10 Ways To Annoy Mr

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10 Ways To Annoy Mr

  1. 1. 10 Ways To Annoy Mr. Ayre 0r How To Get Lines In 10 Guaranteed Steps
  2. 2. Method Number One Wait until he has given the class their instructions at least three times, then say; “What’re we supposed to do?”
  3. 3. Method Number Two Every day, right after recess, keep asking him if you can go to the washroom.
  4. 4. Method Number Three When he asks who hasn’t finished their homework, don’t put up your hand. Then, when he asks for your answer to one of the questions, say, “That is one of the questions I didn’t do.”
  5. 5. Method Number Four Wait until the day of a big test, then say to him, “ I don’t get how to do this!”
  6. 6. Method Number Five Leaving your work area in such a mess that he thinks a bomb has gone off in the room
  7. 7. Method Number Six Act like a gangster when there is a supply teacher in the room.
  8. 8. Method Number Seven Leaving dirty clothes and food in your locker for so long that a new lifeform is created in the mould.
  9. 9. Method Number Eight Bring your assignments back to school so crumpled and ratty looking that he thinks you have been up all night practising origami!
  10. 10. Method Number Nine Not completing assignments because of your busy evening of bowling, swimming, watching the big game, team practises, or washing your hair!
  11. 11. Method Number Ten Telling Mr. Ayre that his jokes are about as funny as kissing a porcupine!

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