quandary. Women love bad boys. Right?Thats what everyone says. "Nice guys finish last." We all know about women being attracted to guys whotreat them like dirt. Weve all heard the above quote. But,whats the truth? First off, guys and dolls, you know its true, women loveto flirt with danger. Theyll go for that bad boy every time.But why? Keep in mind, gents, that all that bad boy has going forhim is confidence. Guys willing to buck the rules, start fights,raise hell, are generally pretty confident guys. And, as the cli-toris said in the South Park movie, "Bigger, Longer, andUncut," "Dude, chicks love confidence." So yes, of course broads go for bad boys. These guys 43
  • 41. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENhave got confidence dripping out their asses, and with somany of the rest of the guys around them tripping over everyPolitically Correct snare in their paths, its no wonder that theguys who say "fuckin no way" to the rules are getting all thetwat they can handle. Why women stick with most of these guys after they findout what creeps they are is wrapped up in pride. Womenwould rather let some bastard beat on them, steal their moneyand generally make an utter fool out of them rather than justadmit that theyd made a mistake. But, oh well, thats theirfucking problem. Of course, some of these guys simply know how to domi-nate a woman and keep her in her place. Its a shame when adimbulb gets a great piece of ass under his thumb, but thatsthe way it goes. As for you, if youre not up to getting yourself a coupleof tattoos and a motorcycle and turning into some sort ofdegenerate. Dont worry. You dont have to. It isnt thatwomen prefer bad boys, its just that most of the time the guywho breaks the rules is exuding the kind of confidence theyrelooking for—often times theyre the only game in town thatsexuding any kind of confidence—and so, surprise, surprise ...they win. Women honestly love nice guys. They love to have sexwith nice guys. They love the taste of their dicks. After all,they arent complete morons—they can dress themselves inthe morning. We said that all women want to have children sooner or 44
  • 42. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENlater. This is true. Well, they dont want assholes helping themraise their children. They want decent human beings for hus-bands. (Dont worry, the fact that you might have no intentionwhatsoever of being a husband or raising any kids has nothingto do with this—were talking about whats in their minds,remember?) But, what does being a nice guy mean? Again, weve cov-ered some of this. It doesnt mean being Mr. Kotex. It doesntmean showering them with thousands of dollars worth of giftseven before you get them into bed (try that, Quigley, andyoull never get laid). What it means is being a real man. Real men are confident, of course. But they also havesomething to be confident in. They are the best of their breed.They have the courage of their convictions. They are polite.They are honorable. They take responsibility for their actions.They are the you that you can be if you let go the trappings ofthe world around you. And, no, that doesnt mean making as many changes asyou might think. Weve covered confidence. This all ties intowhat we said there. I said you had to be confident earlier, but I said to showthat confidence all you have to do is simply be yourself, andbe comfortable with yourself. A man who doesnt take respon-sibility for his actions cant ultimately be comfortable withhimself. A man without honor cant be comfortable with him-self. Now, Im not here to discuss morality or to convert any-D ne to a new religion or anything like that. Different people 45
  • 43. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENhave different standards. Their upbringing, the religion theywere taught, the books theyve read, everything conspires togive us our own personal sense of dignity. If you are living upto what you personally believe to be your sense of ethics, theneverything will be cool. In other words, you know deep downwhat you think is honorable and what you know is acting likea scumbag. As long as youre comfortable with yourself,women will sense that comfort, women will smell your confi-dence, and that will attract them likes flies to honey.
  • 44. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN JUST WHERE WILL FLATTERY GET YOU? EVERYWHERE! Women are compliment junkies. Its a fact. Now hey, Illadmit that we all like to be told we look like weve beenworking out, that our car is cool, that our new haircut makesus look hot, whatever. Everyone likes a few kind words nowand then. But that isnt what I said about women. I didnt sayanything about them being able to get by on just a touch offlattery now or then. I said they were compliment junkies. Allow me to prove it. Tell me youve never done anything like this. Its somekind of family function, and as a matter of course you tellyour eighty-six year old aunt Edwenia that shes the sexiestthing in the whole room. Shell wave you off and tell you thatyoure full of crap (maybe in nicer terms, maybe not), buts hell also giggle and cut you the largest slice of cake. And 47
  • 45. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENlets face it, it was that big ass corner piece with the hardsugar creme filled flowers you were after in the first place.Right? Youre damn straight Im right. Junkies will do anything to keep the smack coming.Compliment junkies are no different. This is the reason why women get nose jobs. This is whythey get breast and lip implants, color their hair, show off theircleavage, et cetera. This is why they constantly worry aboutgetting old or getting fat. This is the secret to why LucilleRoberts caters directly to women. Oh, shell take money fromguys if they want to come to her gym, but she knows the guysare only coming to hit on chicks, the chicks that are there tosweat off that ice cream from lunch. Thats her bread and but-ter. So, knowing this, what do you think youre supposed todo next? I mean, youre confident now, right? You walk into aroom as if you own it. Once you spot the girl you want, auto-matically you go into the drill. You approach her with confi-dence, make eye contact, smile, and then introduce yourself.So now, after that, you start laying on the compliments likemachine gun fire. Right? If you thought that was the answer, smack yourself agood one. Right in the head. Make it hurt. The answer, as you might have guessed once your headstopped ringing, is NO! Understand this right here and now—you do not waste 48
  • 46. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENcornpliments. Do you understand? Compliments are your sil-ver bullets for slaying the demons in your path. You wouldntthrow a hundred compliments at Aunt Edwenia, would you?Of course not. You know it only takes one sincere-soundingcompliment to get that piece of cake. Well, aunt Edwenia is awoman, and they all work the same way. Take this as absolute gospel. Youve got to space thosecompliments out like drinks of water in the desert. First off,each one of them has to be something your victim can believe.In other words, make sure your brain is engaged before put-ting your mouth in gear. If shes obviously all dolled up, yousay something nice about her excellent taste in clothing. Ifshes flashing a lot of jewelry, you let her know that you likethe way she picked just the right piece to set off her eyes. Whatever will work in that moment, thats what you use.But, youve got to space these bits of sweetness out. This is anabsolute must. Compliments from your lips are not things anywoman deserves. They are rewards. Get it? Rewards. This may sound harsh, but after all, were talking aboutwar here. That war between the sexes, remember? In this war,to be lord of all you survey, to get your booted heel firmly onher neck and to keep it there, youve got to remember this is amaster/slave relationship. Think of it in the terms you would ifyou were training a dog. Yes, in the beginning, when trying to get Rover torespond, you give him a treat every time he does somethingPerfect. Then, after hes learned the trick, you dont give him a 49
  • 47. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENtreat every single time you get him to show off the trick. Afterhe knows how to do it, you only reward him every once in awhile, just to remind him that if he keeps doing everythingjust the way you like it then every once in a while, there willbe a reward. Every once in a while. Got it? This is the way you have to treat women. Stagger thosecompliments. One day give her a few. Then the next day only give her one. Be sure to skip a day, or even three or fourbefore giving her another. Too many compliments, given too often, becomes a rou-tine. They become expected. Trust me, you will be resented if you keep it up because it will make you seem like a phony (women desperately want [Hell, they need, really to believe every bit of praise you give them). On the other hand, if you then stop, youll be hated if you break the routine because then youre not even bothering to keep up the phony facade you fabricated. Constant compliments take all the fun out of the game. Women know deep down that flattery is flummery, but they both want to believe, and also, if youre willing to make a compliment once in a while, it shows that youre paying atten- tion and that you care enough to try and consider her feelings. And this is the crux of the matter when aiming for total domination of a woman. Women want to turn themselves over to a man. Deep down they need to. But, not being completely oblivious to their own self-interests, they want to turn them- selves over to someone who cares about them, or at least is 50
  • 48. HOW ID DOMINATE WOMENwilling to pretend he cares about them. So, remember these words. Staggering out those compli-ments make them seem more genuine. In other words, itmakes them seem as if you actually mean them, and arentjust trying to get into her pants. And, if your complimentsseem real, then women will stay interested, and keep trying toget them. Indeed, they will work harder and harder to fishthem out of you. And, eventually, when youre in one of those three or fourday periods when youre not giving them any compliments,itll cross their minds that... perhaps if they gave you some-thing new to compliment... And once again, you get what you want. Which is, afterall, what its all about. And remember, if you want to dominate a woman, youmust possess her. You must own her. Until youve had her inbed, she still thinks shes in charge, free of control. Onceyouve met in the ring of sex, however, then true control isdecided once and for all. Boys give in to the need for more sex and the woman isput in charge, a position she doesnt want. Women in chargeof a relationship are basically unhappy, and they will only usesuch a position to torture the boob who is causing them suchfrustration in the first place. Men, however, assert their control in the bedroom and over from that moment on. Remember, sex is the only women have that men want. We can cook our own meals wash our own clothes. Once women give up the final bar- 51
  • 49. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENrier, theyve given up everything. Once youve had them inbed, its then up to the woman to keep the man coming back,to keep him happy. Once a woman has slept with a man, if she wants him tostay around, shes got to prove herself worthy of his attention.Boys, theyll stay around because theyre desperate. Men willonly stay if they like what theyre getting. Keep that in mind. 52
  • 50. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN A SIDE NOTE ON COMPLIMENTS: SCREWING WITH HER HEAD One of the great ways to play with a womans head is togive her compliments that are tied to getting the thought intoher tiny mind that she should really be fucking your brainsout. These may or may not be your style, or perhaps this notewill get you thinking of how you can adapt your own style tofit this idea. Anyway, regardless of whichever way you want to go,here are some proven winners that have worked for me timeand again, which will hopefully inspire you on to some victo-ries of your own. Tell her something like; "Hey, I had a dirty dream aboutyou last night. Thanks!" Ask her if its all right if you jerk off while thinkingabout her. Tell her how much she reminds you of your favorite porn 53
  • 51. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENstar. Tell her why. I only put a few actual lines here because it isnt the spe-cific words that are important, its the fact that youre willingto say them. Women love to be pushed to the limit, but notnecessarily by anyone. Remember, its how you ask the words, not what youreactually asking. Confidence will make it work. Not being con-fident in yourself, hesitating, stumbling for words, et cetera,will just make you look like a dope. So, pull it together andget her to start pulling your pud ASAP.
  • 52. HOW ID DOMINATE WOMENSO, JUST HOW DO YOU GET ANYWHERE? ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE! Okay, class, now heres an easy question. How do you getwhat you want in this life? I mean, how do you get anything atall that you might want? What is it you have to do to get whatyou want? You have to ask for it. Simple, right? Nothing to it, really. You just ask and youget. Well, all right, guys, perhaps that is an over-simplifica-tion. I guess when it comes to getting laid by a super model,well, maybe things dont quite come that easy. I mean, its notlike you can barge your way into the big sports mags ultra hotswimsuit issue shoot, elbow your way through the photogra-phers and make-up artists and then run up to the first halfdressed, big-lipped airhead you see and shout; "Hey, bitch, do me!" 55
  • 53. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN I mean, you could do all that, but it probably wouldnt getmuch more than some headlines and a court date. So, lets bea little more realistic. Getting down to business, if you want to get into abroads pants—the castle keep, as it were, of the whole bat-tle—well, first youve got to get inside the castle. In otherwords, before you can steal the queens treasure youve got toget inside her defenses. And actually, thats not as hard as itsounds. To do this, you start out by making a few simple queries.Now, remember, youre not going to be asking your targetbabe any questions that allow her to make any major deci-sions. Thats a no-no, remember? Decisions are your privatedomain. What you want to ask her are things that allow her toform an opinion. Heres why. If you ask a woman for advice, its the same as sayingyou value her opinion. Women love that shit. Youre making them your equal inthat moment, elevating them to the lofty realm of male intelli-gence, actually admitting that you consider their opinion assomething worth listening to (God, the things we do forpussy). Now, of course, you realize that you absolutely can notask her to voice any opinions about you. That is definitely out.One hundred fucking percent. If shes going to voice an opin-ion about you, it had better only be one that youve alreadygiven her. 56
  • 54. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN And, trust me, shell get around to forming opinionsabout every little aspect of you and your life, your friends, joy,mother, et cetera, all on her own. So, dont go stirring up thepot by asking her to form some any earlier than she will byherself. No, you want to ask her opinion on safe, innocuous(mostly female) things like: How to cook a chicken, do these pants match this shirt,how do you like the beach, whats your favorite dessert, whatdid you think was the best movie last year, should I water thisplant more than once a week, blahblahblahfuckingblah, simplefemale crap like that. The mere fact that you are even asking her opinion onanything at all will thrill most women to death. No matterhow sophisticated or liberated they are, nearly all womencrave male approval like a drug. Every time you agree withone of their bovine opinions its like throwing their fuzzyfeline-like brains another ball of cat-nip. No matter what theirface tells you, no matter what their surface brain might bethinking, their subconscious brain is doing frenzied cartwheelsover the fact that a man has actually approved of somethingtheyve said. As time goes on, you might allow them a tiny crack hereand there about telling you something about yourself. Youdont want to over-do it, of course, but every once in a while, youve established your dominance in the relationship , that word, I know, but hey, all human contact creates £ lationships, dont get too nervous, and dont forget the dom- 57
  • 55. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENinance part), feed them questions like: Does this haircut look all right to you, does this jacketmake me look like some kind of faggot, do you think Ivebeen working out too much, et cetera. This helps draw them closer, making them think youvestarted respecting their opinion. This is a thrill to all women.And, heres why you do it. Youve made them fight and preenand be on their best behavior for every compliment, for everyinch of ground theyve gained working their way into yourlife. After all this, after youve allowed them to finally get soclose ... well, after all... shouldnt they be letting you get a lit-tle closer? And once again, youre one step nearer to the bedroomdoor. And remember, getting behind that door is the samething as gaining mastery of their souls.
  • 56. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN OPINIONS GOOD ADVICE BAD After our talk on accepting/rejecting the opinions ofwomen, it is absolutely imperative that we spend a fewmoments discussing also the accepting/rejecting of the adviceof women. Now, you might not think there is much of a real differ-ence between the two, but believe me, there is. A gigantic one.Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Because ofthis, we all feel a certain tolerance about opinions. The intelli-gent man tries not to argue about each and every little opinionthat comes their way, because frankly youd do nothing butargue all day long. In other words, you can listen to the stupidest opinionYouve ever heard and just shrug and say, "well, thats your Pinion, I guess," "everyones allowed their own opinion, Isu ppose," "hey, thats what makes horse races," et cetera, and 59
  • 57. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENpretty much no ones feelings get hurt (except for real jerks[or women, so be careful how you toss out your disdain if thatworld-class stupid opinion is coming from a world-class pieceof ass]). But, advice, well that is a different matter. When someone offers you advice on something, they areinterjecting themselves into your personal affairs. They are, ineffect, telling you what to do, how to proceed, how to leadyour life, what path to take, They are setting themselves up assomeone who knows more than you about your own life. Andbrother, get used to the fact, right here and now, that womenlove to give advice. They dish it out morning, noon and nightto each other and everything and everyone around them. Why? Glad you asked. Its in their DNA. They cant help themselves, the sameway we cant help turning our heads to stare at a swell pieceof tail even if we have our dream girl on our arm. Its deeplyrooted in our basic male nature. Well, slopping out advice atthe drop of a hat is just as deeply rooted in theirs. Women grow up to be mothers. Mothers have to giveadvice. They have to. Their children do need guidance (hey,even the stupidest women is probably smarter than the averagemale six month old [probably]). Mother have to interjectthemselves into the lives of their children, tell them what todo, how to proceed, how to lead their lives, and so on. Itstheir duty to teach them and prepare them, et cetera, for theirlives to come. But, okay, so crapping out advice on every subject is in 60
  • 58. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENtheir DNA. So what? They make no excuses for us when ourunescapable biological drives kick in, so theres no reason forus to put up with theirs. Or is there? Sure there is, and that reason is pussy. We want it, theyhave it, so we have to put up with a certain amount of non-sense to get it. Thats the fact, Jack, and theres no gettingaround it. With that being settled, heres what to do when awomen offers you advice (especially unsolicited advice shejust feels she has to blurt out for your own good, because"mommy" knows best). Just listen to it, nod politely, smile if you can, then just dowhatever you fucking want. That should be simple enough to remember. And really, dont even consider listening to what somebitch has to say about how you should conduct your ownaffairs. Keep in mind that if youre making fifty million a yearoff investments, living a life style where you can spend thewhole day, every day, with your feet up just enjoying the goodlife, in the back of her mind, any woman nearby will "know"that if you would only "listen to her" that you would be mak-ing a hundred million in no time. Yes, its true. In some cases listening to a womans advice ^ight make her so pleased with herself that you could slip ina nd nail her—once. It can happen. But, you wont get her again, and most likely youll just e setting yourself on the long, hard road to not-getting-any-from-this-gash—ever. 61
  • 59. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN Accepting womens advice, and I mean, not just noddingpleasantly the way you would if a three year old was givingyou advice on how to live your life, but actually followingwhat she had to say, just breeds contempt. Women get theirdisdain shield up pretty quick toward any man who listens tothem. Its a variation on the old Groucho Marx line: "Personally, I would never belong to any club that wouldhave me as a member." So, pretend to listen to what they say (because again, youcant shut them up, anyway), but dont follow up. Any guywho does will be a broke, blithering idiot in no time. And in case you havent noticed, broke blithering idiotsrarely get laid.
  • 60. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN HOOKERS: GETTING TO KNOW THE ENEMY Heres another little side note that might be more impor-tant than you think at first glance. Its all about getting toknow your opponent. Why is it that lion tamers can walk into a cage filled withferocious man-killers without batting an eye? How can attackdog trainers get up the nerve to face dogs that have beenturned into brutal murder machines every day, day after day,without going white with fear? Hell, how do stand-up comicsfind the nerve to go out on stage to try and convince a wildcrowd of slobbering drunks that theyre the funniest person inthe world, and that they deserve wild cheers and applaudsrather than having empty beer bottles chucked at their heads? Simply put, theyve gotten used to it. Theyve worked at ^ir job long enough to know what the dangers are, where the rouble may or may not be coming from, et cetera. In other 63
  • 61. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENwords, familiarity with their subjects has allowed them todevelop an instinct for when they have to be on their guardand when they can relax. Well, the same thing is absolutely true about handling thewild animals Ive been looking to teach you how to dominate.Trust me on this one, sports fans, Bengal tigers, foam-mouthed Dobermans, hallucinating drunks, the averagefemale, theyre all the same kind of beast. One that has to beunderstood before it can be told what to do with a snap of thefingers. In almost all states, prostitutes are as easy to find as hard-ware stores or bakeries. Most of them advertise in the YellowPages these days. The ones you cant find there are getting themessage out, trust me. And, if a hooker is a little too strongfor you right off the bat, there are always massage parlors. The point is, getting yourself some regular, no-pressuresex, or at least female contact for a while, her hands on yourskin, her lips touching whatever it is you want touched, kissed,licked, sucked, whatever (after all, the customer is alwaysright) will make you more comfortable around women. Waymore comfortable. No offense to anyone out there, but until youve been laidthe way you want to be laid, the way youve always dreamedof it, youre always going to be wondering about, wishing andhoping for, craving after, that which you have always wanted. Hey, this is nothing to be embarrassed about. You wantsomething youve never had. You want a women to lick outyour ass, deep throat you entirely, balls and all, sit on top of 64
  • 62. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyou and whip your chest with her wild, long hair, let you tieher up so you can come in her face and then tell her to lick itoff as it drips down out of her eyes (hey, I dont know, itsyour fantasy), whatever. Okay, how do you ask someoneyouve just started dating to do something youre afraid willmake her uncomfortable? You dont know her, know how shell react, oh, what todo, what to do? What to do is to shut the fuck up and go ahead any finallyjust give in and go to a prostitute and finally find out whateverit is youve been desiring actually feels like. A lot of this needis just in our heads. We want something so bad we cant askfor it without sounding like stammering nitwits. On top ofthat, since weve never had it done to us, we get this idea inour heads that "no woman would ever do that." Well, theres nothing like putting a pair of handcuffs on awoman, blind-folding her and then riding her like a colt, usingher hair as your reins and any hole you can find as your jizzjar to get you over the notion that "no woman would ever dothat." Let me give one last example. There was an episode of"Happy Days" where Richie backed himself into a corner withsome thugs who promised to beat him up later. Scared, hewent to the Fonz (of course) for help. Fonzie taught him howto be so cool that anyone would back down. When the thugsshow up Richie does everything just like the Fonz said and thethugs dont back down. When Richie asks Fonzie why they rent backing down, the Fonz tells him: 65
  • 63. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN "I guess to make it work you have to have been in at leastone fight before." In other words, to be comfortable around women, espe-cially to be comfortable asking for things you think are "goingtoo far," youve got to be around some women who have gonefurther than youve ever dreamed of going. Hey, hookers are people, too. We all gotta make a living. But, more importantly, being able to fearlessly look awoman in the eye when you ask for whatever it is youregoing to ask her for, this is the goal. When she gets thatshocked look on her face, you have to have on yours the lookof a man who knows that hers is the attitude of a little girlwho simply hasnt lived. And trust me, brother, youre nevergoing to pull that one off if you havent done any living your-self.
  • 64. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN LYING: SHOULD YOU OR SHOULDNT YOU? Well, taking a look at that title, its clear that heresanother big question. Maybe the biggest one weve asked sofar. Lying—a sin in all cultures—otherwise known as thebreaking of Gods law. In fact, as far as this book is con-cerned, were talking the breaking of one of Gods command-ments in the hopes of getting to break another of Godscommandments. So, should you? Should you actually cast morality to thewinds and risk the wrath of the Supreme Being just to speedyourself along the way toward getting a piece of tail? And theanswer is: Hell, yes. What a stupid question. Like the sages told us, "alls fairm love and war," and this is seduction, which frankly is both. And seriously, come on, dude, youre trying to get into 67
  • 65. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENthe pants of as many women as possible in as short a time asyou can manage. Youre not auditioning to be the next DaliLama. Get over yourself, and then get yourself geared towardgetting some ass. Dont forget, women lie all the time. About any and everything. Without batting an eye. You think not? You think Imjust trying to stack the deck here? Okay, then answer a fewquestions. What would you call breast implant jobs if not out andout lies? What are high heels, those wonderful bits of footwearthat make a person stand straighter and which also rearrangetheir goods into their most attractive arrangements? Noticehow women dont wear their heels when they go to the movieswith each other. Nope—the FMs ("Fuck Me" shoes, ask anywoman, they know the code) only come out when the men aregoing to be around. And, I mean, come on, guys. What else would you callshit like eye-liner, or foundation and blushes and all the othertypes of make-up? Or nose jobs, for that matter? Hair rinsesand dyes, not to mention curling irons and straightening tools?Colored contact lenses? Padded bras? Ass pads? Girdles? And talk about sounding old-fashioned. Girdles—who amI kidding? You know as well as I that todays women are hav-ing operations to remove their lower ribs just so they can lookthinner. Breast implants? How about the insane chicks actuallyhaving their lips implanted just because big lips is the latestsexy thing? 68
  • 66. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN Plain and simple, these are all deceptions. And they aredeceptions being made to win the battle of the sexes. Frankly,Gilligan, youve better start lying just to get caught up. Andfor Gods sake, dont get hung up on getting caught. First off, as George Bernard Shaw told us, "most lies arequite successful, and human society would be quite impossiblewithout a great deal of good natured lying." People lie everyday. They lie to the IRS, they lie on their resumes, they lie tothe cop who pulls them over, to their parents and teachers,blahblahblahfuckingblah. You getting the idea yet? Lets not make a big deal out of this. We all lie. Everytime we turn around. Dont get caught up in some tizzy aboutwanting to be honest with the woman youre with. Youre notlooking for long-term relationships here. This is one nightstand city were jawing about. Two or three times if shes gotan ass that wont quit, or she makes some kind of high pitchedsqueal that really turns you on when you flip her over for sec-onds. But hey, thats about it. When youre ready to settle down with someone with awhite picket fence and a dog to raise kids and shuffle off intoold fogeydom, paying bills and being faithful and waiting fora quick death to put you out of your misery, then you have allthe time in the world to be honest and up front about every-thing. But, right now, while youre still looking for all the tailyou can nail, do yourself a favor and treat the truth as a quitebendable proposition. And, do indeed understand that bending the truth is allv °u want to do to it. Dont be a shmuck standing there in your 69
  • 67. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENoff-the-rack suit and be bragging about youre millions, driv-ing a damn Kia and spouting off about your fantastic politicalor entertainment connections. You want to get laid, notlaughed at. Let your compliments slide over into flattery and theninto outright lying in you have to. Never be afraid to agreewith them when it comes to how good they look, how nicetheir new dress is, et cetera. I mean, they own a mirror. Theyknow just what they look like. If theyre already lying tothemselves, shamelessly reinforce it. After all, as they tell usin this new politically correct world, you wouldnt want to bejudgmental, would you? And feel free to let them lie to themselves. What do Imean? Simple. When they start exaggerating you in their ownmind, go ahead and agree with them. Agree with them withsilence when you can (she says "Im thinking youre a lotricher [or anything in place of richer] than you let on, arentyou?" And you just roll your eyes and look at the ceiling,semi-embarrassed). Women love to be right, even if they haveto contradict the facts right in front of their faces and lie tothemselves to do it. And, when they ask you if you respect them, if youregoing to call the next day, if you think theyre a slut for put-ting out on the first date, Jesus Christ almighty, gentlemen—lie your fucking asses off. Okay? Remember, little lies. Intelligent lies. Youll get as muchmileage out of them (sometimes more) as you will with flow- 70
  • 68. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENers,candy or jewelry. As churchman Samuel Butler himselfput it, "the best liar is he who makes the smallest amount oflying go the longest way." After all, you wouldnt want to argue with a man of thecloth, would you? 71
  • 69. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN CAN YOU DO ME... A FAVOR? Okay, everybody, listen up. This section shouldnt be allthat hard for anyone out there to figure out. Tell me now,class, should you do favors for a woman or not? Whats theanswer? Those that said "yes," after all Ive tried to teach you, goout and smack yourselves in the head. Do it with a brick.Those that said "no," you can take a gold star from the box onmy desk. All right, Im sure a few of you are wondering about thisone. Not do a woman a favor? Why not? Im trying to get ingood, I want to get laid, I want her to owe me something. Thisdoesnt make any sense. All I can say in response is, youve been doing themavors trying to get into their booty box all of your life, and well has that been working for you so far? 73
  • 70. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN Yeah. Thats what I thought. Once again, try to remember that Ive spent years study-ing every aspect of how this works. Believe it or not, yourethe one who has to start getting favors from her right from thebeginning. Now, were not talking, paint my apartment, washmy car, kinds of favors. No, you can be a bit more subtle thanthat. Im talking about working on the simple things in life.Watch my cigarettes, will you? Hey, hand me a napkin? Youhave a kleenex in your purse; let me have one, will you? Littlethings. There are two reasons for this. First off, you want to gether in the habit of doing things for you. You want her agree-able to your suggestions, requests, needs, et cetera. You wantto get a pattern established of her doing things for you—gotit? You are out to control her physically and mentally, right?Ultimately you want to be able to dominate the woman youapproach in every and all ways. Well, such control comesslowly, and every little thing you can do to break down hershields, to put yourself into the drivers seat, is absolutelyworth doing. The second reason for this is that you want to avoid doingthings for her. Understand, once you start doing things for awoman, even the smallest things, its only going to be a matterof minutes before her mental image of you is going to be oneof you with the word loser written across your forehead inbright, metal-flake, candy red letters—ones that blink on and 74
  • 71. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENoff and that glow in the dark. And believe me, shell have you washing her car, paintingher apartment, walking her dog, doing her grocery shopping,taking her clothes to the cleaners and anything else she canthink of, the instant she senses she has that power over you. Infact, youll be fumbling for your key to her apartment, think-ing youre some kind of conquering hero for having one, herfresh fruit, skim milk and yogurt in one hand, her mail in theother, and the hangers holding her dry cleaning in your teethbefore you know it. And, most likely when you get inside,youll be inconveniencing her by asking where you should putthings, meaning that the shell have to stop sucking some realmans dick for a moment to tell you where to put thingsbefore she gets back to drinking his cum like lemonade. And you, you boob, youll be chuckling to yourself onhow great it was to get over on that other guy because youinterrupted his blow job. This is not the life you signed on for,okay? So, do yourself a favor, and make sure that all the favorsthat get done in any relationship are only the ones that she isdoing for you. 75
  • 72. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN WHEN YOU TALK... TALK SEXY Heres a short one. If you want to know how to getthrough to a woman, take a tip from the pros. Every year cor-porations pour billions into research for their advertising.Billions. Their R&D people have examined men and womenfrom every single angle. Every commercial made that is aimeddirectly at either of the sexes has decades of research to backit up. These guys have us broken down into a hundred differentcategories. And they use them to devastating effect. After all,they sell their crap, dont they? And they sell it exactly towhomever they want to sell it. So, do yourself a favor and look at how they pitch to 3Un g, good-looking women. They constantly compliment lerj i in the most obvious ways possible. They talk about hav- young breasts, long, smooth legs, a great ass, buns of 77
  • 73. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENsteel, perfect stomachs, et cetera. They arent ashamed orafraid to come right out and say things, and if they arent wor-ried, you shouldnt be, either. But, this doesnt mean that you should stand against abuilding shouting at each woman that goes by like some kindof construction asshole ("holy fuck, mama, you got the great-est ass in history," or "crap, are those tits or watermelons?"). Think a bit first. As I told you earlier, women want a confident man. Ifyoure not comfortable talking this way, youve not going tobe confident talking this way. Indeed, all of the advice in thisbook should be thought of in the same way. I told you earlierthat the way to be confident is to be comfortable with your-self, and to let the real you show through. Once youvelearned to do this, then you just have to teach yourself to dothe things Im telling you to do. In other words, lets say youre a really shy guy, okay?You could no more lean out of a car window and slam yourfist against the door panel, shouting, "woo, woo, hutchawutcha, cha cha, baby—do me, mama!" than you couldmachine gun a playground full of school children. Thats fine.Honestly That is no problem. All you have to do is let the conversation go along some-thing like this: "Oh, ah, excuse me." "What?" "Im sorry, its just, well, Ive just never seen anyone wholooked so beautiful before. Ah, I mean in real life, you know. 78
  • 74. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENjts just that youre so, well so ... amazing ... youre body, itsS0 perfect... but, I should stop. Im sorry. Im probablyembarrassing you." Oh yeah, right, sure you are. Thats what she was feeling,embarrassed. Give me a break. As I explained to you earlier, all women are complimentjunkies. They need to hear positive things about themselvesthe way houseplants need water—and they need it more often.And if after all the work they put in, dieting and exercising,denying themselves their beloved chocolate and other wonder-ful things, if you think for a moment that they dont want tohear about it—endlessly, you are as sadly mistaken as you canget. Women want to be told that their breasts are the mostdazzling pair the planet has to offer. They want to believe thattheir legs are unbelievably, that their ass is worth going to warover, and all the rest. And the truth is, they dont mind in theleast when a construction site grinds to a stand-still, girdershanging in mid-air, cement-mixers spinning uselessly, and soon, just so all the workers therein can start screaming abouthow fucking terrific she is. The only difference is, they have topretend to be shocked, so construction workers never get laidby the women passing by, no matter how much they love thecompliments theyre getting. But you, now youre a different story. As long as you Oliver whatever it is you want to say with sincere conviction, 1 a manner that she knows is definitely you and not some 79
  • 75. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENcheesy come-on, well, get ready to jump their bones becauseyoull be hurling yourself through the air sooner than youthink. But remember, youve got to keep a rein on those compli-ments. Your ultimate goal here is to dominate these women.Just like the non-sexy compliments, theyre all being given outfor effect, only. Once youve gotten her used to them, they have to be lim-ited, discontinued, just like the others. Once you start lettingthem slide, she has to start thinking that suddenly she doesntseem sexy to you anymore. Thats when shell start pulling outthe stops in bed, desperate to hear that you still think shessexy. And thats when you will totally dominate a woman. For,when they start throwing their bodies at you, thats when youown their souls.
  • 76. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN A CAUTIONARY NOTE: NAKED BEGGARS ARE GREEDY Earlier I told you that if you needed to get yourself someexperience with women you shouldnt be afraid to go to aprostitute or two. Still true, no one can get your confidencegoing like some gash angling for a tip. Still think Im wrong,watch your waitress next time you go out to eat. See how dif-ferent she acts when she doing her act to get you to leave thatbig gratuity, and after she sees how much making nice-nice toyou was worth. Leave her a wad and shell be memorizingyour face so she can fight the other tramps off when you comeback. Stiff her and shell be looking to bounce a sugar bowloff the back of your head. The point Im trying to make here is that, yes, of course,Chores will make you feel great about yourself and confidenttoward making that bold next step. This is why fathers used > take their sons to prostitutes. It was a rite of passage, one 81
  • 77. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENthat de-mystified sex, letting them see that it was no big deal,so they could get their little boys back on track. It also hadsomething to do with teaching their sons something about thekinds of women they didnt want to marry, but lets stayfocused. The thing that you dont want to do, under any circum-stances whatsoever is to confuse the issue in reverse. In otherwords, you dont want to start thinking of strippers or prosti-tutes or whoever you go to as "women." These are not girlsyou date, these are hard-core bitches who will take you for aride faster than you can think about it. They are whores—okay? They lie for a living. "Oh, baby, youre the best. Youre so big. Oh, its neverbeen like this with any man before. Oh God, youre so awe-some." Yeah, sure. This is just more waitress talk. This is angling for a big-ger tip, and nothing more. Fall for this set-up and they willtake you for everything you have. Strippers are especiallyadept at tricking men out of their money, their cars, theirapartments, everything, whatever they can possibly get theirhands on. Trust me, John the Baptist wasnt the first man tolose his head over a table dancer, and he wasnt the last. Rule #1 with anyone in these professions: you pay themwhat youre supposed to pay them, and not one cent more. Doanything different, and youll not only lose everything fromyour bank account to your first run collection of the AmazingSpider-Man, but you will also find yourself out of the running 82
  • 78. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENfor ever getting laid by one of them for free. And trust me, strippers and whores like to get laid, too.But, you say, whores get laid twenty-four hours a day, dontthey? Yeah, sure, but youre not thinking. When theyre on thejob, theyre not sucking dick out of love, theyre sucking itbecause every ounce of cum they guzzle is paying the rent,buying piano lessons for their kid, putting gas in the tank, etcetera. There is no love involved. There is no joy. In fact, havingmindless, endless sex with men who mean nothing to them,and to whom they mean nothing is terribly hurtful to mostwomen. Giving away (well, okay, selling) that which is sup-posed to be their most precious thing, hardens these women ina way you cant possibly imagine. If you have any fantasiesabout ever having sex with a bar dancer or hooker whereyoure not paying out a kings ransom, start taking somenotes. You want to enter a strip club acting cool. Not swingingyour head in every direction, trying to make sure you seeevery free second of tit you can. This pegs you as a loser andthey will all be looking to rob you blind. No, you want tocome in confidently aloof. To you its just another bar. Yourenot a fag. You can appreciate the sight of a well-shaped breastw hen it comes your way. But, do it without drooling, Okay? Just remember your lessons so far. Be confident. Give outa compliment or two. But, under no circumstances—give outn o favors. Favors are what they do for you. I can not emphasize this enough. These women are as 83
  • 79. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENhard as steel and have balls the size of coconuts. Mess withthem at your own risk. The rewards can be great, but only ifyou never for a moment fall into the trap of believing yourown press. Cause these bitches will tear out your heart and eat itjust for the laughs. Well, okay, theyll do it for the taste of theblood and the protein in the meat, but itll mostly be for thelaughs. And youll be dead.
  • 80. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN A WHET STONE FOR YOUR SEDUCTIVE EDGE: THE POWER MOVE Well, I sharpened one side of your seduction sword whenI explained how to get women used to doing you favorsinstead of the typical other way around. Theres somethingthat goes hand in hand with that one, and, believe it or not, itsgiving women orders. Okay, I can here you all now, quavering in your political-ly correct boots. Turning white with fear, youll all shouting; "What the living hell are you babbling about, Brodsky?Nobody, but nobody gives a woman an order in this enlightened and age. Thats suicide. Are you just a crazy man, or what?" Well, if you believe that crap, why dont you just use this to light a fire that you can throw all your slacks andleans on, because obviously weve got to get you sized for°nie nice party dresses. By now you should know that I have an angle, and that Im always going to pass it 85
  • 81. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENalong to you. Heres this one. Its called, "The Power Move," and it is a cant miss won-der that works every time. Once again, youve got to get them used to these things inincrements. If you want them washing your car and paintingyour apartment, you start out by asking them to watch yourcigarettes or to tell you the time. If you want to be able to givea woman orders, you dont start at the top by slapping her inthe head and then commanding her to rub you down with babyoil and then to play slip & slide on your chest. You start withthe simple things. Youre with your hopeful conquest on a date. Shes wantsto sit down. Shes going to sit down. When you can see that inher mind a light is about to go off and she is going to dosomething, tell her to do it. In this case, politely suggest thatshe take a seat. "Go ahead," you allow her, "take a seat." Your wording is subtle, of course, but its still an order.Shes going to order a drink, you use the exact same drill. "Go ahead," you allow her, "have a drink." Remember, youve got to give these types of commands atleast a split second before the thought to do what youre goingto order them to do anyway comes into the womans brain. Ifyou can pull the timing off on this one, it will endow you withan unbelievably seductive edge that will start bending yourintended conquests will toward yours from the very start. The Power Move is a tricky one, Ill admit it. Youre aftera subliminal effect, and so youve got to be both cool and 86
  • 82. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENcharming as well as nonchalant while youre working thisdodge. The Power Move is also obviously one that it would bedanger°us to overuse, but if you can get the knack for thisone, youll be banging babes like a carpenter does nails, andthe whole dating scene will be your work bench.
  • 83. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN MAKE EM LAUGH OR: THE SEDUCTIVE POWER OF HUMOR Those who know me or who have read my other booksare aware that I call a good sense of humor Verbal SpanishFly. Absolutely nothing works better at opening up a conversa-tion, putting chicks at ease or uncrossing their legs. Having agood sense of humor is mental dynamite. There isnt a part ofyour life from the cradle to the grave that it cant help with,but this is one of the places where having one is almost anecessity. Why? Lets go into it a bit. No woman I have ever met has ever been able to resist agood sense of humor. If youve got them laughing, it keepsthings light, it keeps things moving, bouncing along, light andbr eezy, and best of all ... It turns women on! How? Because it gives you something to bond over. Once
  • 84. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyouve got them laughing, laughing out loud, youve openedtheir mouth. Woman like to keep up their shields. Hell, we alldo. The mouth is the gateway to the body, and once its openwide, well, anything (like youre fat, hairy dick, for one thing)could end up inside. Moreover, in the back of her mind, the two of you aresubtly becoming one person. He must be all right, we laugh atthe same things. Were enjoying ourselves together. Hes notputting any pressure on me, hes making this so easy, Imenjoying myself. Also, think of the classic lines youve heard a thousandand one times in movies on the television and in real life.Things like: I like him, hes funny. He makes me laugh. He makes mehappy. I have a good time with him. Note the progression, how making a woman laugh makeseverything seem better. This has to be a no-brainer for all youguys, so far, but heres the subtle part, the numero duo of thisone-two punch. When the two of you are laughing at your tremendouswit, this gives you the golden opportunity to touch yourchuckling companion. Now, Im not talking leg squeezes orbreast fondling, obviously. But, just as you would a guy, thisis the time for slaps on the back (gently, you boobs), quicktouches on the shoulder or arms. Friendly. Positive. In otherwords, what you are doing in effect is planting the idea in hermind that: Hey, were all friends here, having a good time, making 90
  • 85. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENphysical contact. Indeed, what could be more natural than metouching you? Lets laugh and touch each other some more. Infact, lets laugh harder. Now, of course, here comes the hard part. What aboutyou guys who dont naturally have a sense of humor? Hey,even Jim Carrey wasnt born making people laugh. Everyonehas to learn how to do it. We all have our jokes, our routines,those funny bits that only work for us. What you have to do isto discover what yours are. Once again, we go back to the idea of you being comfort-able with yourself. Your confidence rises as you stop trying tobe something other than what you are. Dont try to be funnyin some way that makes you seem pathetic. Be funny in theway that you know works for you. And, all right, youre the one guy who isnt funny in anyway, shape or form. Never have been, and you think you neverwill be. Well, get over that. As the great Flaubert once said; "A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man isstronger than a suffering man." No one is asking you to turn into Milton Berle or ChrisRock overnight. But, you can steal his jokes. Start memorizingthe best stuff you can find. And you dont have to lie about it.Dont play the fool and pretend youre making all these great up. Nobody cares. All people love to laugh. Just say that just heard a tremendous joke, or that you have a great that the situation the two of you are in reminds you of—whatever—it really doesnt matter. Just get her laughing. And—as with anything else in your life youre trying to 91
  • 86. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENlearn to do right—practice. Tell these jokes of yours over andover until you dont stutter or stumble. Make sure you get tothe point where the punchlines come out smooth. After all,you want them laughing at the jokes, not at you. But, onceyou have your routine down, youll be well on your way tohaving them go down. And, once you have them laughing, and trusting you assomeone who thinks like them, youre well on your way tohaving them slip under your complete control. Nothing givesyou power in a relationship like the ability to make the otherparty laugh. No matter what they might want to rebel against,its always hard to give a clown trouble. And, no one wants torisk chasing away that which makes them laugh (i.e.; thatwhich makes them happy). And again, trust me on this. They say laughter is the bestmedicine. Well, that may be, but a good blow job cures allsorts of ills, too. Oh, yeah! n
  • 87. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN CHARM: YA GOTTA HAVE IT All right. Weve tackled some big things here so far,adding ammunition to your seductive arsenal you probablynever thought you could master (at least not this easily, right,guys?). Now were going to tackle one that, sadly, there are noshort-cuts toward obtaining. Charm. Now, I can hear you groaning and gnashing your teethalready. What? The great Brodsky cant just snap his fingersand grant me charm? What kind of rip off is this? Calm down,Bunkie. Im here to teach you all I can about the subtle arts of and domination. Some things are easy. Some things are simple. Some there are, indeed, tricks for. But for some, sadly, there s * arent. I cant snap my fingers and make your dick anylon ger, either. Deal with it, Oswald. 93
  • 88. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN It is certainly true that those people who know how toexploit their natural charm do have it made. Indeed, "charm-ing people," as Logan Pearsall Smith told us, "live up to thevery edge of their charm, and behave as outrageously as theworld will let them." But, note the wording of that first sen-tence. The most important segment of it is ... those peoplewho know how to exploit their natural charm do have it made.Their "natural charm." Does this mean that they have it andthat you dont? A lot of you have probably been telling your-self just this—thats its all those other guys who have all thecharm, leaving none for you. Awwwww, lets have a pity party, one, two, three ... poorbaby. Him feeling so sorry for himself. Everybody has charm, you goofballs. Charm is natural toall of us. Some guys have just cultivated theirs longer andknow how to exploit it better. Thats all there is to it. So, howcan you start being more charming right away? Hell, Ive beentelling you all throughout this book, but Ill be happy to say itagain. Be yourself. Be a man and be damn proud of it. Do not,under any circumstances, apologize for having a dick. Dontgo around unzipped with your wanger hanging out for all theworld to see. Thats not charming. But, dont be ashamed ofhaving one, either. Be proud of who you are and what you do.No matter what or who you are, even if youre "only" a dish-washer or a garbage man or a black jack dealer, a used carsalesman, a caddy or a street cleaner, be proud of who you areand what you do. 94
  • 89. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN Now, if youre not proud of who you are and what youHo, perhaps youre doing something wrong. Dress better atwork. Dont slack off. Its hard to be proud of yourself ifyoure not presenting yourself to the world in any fashion thatyou have a right to be proud of, you know. Women can sense whats going on inside a man. If yourenot actually proud of yourself, youll never be able to con-vince her that she should be proud of you, be proud to be seenwith you, to let her friends know she thinks your dick is tastyand that shell scratch out the eyes of any of them that saysdifferent. A man who is honestly proud of himself and the way hedeals with the world cant help but attract female attention. Somany guys are beaten down by this Hellish modern worldweve created for ourselves that its pathetic. This is why aguy with simple, honest pride in himself is a lightning rod forwomen in todays society. Women want a man they can beproud of (hey, think of it the other way around—do you wantto walk into a club, one where all your friends are waiting,with a woman on your arm that frankly youre ashamed to beseen with? Of course not. Well, the same goes for her, yamoron). Women want someone they think they can rely on. Menthat can be relied on are given what they want. And in caseyou didnt know it, getting what you want is charm. AlbertCamus said it best when he wrote, "you know what charm is:1 Way of getting the answer yes without having asked anydear question." 95
  • 90. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN Charm isnt exaggerated manners, or acting like some1940s Latin lover. Being charming simply means acting in amanner that gets you what you want. Stop thinking of charmas something phoney that only oily fakes use. We all use it.Half of the advice in this book is all about how to be charm-ing. Remember youre eighty-six year old aunt Edwenia?Well, do you want that big ass corner piece with the hardsugar creme filled flowers or dont you? Of course you do.Well then, once again, were back to the exact same point. You have to be yourself. You have to be confident. A con-fident man believes in himself. A man who believes in himselfhas nothing to hide. So you wash dishes for a living. So what?If youre ashamed of it, so will be everyone around you. Ifyoure not, you force others to your point of view.But if youre proud of who you are and what you do, youll beconfident about yourself. A confident man can make compliments and not seemphoney. He must mean what he says. Listen to the way hetalks. You just know he means it. A confident man can giveorders and get away with it. A confident man can get womento do things for him. And why? Because, and this is one of the last times Imgoing to try and drill this into your heads, because so few peo-ple have real confidence in this world that when it shows up itturns heads. Especially female ones (well, to be fair theirs turneasier because theyre so much lighter than ours, but you getmy drift). 96
  • 91. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN All women are dying to be charmed by their perfect man.Thats why they talk about waiting for Prince Charming. Well,think about the story that guy showed up in for a moment.Vhat was so "charming" about him? All he does is ride up,kiss a woman he thinks is dead, and then ride off with herwhen she wakes up. Whats the big deal? What did he do,really? Ill tell you. He didnt ride past. He didnt shrug his shoulders. Hetook an interest. He was so struck by this womans beauty,that he had to have her, even if she was dead. Think about thisscene for a second. He wanted her so bad he opened her coffinand kissed her. Any guy who is willing to go to those lengthsfor what he wants is certainly confident in himself. And olSleeping Beauty, I guess she knew a good thing when she tast-ed it, cause didnt she latch onto that boy in a fucking hurry. 97
  • 92. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN § ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU Lets hear that famous quote again: "Alls fair in love andwar." True words. Id never think to argue with them.Anything is fair, no matter which side has the ammo or whothey decide to clobber with it. These are just the facts ofwar—any war, including the war between the sexes—sad asthey may be. I use the word "sad" because, as much as Id like to tellyou otherwise, there is one arena where women will win eachand every time that you let them get their gloves on and getanywhere near stepping into the ring. And that arena, my goodfriends, is the argument. Or as women call it: the discussion. All she wants to do is have a talk, right? A friendly chat.Run for it. Cut it short. Take her out to dinner instead, take herdancing, seize the massive, untapped power of your brain andUs e it to rupture your own appendix. Trust me, racing to the 99
  • 93. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENhospital in the back of an ambulance, your guts on fire andyour world in pain, is a one hundred and twenty times betterexperience than having to endure the exquisite tortures of awomans thought patterns, or what they jokingly refer to aslogic. Let me give you an example. You promise your intended sacrificial virgin a trip to thebeach. Youve got the blankets and big umbrella in the car, thecooler is packed with beer, the lunch bag is stuffed with sand-wiches, deviled eggs and chips. Everything is perfect. Youvegot your bathing suit on under your jeans and youre reachingfor the car keys when suddenly the televisionannounces that there is a hurricane approaching from thesouth that is expected to hit about ten minutes after you wouldarrive. What do you do? Of course, wisely (being a man), you decide that itsprobably not the best day to go to the beach and you cancelthe trip. You explain to your honeybunch that with a hurricanecoming you thought you should have an indoor picnic instead,because you love her too much to have her drown, and shetells you how wise and wonderful you are and all is wonder-ful. Until, of course, she gets any kind of bone stuck up herass about you. About you or anything. Then, all youre going to hear about is what a dipwad youare. And, what will her proof be? Every stupid thing she canthink of, no matter how irrelevant it might be to the subject athand, especially that day you promised to take her to thebeach—and then you didn t! too
  • 94. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN No, suddenly it doesnt matter that you didnt take her tothe beach because you were saving her fucking life. So what?So you made it up to her in a totally romantic way that thrilledher at the moment. Big deal. Doesnt count now. Why not?Because you broke your promise you lying sack of shit, andnow I hate you. Everything bad in the whole goddamned uni-verse is your fault. Let the slightest damn thing upset a woman—anything—her job, her friends, her damn stupid piece of shit cat; if sheruins a meal, breaks a nail, loses a piece of jewelry, misplacesher datebook—whatever—well, here is exactly what is goingto happen. She will immediately have to find someone else to blamefor her misfortune (and guess who is almost always going tobe their first choice? Thats right—its you). No matter whatthe truth of the matter really is, women are totally incapable ofaccepting responsibility for their decisions. No matter howobviously she is wrong, and no matter how little (if anythingat all) you have to do with the matter, this thing that has herso flummexed will still be your fault. Why? Because, didntyou know, as a man, youre her fucking emotional garbagecan. Thats what shes been trained to believe since birth, andif you dont tell her any different, well, why shouldnt shebelieve it? All their lives, theyve watched their mothers do this to^eir fathers. Their older sisters and friends all do it. Everynuserable sit-com and movie bitch does it to the men in theirlives. Hollywood is one of our greatest enemies in the never- 101
  • 95. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENending war of the sexes. Since they know that women controlnearly 80% of what gets watched on TV and what movie tick-ets get purchased, the Left Coast is always ready to preachfrom their stinking feminist bibles that all men are scum andthat everything is always their fault. Women, being naturallyillogical to begin with, buy into this line of crap hook, line andsinker. So, what can you do? What General Custer should havedone. When faced with a savage mentality, dont assume thatlogic will win out in the end. Do not go there. Do not even try.As always, first tell them the truth. Give her one of these easyto remember phrases: "I cant talk to you when you get this way." "Theres no reasoning with you." "Man, smart as you are, the second you get a bug up yourass you start jabbering like an idiot." "Do you know how stupid you sound at this moment? Andto think I first got interested in you because I thought you hada brain." And then, you follow it up by grabbing your coat and yoursmokes and heading for the door, tossing over your shouldersomething like: "Hey, Ill be back when you decide to turn your brainback on." "Call me when the bitch pill wears off." "Im out of here." "Later." You may think there isnt anything clever in the above, 102
  • 96. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENthat somehow its unmanly to walk out on a fight, or thatyoure just postponing the inevitable, but this isnt the case.Women are like children in these matters. After they calmdown, yes youre going to have to answer for walking out, butwhat you do by walking out is actually give her something tobe mad about. Yeah, I can hear you. How can this be smart? Allow meto education you. Before, your cutie is screaming bloody murder because sheneeds someone to take the blame for whatever it is that hasher upset. You refuse to take that blame (and theres a tremen-dously important reason you refuse, which well get to in amoment) and you leave her to stew in her own juices. Believeit or not, deep down in her subconscious, she knows sheswrong. But, being female, and being incapable of admitting that,she attacked you, instead. This is her making an attempt todominate you! If you had stayed and tried to argue, she wouldjust have gotten madder and madder because you would havegiven her a target against which to throw her foolishness. By leaving, you take away her intended target. Now, sheeither has to find someone that isnt you to attack, or she hasto face the mirror and see where the real problem is. Eitherway, the nonsense argument, the one that can never beresolved, gets taken out of your court. Later, when you two are together again, on the phone, inPerson, whatever, all you have to make up for is the walking°ut. Since this is actually something you really did, its far 103
  • 97. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENeasier for her to forgive you. Understand, she cant forgiveyou for whatever originally got her upset because internallyshe knows you didnt do anything. So, her conscious mind justkeeps attacking you to mask her own fear of being an asshole.By walking out and giving her time to cool off, you maintainyour male aloofness, your dominance of the situation. Thisway you stay above her petty nonsense, and you keep all ofthe holds over her that youve established so far. The most important reason for this is that if you start toargue with a woman about her fantasy complaints, trying torationalize with her, you fall into the trap shes created forboth of you. Women are constantly searching for the man thatis going to take them in hand and shut them up. When youstart to argue with a woman over something that makes nosense in the first place, to the woman, you start to sound justlike another woman. Get it? You absolutely can not argue with a womanbecause to do so is to lose all of your masculine power overher. Women dont like other women. Outside of lesbians (andmost of them are really just waiting for the right dick to comealong anyway), women dont want another woman in theirbed. You start acting like one, and theyre not going to wantyou there, either. But, act like a man, be a man, and theyll recognize itsoon enough and suddenly youll start enjoying a mansrewards. 104
  • 98. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN FIRST CONTACT: REACHING OUT TO THAT ALIEN SPECIES Okay now, earlier we talked about going to a prostitute ifyou have to just to get used to the idea of touching women.All right, lets follow up on that. Lets say its all been done.Youve had some lap dances, watch some pole dancers, playedchess on some whores stomach, eaten blueberry pancakes offher tan, firm ass, et cetera, and never once allowed a one ofthem to get anything out of you that they didnt deserve. Now,as good old Aunt Edwenia might say, youre ready for a"nice" girl. In case you didnt know it, Chumley, once you and yourrent-a-slut have done the Big Dirty, that doesnt mean youtaow anything about making contact with women who arentholding out their hand for your Master Card at the end of a . In other words, you may be comfortable with the idea of women now, but you cant be taking the same 105
  • 99. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENapproach. Not as long as they still allow women access tolawyers you cant, anyway. No, once again, youve got to learn a new set of tricks.Luckily, youve got Uncle Gary here to help out. Hey, whatare friends for? Believe it or not, a kiss on the hand can work wonders.What you have to do is make that bit of 17th century nonsenseseem as corny as possible. Act it up. You are the great lover,the French baron, and she is the most beautiful woman youhave ever seen. Her radiance blinds you. You have neverknown such a magnificent creature, and if you could butapproach her and not be rejected, you could die happily. Youkiss her hand with a flourish, and then laugh along with herabout what a clown you are. You are, of course, not taking any of this seriously. Yourekidding around, joking it up, just teasing, goofing on her, etcetera. But, if through all the laughter she asks how you reallyfeel, suddenly youre all shy and coy. In other words, whatyou are telling her is that, yeah, sure, you were being silly justto amuse her. But as for what you said, well, that was all real. A compliment delivered and physical contact. You setyourself up as a gentleman as well as gallant. Youve shownthat you really have feelings for her, and that you can makeher laugh. Youve also let her know that even when you toucha woman, you do it, not only without slobbering, but withclass. So, what do we have on the tally sheet? We have thatyouve touched this one, kissed her even, and still remain IN
  • 100. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN^different. No matter what the surface woman sees, the sub-conscious woman starts to melt at all the incredible signalsyouve just send. And, this isnt the only trick like this. Not be far. Let methrow out a few more (without all the explanation—Im sureyou can start figuring out what makes these routines workafter all the lectures youve been given so far—right, guys?). Try kissing the end of your finger and then touching thatfinger to their nose. Not a big, sloppy, sucking kiss. Just apeck. They love it. Its affectionate. Its playful. Its restrained.It makes them warm all over, especially where only you cantake care of the heat. When the two of you are getting ready to stand up andfinally leave the dinner table, or maybe switch seats at a the-ater—whatever—take her hand as a way of giving her direc-tions. Youre taking charge, giving her a non-verbal order, andmaking physical contact all at the same time. Dont hang ontoher hand as if youre going to start strolling down the beach orsomething, just enough to get her pointed in the right direc-tion. After all, thats what a dominate male is for—right? You have to leave her alone for a minute, to go pay thecheck, to go to the bathroom—again, whatever—when you eturn, take her shoulders in your hands and give her the gen-tlest of massage style moves. You dont make contact for long,and you cover yourself by asking something like, "are we hav-ln g fun yet," or "miss me," whatever feels appropriate for thefoment. Again, youve made contact, given her a chance to voice 107
  • 101. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENan opinion that you can easily control, and made a subcon-scious promise that you are attentive to her needs (willing togive her a back rub if she needs it, without actually sayingaloud you would ever be so accommodating. In other words,its all in her mind). Again, its all subconscious, but it works. Remember, keep the contacts brief. Youre not gropingher, youre just being friendly. Simple human contact. Shellget used to it soon enough, and like the cats women love,shell want and start to actively encourage more stroking assoon as she sees youre too much of a gentleman (okay, stoplaughing, you guys) to paw her up. Sigh—the things we have to do. 108
  • 102. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN HOLDING HANDS: JUST A NOTE Hey, all right; lets say youre finally taking that walkalong the beach, or just a walk anywhere. This is when menand women hold hands, when theyre walking along togetherside by side. It may seem like a simple thing, but it isnt.Heres why. The human hand is filled with more nerve endings andsensors than any other part of the body. Yes—your sense oftouch extends throughout every part of your body, but itsstrongest in your hands. Thus, when you take a womans handand hold it for more than a few seconds, both of you are goingto get a flood of sensations from the other. Now, I dont want to sound like Im going all "TwilightZone" here on you or anything, but this is the kind of thingfortune tellers use to keep themselves in business. When youniake contact with this babe, deep down in the back of your 109
  • 103. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENmind, your subconscious is going to be picking up a shit loadof information about how she feels, how horny she is, if shewants you to come on stronger, whats shes thinking—every-thing. And, of course, shes going to be getting the same kindsof readings off of you. Now, this isnt like some sci fi movie. Youre little inter-nal computer isnt going to be reading you off exact statisticsin the voice of the Enterprise computer or anything. But, youare going to be getting signals, and like I said, so is she. Whatall of this boils down to is that youve got to treat holdinghands as if it were important because, guess what? It is. If you do it walking, sitting next to each other on a couchwatching TV, over the dinner table, whatever, this is a bigthing to chicks, and youve got to be prepared for their reac-tion. If they cozy up to the idea, solid Jackson. Youve got itmade. But, if they shudder and break contact, go with it. Do not argue the point or get offended. Women put a tremendous amount of faith in their impres-sions and their intuition and the such (they have to, dontthey? I mean, what with that not being able to think logicallything theyve got going for them). If they pull away or giveyou any sign whatsoever that theyre not comfortable, justbreak contact as if that few seconds of contact you did get wasall you had in mind. If they question why you broke contact, feed them somecrap like: "Oh, well, I like you and all, but I didnt want tocome on too strong," "I didnt want to make you uncomfort- 118
  • 104. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENable," anything. Never argue if they reject this contact. Dont get yourpride in a ruffle or upset in any way. If you do, again youreacting like a woman and allowing your feelings to trump yourlogic. Women dont want to suck another womans dick, somake like you have one and accept her feelings on this one.Holding hands is a big deal to women, trust me on this one, soplay it their way. After all, make them comfortable around you, and youllbe getting your paws on something more than their hands inno time, you dirty dog, and isnt that what you really want? Okay, then. ill
  • 105. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN FIRST THE HANDS THEN THE FEET All right, that wasnt so hard. Heres another one thatreally should be a no-brainer. Women love foot massages. There are some real reasonsfor this. First off, a lot of women still wear the kinds of shoesthat play hell with their feet. High heels were not designed foranything like comfort. I accepted this fact from the first time Iheard it (I mean, just look at the damn things). But, if youneed convincing, try a pair on. Then walk around for a minute.Then think about the woman youre hoping to jump walkingaround in them for hours, and get yourself a clue. Secondly, a lot of womens jobs keep them on their feetall day. Hey, yeah, so do a lot of our jobs keep us up on ours,but no one cares about our feelings, and we get to wear sensi-ble shoes while we do it. Anyway, if youve there on the couch together and the 113
  • 106. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENpositioning is right so that you can pull this one off withoutgoing through some kind of Three Stooges/falling over andknocking yourself in the head/physical comedy routine, hereswhat you do. You reach down and flip off her shoe and let herknow youre going to give her the greatest foot massage of alltime. Most women wont question a deal like this for amoment. But, if you do get one who wants to know whatyoure up to, just let her know that its only fair. After all, ifshes willing to wear high heels for you, its the least you cando for her. After all, you tell her with all the sincerity you canmanufacture, you know she works hard and deserves a littlepampering, whatever. Now, under no circumstances whatsoever should you starttickling her foot. Yeah, I know its great fun, but women reallyhate that shit. Later on, after youve got a relationship goingyou can chance stuff like that, and once youve got completecontrol over her, who cares what she thinks about anything,but tickling their feet is not something you should be trying inthe beginning. Now youre looking toward being thought of ascaring and understanding and gentle and all kinds of otherDoctor Quinn, Medicine Woman happy horseshit. Anyway, you want to take her foot with a strong, firmgrip. Not a killer grip like she has no choice in the matter. No,a firm grip that says youre in charge, you know what youredoing, shes in strong, safe hands, et cetera. Then, you turn onthe muscle power, finding out what she likes, does she needmore on the toes or the heel, hows her instep feel, and so on. 114
  • 107. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN You work this foot as long as she needs it and you giveher all she wants. Why? Ill tell you. First and foremost, youre making physical contact. Longand hard. Touching and pushing and pulling and rubbing andstroking. Youre getting her used to your flesh touching hers.This is always good. Youre also getting her used to the idea of you initiatingcontact between the two of you. This cant hurt, either.Remember, this foot rub was your idea, not hers. Now, what if shes not wearing a pair of shoes that comeoff easily? Or what if shes wearing stockings (panty hose)?What do you do? Simple. You just ask her if shed like the greatest footmassage of all time. If she says "no," oh well. But, if like 99%of all women she says "yes," then shes got to do the undress-ing. Which means, cousin, that youve got her happy with theidea of stripping for you. Hey, I know it doesnt seem like anything to us. Gettingher shoes off of her. Oh, wow. Big, hairy deal. So what? Trustme, youre thinking like a guy here, again. And, where astheres nothing wrong with thinking like a guy, youve alsogot to know the enemy. I mean, why does a forensic scientist,or an FBI profiler, spend days putting themselves into themindset of a murderer or rapist? Theyre trying to figure outhow they think. Granted, youre never going to understandfemale logic because as we all know thats a contradiction interms, but still, if you want to get over on a woman, youregoing to have to at least try to understand them. 115
  • 108. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN To women, every bit of clothing surrendered is a big deal.Try getting them to play strip poker some time and youll seewhat I mean. Women know what their shields are, and howbadly we want to get through them. Also, like all clothing, shoes are protection. Most of ourclothing is ornamentally protective, but shoes are a necessityno matter where you are. Tromping through puddles, steppingin dog crap, over broken glass, chewing gum stuck to the side-walk, snow, ice, thorns, whatever, shoes are the last vestige ofarmor we still have. Our shield against all the gunk and debrislife throws at us from beneath where often were not looking. What youre doing here is making them want to throwaway their shields because when in your hands, they dontneed any shields. And, once youve gotten through all theirshields, thats when the fun really begins. Right? You bet your ass. 116
  • 109. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN AND NOW: THE FIRST KISS Bit by bit we drag our way forward to the good stuff. Iknow its taken a long time, but think about it... think of allthe wasted movies and dinners and jewelry, and God-only-knows whatever else youve thrown away on chicks withoutgetting as far as what youve already learned will soon be get-ting you. Now, lets move on to the opening round of the biggame. The first kiss. I really hope I dont have to say this, but just in casetheres someone out there who hasnt learned anything fromall this yet, let me just say that the first time you kiss a womanis not the time to be shoving your tongue down her throat.That would be a bad thing. Why, exactly, you ask? Ill tellyou. To be doing a maui maui lip mash on the first kiss is to 117L
  • 110. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENshow desperation, or at least a lack of self control, neitherbeing things that any woman wants in a man. If youre makingwith the tongue darts the first crack you get at her lips, it tellsthis babe that youre a guy who has to get everything he canthe first time at bat because he usually gets thrown out of thegame pretty quick. Again, if you want to become a true make-out artist,youre just going to have to start thinking with a little morefinesse than some goofy character out of a Saturday NightLive movie. Subtle is our golden password here, okay? Imean, come on, guys—youre not just sitting around kiddingyourselves out there, are you? You know that women knowwhat we want, dont you? Every women on the planet knows what all men want.Theyve been warned. Theyve known the answer to that onesince grade school. They watch TV, see movies, read books,talk to other people, and if nothing else, theyve taken note ofthe well-known fact that 86.5% of all the sites to be found onthe Internet are nothing but porn. Remember, women are onlyirrational—not stupid. They know exactly what you want, and they know thatyou will do anything to get it. In fact, half of them are justwaiting for you to prove what a revolting piece of dog crapyou are so they can shout "AHHH, HAAAA!" while pointingtheir finger at you in melodramatic triumph and throwing youout of their life. And they will, too. Remember, women are frightened ofmen, by and large. Just as having children scares most men 118
  • 111. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENbecause its a signal that its time to grow up, letting men intotheir lives frightens women because thats their signal that itstime to grow up. To us, we can fuck without worry becausewe dont have the kids. We dont have to start acting like anadult until the baby comes along. Women, they have to startthinking about such things as soon as the bedroom lights godown, because thats the first step onto the road to morningsickness and diapers. This is why I keep stressing that you have to be subtle. Aman with no confidence grabs everything in sight and goes foreverything as fast as he can. Why? Because he has no confi-dence. Thinking he is a loser who is never going to get any hemakes certain he never gets any by rushing in like a jerk. But,the confident man is willing to wait. He can hold his cumback through will power. He doesnt have to snap a mousetrapon his dick to keep it from crawling out of his pants under itsown power and spurting all over the place in advance. This is the man women are looking for. The suave guywho takes his time, who waits until they are ready (really,who sits back and waits until he can make them beg for it).When the moment for that first kiss comes, give her a treat.Take her hand, bring it to your lips, and kiss it instead of herlips. Take her fingers and kiss the tips of them one by one.Then put her hand back where you found it and give her thatlook that tells her theres more where that came from... //"sheplays her cards right. Another variation is to kiss a woman on her eyes insteadof the lips. One at a time, softly. Gently. This is another 119
  • 112. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENinstant turn on. Why? Simple. Once youre in the zone where you know youre supposedto kiss her, of course the kiss isnt going to surprise her. Shesexpecting it. But, when you move your head upward, suddenlyher game plan is thrown out the window. What is he doing? She wants to know, and she wants to know fast. Her mindis instantly racing. She gave you the signal that she was readyto be kissed. What the hell are you up to? Confusion is fol-lowed by panic. Your lips are coming in toward her eyes. No one likesanything coming toward their eyes. But, she cant stop you,she gave you the signal. Shes caught in her own game.Considering shes been doing all this thinking in just a splitsecond, she has two choices: push you away like some kind ofidiot, or close her eyes. Shes going to close her eyes. Suddenly, she has surren-dered to you. Shes in the darkness, off guard, not knowingwhats about to happen. And then, your lips softly caress hereyes, one at a time. At this point, this babe is on fire. Good thing you brought your fire hose with you. 20
  • 113. NOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN COULD THIS ONE BE DIFFERENT? DONT YOU BELIEVE IT I want to tell you a side story here. When I was a kid Iknew a guy that, for lack of a better name, well call EdKrauss. The night of high school graduation, he drove a bunchof other recently graduated idiots up to the high school.Driving out onto the football field, he decided he was going topay the school back for all the terrible things it had done tohim (what can I say, the guy was a jerk) by tearing up the fielddoing doughnuts in his car. His mind made up (everyone was happy to agree withhim just to get the free show), he told everyone to pile out ofthe car. They did, and then went over and stood off to the sidewhile he drove out to the center of the field. Just before hestarted, though, the story goes that one of his crew had a semi-change of heart and said, "Hey, dont you think we should stop him?" 121
  • 114. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN And, because nobody liked this jerk, really, everyone—instinctively, without any planning—all shouted out the samething, the same way—staying real quiet on the first word, thenscreaming the rest: "DontDO IT, ED!!" Needless to say, the moron tore up the field, spun outover the side of a hill, wrecked his car, got sued for the dam-ages, and even went to prison for a short while for vandalism.So, whats my point here? As always, I, your guru, shallexplain. Sooner or later in your quest for pussy to plunder, youregoing to run across that one babe who cuts through all yourdefenses. I dont know who shell be, what shell look like, etcetera. Theres no way I can warn you as to who she is. All Ican do is give you the warning signs to watch out for. Shes the one youre going to find yourself saying thingslike the following about: "Shes different." "Shes not like all the rest." "I can trust her." Pretty soon youre going to find yourself thinking thatyou should treat her differently, that all the things youvelearned here dont apply to her. What can I say to you whenyou start thinking like this but: DONT YOU BELIEVE IT! This is the most dangerous one yet. Trust me on this one,when this gal comes along, youre going to want to startthrowing all your hard-earned training out the window. When 122
  • 115. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyou find yourself thinking that you should go ahead and doher that favor she asked for that you dont want to do, or thatyou should call her back right away in a situation where youknow you shouldnt be calling at all, or that you owe her anapology for some nonsense thing that she actually started, orthat you owe her one for no reason at all, et cetera, you areabout to lose and lose big time. You have got to get this through your head right now orthis whole journey of ours has been for naught. She is not different. The situation is not different None of them are different. In any way. They are all thesame, and none of them are to be trusted. If you ever find yourself starting to think this way, think-ing that youve finally found the one who will never be abitch, that voice you hear in the background is the voice ofyour asshole friends, looking to fuck you up. Let me tell youright here and now. Dont do those doughnuts. Grab thewheel, hit the gas and run your friends over instead. Or, in other words ... "DONT DO IT, ED." 123
  • 116. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN SO, WHOSE GAME ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY? HERS... OR YOURS? Just a simple note. In case you havent noticed it, womenhave mood swings. Most men are frightened by these wild,manic-depressive moments in the chicks around them andinstantly start playing whatever game the woman is demand-ing just to live through the nightmare. Dont be suckered by this crap. This is letting the inmatesrun the asylum, and by now most of you should have realizedthat giving the Joker the keys to Arkham is never a very goodidea. Theres a simple reason women have these mood swings(outside of the ones that are actually fucking psychopaths, thatis). Women are filled with extra hormones we dont have toworry about. They are the incubators of birth. Now yes, all 125
  • 117. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENhuman bodies are miniature chemical factories, but their bod-ies are dealing in mega-doses of crap that would probablysend us around the bend and back (after all, look what it doesto them). When this stuff starts churning through their bodies(and it does on a regular basis—look up some facts on themenstrual cycle some time if you want some scary reading),there is little controlling what can happen inside most women. Still, just because there is a reason for their crazed behav-ior, there is no excuse for it. And, there certainly is no rationalto the female notion that its okay for them to act like playfulpussycats one minute and then dick-devouring piranhas thenext, without ever having to consider excusing themselves,apologizing, or even acknowledging that there was somethingwrong with them and not you. And, gentlemen, there is even less defense for those ofour craven species that go along with womens bullshit on thismatter. Again I say, you excuse a womans offenses, youbecome a woman for doing it. Or you become a patronizingbastard. Either way, you will be resented and rejected all inone quick motion. What you have to do is the same thing you were advisedto do earlier when women get irrational for other reasons. Getyour hat and your smokes and head for the door. Do not dothis on the run. Do not play the coward. Even if a woman isthrowing crap at you. Just calmly head for the door. Stop onlylong enough to toss your coat over your shoulder, or to light acigarette there in the doorway, and then tell her in an eventone; 126
  • 118. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN "Call me when you get your hormone value shut." "You ever figure out how grown ups act, you drop me aline." "Sorry, I made a mistake. I thought you were sane. Youever get any therapy, you look me up." If they throw themselves at your feet and beg forgiveness,you can probably drop the act and go back in and get yourashes hauled. But only if they really sound as if they mean it.Dont fall into any of their traps, and dont start playing theirgame. Ever. If later they say you deserted them in their hour of need,you tell them that what you were doing was giving them theirspace so they could pull themselves together. Remind themthat: "You were acting like a lunatic. I figured you really didntwant to embarrass yourself any more than you already had, soI gave you some time so you could get it together. Sorry forbeing considerate." Yes, there are a million other variations on the above thatthey could throw at you, but Im not going to try and list themall. There are just as many come backs you can make, as well,but theyre all just variations of the above. Its up to you to getthe pattern down and be ready for whatever they try. The simple answer is that these hormones force women toact like children some times. Since you cant actually treatthem like children, youve got to let them calm themselvesdown and get it together. If they can, great. If not, then they 127
  • 119. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENcant, and who the fuck wants to be with someone who cantget it together? Do you understand what that means? Whoneeds to be stuck with some bitch who can never be countedon to act even semi-rationally? There are too many fish in the sea for that kind of strife,old chum. You get one on the hook thats all bone, teeth andtrouble, toss the fuckin bitch back, toss out some more baitand just have a beer while you wait to see what comes anib-bling next. 128
  • 120. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN SO, WHERE YA GONNA GO? GETTING HER ALONE How to get a woman back to your place isnt as hard asyou might think. First off, half the time they want to go withus, theyre just waiting for you to get them there in some waythat isnt insulting. Try to remember, women are just like cats. Everything isa game to women. You want them to make a certain response,you have to figure out what piece of dust blowing on the windhas caught their attention and grab it. Plain and simple, women want sex. They like it, theyneed it, and they will have it with you. Any of you. Honest.Sure, there are guys in this world that are never going to shaga supermodel. Big, fucking deal. Ive slept with models andhad Academy-Award nominated (no actual winners yet)actress suck my dick. You know what—they can be just as biga pain in the ass, if not ten times worse, than any other chick. 129
  • 121. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN In fact, most cheerleader types; i.e., those cunts who havebeen told by society that theyre a part of the "beauty police"are generally more trouble than theyre worth. For the begin-ning tail hound, they can take an insane amount of work andyoud be surprised to discover after all that effort how many ofthem arent even good lays. Still, lets get back to the subjectat hand. To get a woman alone is no big deal. If shell accept adate from you, no double date, or friends along happy horse-shit, just the two of you somewhere together, thats alone. Inthis world today, two people out together are, as they say,alone in the crowd. Now you just have to get her alone in thedark. And thats not actually all that hard, either. Think,Gilligan. She went out with you—right? And you know thatshe knows what you want. Remembering that she wants it,too, but that shes going to make a game out of things, youvejust got to get into the game. In other words, dont just say something obvious like,"want to go back to my place," or "wanna sit on my face?"This is not trying to give them what they want. And they dontwant much. All women want is at least the pretense that yourespect them, that you arent with them just to fuck them, thatto you they are something special, and not just a cum bucketwith legs. So, how to be subtle? Well, try this one. Ask them howtheyd like it if you cooked dinner for them. This almostalways works like a charm. Women love any kind of role 130
  • 122. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENreversal. And come on, guys, in this day and age, with all themeal helpers, instant, pre-packaged, frozen, et cetera, kitchenaides they have these days, there isnt a man alive that cantput together something that wont kill the two of you. Forpitys sake, you can feed yourself, cant you? Well then ...? If, however, you really cant prepare anything but ulcersandwiches, then youll have to go in some other direction.But, dont worry. There are plenty of them. For instance, pre-tend an interest in some hobby of hers so you can go back toher place. When she shows interest in something you own ordo, whatever, seize on the moment and take her to whereveryou can show that thing of interest off. All women are doing in these situations is protecting theirreputations. These days this is mostly in their own heads, butwhat the hell difference does it make where theyre doing it orwhy? The important thing is to understand what is happening. If you say, "lets fuck," they have to say "no," because ifthey dont, theyre a whore and you have every right to walkaway from a whore after youve used her. And they dont wantthat. Even if they only want to use you for an evenings sweatparty in exactly the same way you want to use her, they cantadmit it. But, if you get them alone under some pretense they canlater pretend to believe, then once you start to make the movesthat half the time theyve been waiting for anyway, then theyhave their fucking excuse. In other words, whatever happens isthe fault of some evil brute male; i.e., you—not them. In their cloudy little minds, they are still pure and won- 131
  • 123. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENderful and the only reason theyre soiled now is because ofyou and your terrible mind games and horrible sex tricks. You,bastard, you. Let me tell you a story that might help. When I was a kid (mid-teens), I had this really hot chickon my parents couch. The house was empty and we weredressed, but hot and sweaty and, as far as I could tell, as readyas could be. Id already fucked a few babes in my time, andfrom what I could tell, this one was ready to boil over in mylap. I started to make my final descent, when suddenly, shestarts giving me the old "no, dont, no," routine. Now, this wasonly the, I dont really remember, fourth, fifth time I wasalone with a chick. Id never gotten this bit before. So,shmuck that I was (hey, stop giggling, as I said before, we allhave to learn these lessons one at a time), I stopped makingthe big push and just settled for a second, third base kind ofevening. Sigh. Years later, when fate brought us back into each otherslives, she flat out asked me why I didnt just fuck the shit outof her. Frankly, I was stunned. Id built in my mind that shehad been different, pure, the one that was too good for mydirty dog ways. I mean, hell, she was a virgin at the time. Ithought Id been a gentleman, done the right thing, all thatcrap. I told her all of that and do you know what her answerwas to my kindness and sensitivity and gentle approach and 132
  • 124. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENconcern over her needs? She laughed in my fucking face. I mean, she was kind about it, she covered her mouth andtried not to be insulting or anything, but still, the bitch laughedin my rucking face. And you know what, she was absolutelyright to do so. I was a kid and Id played the game like a kidand I lost. All she was fucking waiting for was that excuse.Im not a slut. Hes just a fucking sex hound that forced meinto a situation. I guess I liked it and all, but I would havenever, I mean never... Yeah, sure. So remember, they want it, or they wouldnt be with you.After all, would you be with them if they didnt have whatyou wanted? There ya go. 133
  • 125. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN HEY BIG SPENDER... A WORD ABOUT GIFS There are way too many reasons for gift-giving in thiscountry. Yeah, we all know its a racket created by the cardand candy companies, et cetera, but it exists and theres nogetting around it. So, lets get down to the nit and the grit ofgift giving. First off, dont be an idiot. Dont start dating anyone acouple of weeks before Christmas, or Valentines day,Mothers Day (if theyre a single Mom, or if either of yourMothers is still alive, shell be wanting to know what youregetting your mother [and shell use that to worm her way fur-ther into your life] and shell expect you to get something forher mother, too), et cetera. I mean, if youre actually a cold enough operator to beable to hustle some chick ten days before Valentines Day,bust her dam, and then dump her ass before the gift police can 135
  • 126. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENwrite you a ticket, well, way to go! Huzzah. But then, ifyoure in that advanced a class, you probably dont need thisbook. Second, if you are dating a woman, and some major holi-day is coming up quick, if youve gotten everything that youwant from this one and you dont see anything really sensa-tional approaching on the sexual horizon, then dump her assbefore you have to shell out for anything. The holidays aregreat times to meet women. There are chicks looking for dickto suck 365 days of the year. Your hormones dont shut off forChristmas, the Fourth of July, or Bastille Day, and neither dotheirs. So, if youre stuck with some skank with Valentines Dayapproaching, chuck her down the memory hole and polishyour lonely guy speech for the first promising bit of tail yousee. Meeting women on a holiday is great. Then you dontowe them anything for a year. Of course, timing isnt always so merciful to us. Everyonce in a while youre going to be two days away from thewang waltz of your life, and youre not going to want to givethat up, but their birthday is coming. What do you do? Well,what do you think you do, Chumley? You get them a fuckinggift. But, of course, when all is said and done, what exactly doyou finally get for them? I mean, lets face it, you know aswell as I do that there are bitches out there that arent happywith anything. Buy them a necklace so heavy with diamondsthat it would take a forklift to get it in its goddamned package 136
  • 127. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENand theyll still find some reason to complain. Right? Well, the answer is maybe, and maybe not. As always, Ishall explain. Again, this all comes down to hormones and female logic(that same contradiction in terms, I know) and that strange lit-tle world that women live in. Simply put, chicks want to feelappreciated. They want to believe that you are paying atten-tion to them, that they matter. Now the idiots answer is to tell woman: "Aw man, hey, of course you matter to me, sweetheart. Ilove you. I really need you. I mean, after all, I cant fuck the 3g, can I?" Believe it or not, this is not what they want to hear, yadope. Once again, why should they give you their pussy if youdont care enough to earn it? As far as theyre concerned,there are a thousand other guys out there that want their pussy,and somewhere in that thousand there has to be someone moresensitive than you. And dont think they wont fuck a thou-sand guys if you piss them off looking for that one dreamdate. Theyre not asking much here. Just for you to pay somefucking attention. Yes, this is a pain in the ass because afterall, after your dick is empty, youve got plenty of better stuffto do than pay attention to them, but, well sometimes a mansgotta do what a mans gotta do. And in this case, a mans gottause his fucking brain and think once in a while. First off, just asking a woman what she wants is a deadend. This is one of those, "if you have to ask ..." situations. By 137
  • 128. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENthis time, shes given you all the hints youre suppose to need.Ill explain. You were walking together and she points something outin a window. She says "isnt that darling?" and you muttersomething to shut her up without paying any attention. Badmove. Women are constantly giving us hints as to what theywant... not because they actually want the thing theyre point-ing at, but because they want to see whether or not we re pay-ing any attention to them. Use your head, Griswald. Wait for these cues. Memorizethem. Half the time its just some little piece of sentimentalcrap that you can go back and buy for peanuts. Then, youvegot it made. When you give it to them, if they remember themoment on their own, youve got it made. If they dontremember the moment, then you get to remind them. And youdont do it with anger or frustration. You are always the imageof cool. "I can understand that you dont remember, I guess," youadmit magnanimously. "It wasnt anything special, really. Notwhere we were, or what we were doing, I mean. It was you.At that moment. You were just so (happy, beautiful, wonder-ful, full of life, sweet, whatever). I couldnt get it out of mymind. So I went back and got it, I guess because it remindedme so of how (happy, beautiful, wonderful, full of life, sweet,whatever) you are. I just always wanted to remember you justlike that." Sure its bullshit, but its the bullshit she wants to hear. 138
  • 129. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN So, just think, just think even a little, and youll be okay.You have to get her something, of course, or you lose ("Oh,boo hoo, you just dont care at all") big time. And, if you justgo out and buy her something expensive thinking thatll coverthings, youre going to lose just as badly as if you didnt getanything at all ("Oh boo hoo, you just dont care enough toput any thought into what you get me. You think Im a whorewho can be bought off with diamonds [of course, trying get-ting those fucking rocks back]. You dont care at all"). And remember, half your grade on any gift in her mind isgoing to come from the comments she gathers from her mother,sisters, girl friends, co-workers, et cetera, so figure out whichones out of those groups she listens to and take them into con-sideration as well. Seriously, give her a romantic story to tellher sob squad and every iota of jealousy she generates withinthat circle is going to be pure gold for you. Oh, yeah. Hey, I know its complicated, but unless youre some kindof super yoga master who can suck his own dick, youd betterget all this fucking shit figured out. 139
  • 130. HOWTO DOMINATE WOMEN SHORT NOTES ON TWO BIG DEALS: TESTS AND TEMPERS In case you didnt know it, women will test you everychance they get. Not only that, but sadly, I hate to say it butmost men fail these tests. I will explain. Women are constantly asking for things. Not gifts, atleast, not gifts you can go out and buy in some store. Thatwould be a blessing. No, what they will ask you for everytime you turn around is for some sort of personal improve-ment on your part. Many of these will be so subtle and seem-ingly tiny that you wont even notice. "Straighten your tie." "Fix your hair." "You eat too much red meat." "You should stop smoking." And a hundred thousand more. I could go on, but youknow what I mean. What they are doing is taking the approach 141
  • 131. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENof mommy once more. Its so simple, its not a big thing, itsfor your own good, and besides, I know best, clean up youract, change for me, do it for me, become a better person forme, blahblahblahfuckingblah. Dont do it. Dont give in. Resist every step of the way. Ifshe wants your tie straightened, tell her to do it. Let her combyour hair, and if you dont like the way she did it, undo it rightin front of her. And as far as your red meat and smoke intakeare concerned, she can go fuck herself. Youll do as youplease. But, and this is important, you must never tell her to gofuck herself. At least, not in an angry voice. If you can pull offa David Niven, witty British chuckle as you say it, fine, else-wise forget it. The reason for this is simple. And it ties in withthe testing. Women are searching for protectors. They want men thatare going to dominate them, not men they have to dominate.These constant tests, trying to change a man, are instinctiveways women measure whether or not they have a real man. Areal man knows who he is, is happy and comfortable with whohe is, is confident with who he is, and isnt about to changefor anyone. Women have to make these periodic tests untiltheyre sure the man they have picked is going to stay the manthey picked. However, women dont want to discover after its too latethat theyve hooked up with some bad tempered son of a bitchwhos going to pound them into little jars of cunt jelly for get-ting on their bad side. This is why you have to keep your cool 142
  • 132. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENin all arguments. Once a woman knows she can get under yourskin, if its still early and she can still get out, she will. Or,shell use the knowledge to needle you and bring you to theedge of anger as often as she can, just to torture you. And why not? Youve proved to not be a real man afterall. You tricked her for a while, but finally you revealed thatyou can be upset by a womans questions. For that sin she willmake you pay as long as you stick around. No, the same answer has to be given for their change youtests as for their temper probes, quiet disdain. If you disregardanything they have to say at these moments, your inability totake her seriously in her most serious moods will put you farahead. She will be left feeling powerless (mainly becausethese cheap tricks usually work without fail), and thus in theperfect state for you to begin dominating her completely. In fact, every time you shoot down one of their littlepower moves, your domination becomes more solid. So, keepyour cool, and youll keep her caged up just the way you wanther. 143
  • 133. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN STACKING THE DECK: FINAL TID BITS FROM THE MASTER Okay, were running out of space so Ive got to startassuming you will get the idea behind things with only a mini-mum of explanation. Ive got so many of these sure fire littlebits of advice left over I want to make sure I can squeeze in asmany of them as possible, so, lets get right down to business. Contact: another few words on making physical contact.A great move is taking a womans hand in one of thosemoments when you know things are starting to go your wayand holding it to your face. Just for a moment or two. Do thiswithout saying a word. Most of the time the woman will bewaiting for you to say something before she will comment. Ifyou dont say anything, this leaves them damn confused andpowerfully curious. Now, when they finally do ask, you just tell them youwanted to know what it would feel like, her fingers against 145
  • 134. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENyour cheek. If she questions you further, just smile. If shegives you more trouble after that, just roll your eyes towardthe ceiling as if to say you cant believe how insensitive aboob this woman is. Most wont go that far. If they do, itsprobably a psycho bitch that you just dont need. Putting your head against their chest or shoulder works inmuch the same way. Were talking non-sexual contact here.This is what children do with their mothers. Its that reachingout and needing contact with the creature they need above allothers. Its a move with fantastic psychological impact and itspretty much guaranteed to work 99% of the time. The Line: Sit-coms have taught women all too well thatfar too many men have corny opening lines. Now, after gettingthis far in the book, you know that pick-up lines are not theway to go. Why? Because women are on their guard lookingfor them when a man first approaches. But you, youve beencool. Youve told her the truth all along. Now, when youreready to make your big move, now is when you use a line.Now that youve gotten her to trust you, now that she thinksyoure a 100% straight shooter, now is when you feed her thatline thats guaranteed to push her over the edge. And were talking getting away with the corniest of thecorny. "No one has ever made me feel this way before," or"you must have some kind of special magic," or "God, youmake me feel, so good, so special, youre just unbelievable,"or even the oldest saw in the toolshed, "Ive never met anyonelike you before," any of these will get you places like youwont imagine. 146
  • 135. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN The idea is to feed them a line that makes them uniqueand special. Not "I love you," or "I adore you" or want orneed or anything else about you. This is the big move, themoment youre moving to melt their heart. You start by gettingthat far away look on your face, like youre just realizingsomething, and then you let them pry it out of you. Youre shysuddenly, somewhat embarrassed. I mean, gosh, you cantbelieve you feel this way, you dont know how to say it... youresist because you dont want to sound so corny, but well, Ijust have to tell you, I never met anyone as special as you. Dick sucking will most likely commence shortly there-after. Gifts: In the old days jewelry used to work just fine. Sodid candy. Now, theyve got ten thousand home shoppingchannels of every type and kind. Their taste in jewelry is bet-ter than ours anyway, and besides, who the hell has that kindof money when theyre out to bag a one-night-stand? As forcandy, theyre all on diets these days, and if they look likethey arent, you still dont want to go that route unless itsValentines Day. Nowadays youve got to be creative. If you know any-thing about them, use it. If theyre really into some kind ofmusic, make them a mix tape. If they read, get them a bookthat seems right for them. If they love cats, find a cute pictureof a cat they can put up in their office. In other words, think a little bit. And, when in doubt, remember that flowers always work.Cut or live. And yes, I know even a single rose can cost 147 t
  • 136. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENupwards of $5.00 at some times of the year, but violets are aweed and you can find them almost anywhere. Dig some upand get a fifty cent pot and youre in business. Again, think alittle. And for Gods sake, dont give every woman you meetthe same damn thing. Women talk. They get around to eachother, and they all talk about the men theyve known to eachother. Unless you live in New York City, or Los Angeles, orsome other really big burg, make certain you dont leave anidentifiable trail, or youll become a laughing stock with thechicks faster than Bill Clinton did with ... well, with mosteverybody. Music: Have some on stock. Have it in your home andhave it in your car. Have a mix of different tastes. Not everywoman likes the same stuff, you know. Get a couple safe stan-dards from each major type of music—jazz, classical, rock &roll, blues, show tunes, et cetera, I think you get the idea. Thisway, when you ask her if she wants some music and sheagrees, you can ask, "what do you like?" and be fairly confi-dent of having it covered. This, of course, just gives you something else to share incommon. And, trust me on this, the more things you can showthat you have in common without having to point it out, thecloser youre going to get to your target in that much quickeran amount of time. But, what if she says "polkas." All right, you can just tellher something half-true/half a joke, like: "wow, I have toadmit I dont have any polkas in the house right now. I did, 148
  • 137. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENbut I sent all my polkas out to the cleaners, just yesterday. Buthey, dont worry about it, Ill just put on something for back-ground music. Thats probably better, because then we canconcentrate on getting to know each other." And please, say that one the way she wants to hear it. Inother words, dont leer and make suggestive noises. Again,one last time, she knows what you want. They all know whatyou want. What you want to do is surprise her here. No, whatyou mean is you want to get to know her—the real her, the herinside. Women know you appreciate the fact they have a vagina.They know you practically worship the goddamned thing. But,what they are waiting for is the man who wants to know whatelse they have inside them besides a clitoris. Or at least, theywant a man willing to pretend he cares. To them a guy withthat much sense seems at least three cuts about the rest, sokeep it in mind. And, when you go to put on that background music, makecertain that youre equipped with something like Enigmasfirst album, or any other easy-listening music that has thatsame kind of sexual appeal built into the beat. Nothing wrongwith that, especially if you keep it turned down low. Blastthose hot groaning lyrics, and its obvious what youre up to.Keep them suggestively in the background and it becomes farmore subliminal. Posture: stand up straight, you moron. Yes, believe it ornot, this is incredibly important. Why? Because confident peo-ple dont slouch. Bad posture is a sign of weakness. It also 149
  • 138. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENallows gravity to grab hold of that spare tire and drag it downmore easily. So, trust me on this one, straighten the fuck up,okay? And, you want some more advice from your mother?Fine, you got it. Brush your damn teeth, will you? Just beforea date. Dont let that half-asleep pass you made in the morn-ing suffice. Youre going to change your clothes, arent you(arent you?!) well then, change your breath, too, while youreat it. And hey, comb or brush your hair, shave, and take ashower while youre at it. Its amazing how many guys leavefrom work and head straight to wherever they do their huntingwithout thinking for a moment that women like to be treatedas if theyre special. You want what they got, youve got to atleast make it appear that youre taking their wants and needsinto consideration. The Shower: as long as the word has come up, heres atip for taking a shower with a woman. Now, usually youvealready fucked a woman before shell let you take a showerwith her. So, if this is one-night-only city for you, then goahead and do what you want in the shower because, well, itdoesnt really matter, does it? But, if youve got plans for thisone, you want to nail her a few more times, or you need heron your arm for trophy value at some upcoming function, youhavent found out where she keeps her loose cash and younever like to leave a woman without recouping on the fundsyou laid out to shag her in the first place, whatever, heres atip. 150
  • 139. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN In the shower, dont be grabby. You just fucked her, oryoure going to be fucking her in a moment. Women place agreat deal on being clean. Dont just be grabbing her tits orraking her bush. Youre going to get soap in your eyes andyoure just wasting water. Be smart. Wash her back for her.Make it sexy. When you finally get down to doing her ass,make cleaning that crack as naughty as possible. Anothersuper-point-scoring move is to wash her hair for her. Thissends women into orbit, and half the time shell be turned onto suggest the steam cloud blow job youve been hoping forall along. For the life of me I cant figure out why, I just knowit does (so I offer to do it every chance I get. It always works). Skid Marks: Speaking of cleaning peoples asses, makethe hell sure yours is clean, will ya? Dont let her see yourunderwear covered with skid marks. In fact, dont let her seethe slightest hint of a skid mark (make sure theres no cumstains, either). Cliches: This goes for her toilet seat, too. Leave that skidmark free. In fact, leave it as fucking clean as possible. And inthe name of all thats holy, put the fucking seat down whenyoure finished. Think a little bit. There are so many clichesabout what stupid, unreasoning, temperamental boys we allare. Dont fall into any of them and it will amaze you as towhat kind of a god theyll think you are. Dont leave the toilet seat up. Ask someone for some god-damned directions if youre fucking lost. Dont come onridiculously strong. Dont take any kind of rejection from anywoman very seriously (be disappointed, but not broken-heart- 151 I
  • 140. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENed—crying the blues over some twat not realizing what afucking nimrod she is for rejecting you will get you absolutelynowhere). Garys World Famous Jerk Off Test: No, this is not a testto see if you are a jerkoff or not. This isnt Cosmo, okay? Thisis something useful. And, laugh if you will, but this littlepreparatory ritual has worked for every guy Ive told it to, sohere goes. Were at the beginning of your hunt. Youve got that spe-cial piece of tail all picked out. Youre going to be makingyour move on her soon. At this point, before you do anythingelse, before you ask her out even, you sit yourself down, clearyour mind, get a perfectly honest picture of her in your mind(and by honest, I mean, if this bitch would never be caughtdead in high heels and fish net stockings, then dont imagineher in them for Petes sake), and then, well, do the deed. If, after youve done a whack job with her in mind, if youstill cant stop thinking about her and just have to have a go ather, great. Jump up, my son, and head out for yet another con-quest. If, however, you find your interest waning, this shouldtell you something. If thinking about her as she honestly is,seeing her real tits in your minds eye, picturing her exactphysical features in your head, leaves you less than excited,well then get a clue. Youve just saved yourself hours, maybedays (or more) of useless activity. Find someone to chase afterwho can keep your imaginations interest, and you just mighthave someone in mind worth chasing. But, okay, lets say your Alice passes the test. Good news. 152
  • 141. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENAnd now, youve reached the mid-point in your plannedattack. In fact, things have been going so well that youre pret-ty certain tonight is going to be the big night where you go forit. Again, before you leave to pick her up or meet her or what-ever, get Uncle Toby out of his cave and wake him up again.Why? Because—this is the big night. You dont want to screw itup by having your hormones get you in trouble. Letting offsome gooey steam will calm you down and make yourapproach that much more smooth. Dinner, a movie, bowling,whatever youve got planned along with travel time, its goingto give you a good few hours to build up a new head of steam.With your dream girl here as the end target, dont worry,youll recover. Domestic Brands vs. Imports: You know, theres one lastthing I have to put in here. By a lot of what Ive said, youveprobably come to the conclusion that I think all women aretotally screwed up. Youre close. Let me give you a real tru-ism: all American women are fucked up. This is as true as it gets. Lets face it, you look at theearly man, living in caves, nothing to eat, no television, noliquor or cigarettes, having to live by a strict religious code ofethics, and then you see that their women are complete slavesto them. These guys are allowed to kill their wives for practi-cally anything. No disrespect tolerated, no showing of theirlimbs or faces or anything to another guy, et cetera. It makesyou wonder where we went wrong. Absolute true story. In Cambodia the woman used to 153
  • 142. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENwalk three paces behind their men. When I was in the countrya few years back, I noted that the men now walk behind thewomen. When I saw this I was shocked, and a little saddened.To me it seemed as if our American values were starting tocorrupt the entire world. When I asked my guide why thingshad reversed, he told me; "Well, sir, ever since the last war there are many unex-ploded bombs and mines ..." Let me tell you, he made my fucking day. Anyway, all Iwant to say is, if youre getting tired of nothing but attitudefrom a never-ending parade of psycho bitches from hell, giveup on American born, or Americanized women for a while.Find yourself someone from another country. Of course, ifyoure in NYC or LA once again, this is the easiest thing inthe world. It might take a little longer to score, but you will.And, who knows, you might find the answer to all yourprayers in one of those foreign made packages. Hey, dont think for a moment this is out of line. Towardthe end of the 60s, the American automobile industry got fatand sloppy. They stopped worrying about their productbecause they thought they had the world all sewn up. Even ifthey lost part of the foreign market, they reasoned, they knewthat they would never lose the American market. Wrong. People started buying Japanese cars as soon asthe Land of the Rising Sun started shipping over better cars.BMW, Volkswagen and Audi didnt do too badly, either. So, ifyoure just sick and tired of all the feminists and PC whoresout there, try an Asian chick, or an Eastern European or 154
  • 143. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENRussian babe. These are women who still know how to treat aman like a man. And, for those of you living where such women arent tobe found in abundance, go to www.myforeignlove.com andlook around. This is a website I personally had set up forAmerican men who are frankly fed up with the pervertedmentality of so many American women. 155
  • 144. HOW ID DOMINATE WOMEN ENDGAME: WHAT IT IS Okay, were at the end. This is it. In just a couple ofpages youre going to be on your own. Ive tried to give youas many tips and angles as I can on how to master the art ofseduction and then how to dominate the relationship after that.A lot of the bits Ive outlined here wont work in every situa-tion, of course, or on every chick. This much should be obvi-ous. There is one point I have stressed from the beginning,however, and in our last few moments together, I want to tellyou why I feel this single factor is more important for you tograsp than all the others. Since the beginning of this book Ive been telling you tohave confidence in yourself. In fact, let me tell you right now,if you want to ignore every single other thing Ive told youhere—go ahead. Thats right. Forget every single word Ive 157
  • 145. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENtold you except the four most important ones. Have confidence in yourself. This is the secret. And I will tell you why. It used to becute when people talked about the war between the sexes. Itaint so fucking cute anymore. This is a war, my friend, an allout war, one being waged on the heterosexual male by every-thing else there is. Heterosexual men in America are being made to feel as ifthey are complete pieces of shit from every angle. Schoolsfavor girls over boys. Girls who act like girls are praised; boyswho act like boys are drugged until theyre quiet. If a little girlkisses a boy shes bold and willing to explore her world. If aboy kisses a girl hes a rapist monster and hes quicklyexpelled. Advertisers have determined that women control most ofthe money in circulation, so they push their product appealstoward women. Start thumbing through magazines or payingattention to commercials (want a real education, watch somecommercials that run during the daytime hours when thehousewives rule the TV). Unless the product is almost exclu-sively a male item (lumber, cigars, comic books, beer), youllsee that its a heterosexual male who is the idiot who has to bewised-up in every single one of them. You dont think I know what Im talking about here?Youd better turn on the tube and start paying attention. Thewomen always know best. Dads kids always know best. ForChrists sake, the fucking dog is always smarter than dad.Mom never looks stupid in those cereal ads, but Dads always 158
  • 146. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENa complete moron. Heterosexual male clubs have to be disbanded wheneverthey are discovered. By law. Think about that for a moment.Its against the law for you and your pals to start an exclusiveclub that refuses women or homosexuals. But, at the sametime, the poofters can congregate anywhere they want, howev-er, openly having illegal sex, and everyone is supposed to fallall over themselves raving about how wonderful it is that thepoor dears are enjoying themselves. Let two heterosexuals kill a homosexual and leave himtied to a fence and the international outrage overflows instant-ly. Other countries will chime in to condemn America for itsevil ways when something like this happens. Even when themurderers are found and given the death penalty (a goodthing), still the media will scream about the horrors of thehate-filled heterosexual world. But, let two homosexuals kid-nap a young teen and torture and fuck him to death and thestory cant get air time anywhere. Why? Because homosexuals are a protected minority, just likewomen. All the research shows that children from a single parenthousehold are some 75% more likely to get pregnant, getaddicted to drugs, never go to college, become alcoholics, getdivorced more than once, et cetera. And yet, everyone goesout of their way to believe the big lie—that single mothers cansomehow replace their childrens fathers with ease. There are a thousand different ways that you, as a man, 159
  • 147. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENare being attacked every day. American men are being told alltheir heroes are dog crap, that heterosexual males never didanything good or decent. What about the formation ofAmerica, the Declaration of Independence, the Bill ofRights—all that stuff? Before Jefferson and Washington andFranklin the entire world lived in slavery. Stop and think aboutthat for a moment. Before the patriots of the American revolution bandedtogether to try and bring liberty to mankind for the first time,every person on the face of the Earth before the creation ofthis country lived in sufferance to some king or emperor ordictator of some other type of tyrant. The men who createdAmerica, who paid for that creation with their lives, didntthey create something worthwhile? Hey, will come the answer, they still allowed slavery, andbesides, they stole the Constitution from the writings of theNative Americans. When you answer that the question of slav-ery was bitterly debated and that it was only allowed becausethere would have been no union otherwise (and also thatAmerica was eventually the second of the nearly two hundrednations on this planet to abolish slavery [some of whomhavent stopped enslaving their own people even unto thisvery day]) and that there werent any Native Americans whohad a written language for them to steal from, all you will getis indifference or a new set of lies. Why do I tell you that you have to have confidence inyourself? Because there are too many people out theredemanding that you give it up. The final days of mankind will 160
  • 148. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENbe upon us if these politically correct bastards win any moreground. Anything anyone believes is just as valid as what youthink. And, dont you dare be judgmental, you dont have thefucking right to make judgments about anyone else. And dontthink you go and start thinking youre better than anyone else.Youre not. Do you understand what this world is telling you? Youreno better than a welfare bum, a child molester, a drug addictor a rapist. If you have a penis youre just a piece of crap andyou dont deserve any rights at all (unless your idea of heavenis taking that penis and shoving it up another mans ass [orhaving one shoved you yours]). Well, screw that shit! Get it through your head right fuck-ing now that you can make any judgments you want. If youwant to think that working for a living makes you better thansome grubby piece of puke who lives off handouts and wel-fare, thats your fucking right! If youve decided that youre better than some queer whogets shit in his fingerprints every time he takes a piss, thatsyoure fucking right, too! Dont take this shit anymore. Not another minute of it.Stand up for yourself, for who you are and what you want tobe. When I tell you to be confident in who you are, these arethe enemies Im trying to get you to push back. And pushingthey need. They are after you because, as a heterosexual male,you represent everything they hate. Homos dont help societyprogress. They help drag it down. Men build civilizations, andthere are simply far too many whiners and cowards in this 161
  • 149. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENworld who dont like the civilization we have. Theyre always ready to tell everyone whats wrong withthe way we live, and to point out that if we only all lived inigloos, or wig-warns, or Soviet concrete block housing, thatthings would be so much better. They fear marching boldlyinto the future. They cringe at the idea of trying to createsomething new. Snails and owls and tadpoles become moreimportant to them than human beings because they arenthuman themselves. These people are nothing more that caricatures of realhuman beings. Strutting puppets who crawl across the face ofthe world like cancers, looking for more victims to infect withtheir poison because killing a million more victims is better asfar as they are concerned than looking in the mirror and decid-ing whether or not they like the guy they see there. You are not a man with that fear. You cant be. Youbought this book because you want to be comfortable withyourself. You want to have a normal life, to be not just a man,but the man, the bread winner, the hero, the one in charge, theone who gives the orders, the head of the household, theboss—the way men have had for thousands of years. Youyearn for it. You dream of it. Well, stop yearning, stop dreaming. Go to the mirror, go there right now. Look in it. Look atyourself. Long and goddamned hard. Do you like the guy who is there? Do you? Why? Whynot? Answer these questions truthfully. And, if you like thatguy, then dont be ashamed of him. If you dont like him, then 162
  • 150. HOW TO DOMINATE WOMENchange what you dont like. But thats it. No one likes anyone who doesnt like them-selves. You want women to like you, then you have to likeyou. Period. Its as simple as that. You want to be able to dominate women, you have to be aman who generates that kind of power. And only a man withconfidence generates any kind of power at all. Thats it. Thats all Ive got to say. Thank you all for yourtime and your attention. Now ... go out and get fuckin laid already and take con-tol, its easier than you think! 163