Beth and Kim’s Inaugural Adventure

Warning: Not suitable for all audiences P Highly Partisan B Biased Content

Background First, a bit of history

First, a bit of history

Once upon a time there was a very bad man who wanted to be the boss of everyone My friends call me Dr. Evil…..

So he formed a gang called the Axis of Evil and conspired to elect one of them president Pick me!! Pick me!! Dr Evil Karl Rove 41 W X Y

And it worked! You’ve got to be freaking kidding me Yep, that’s a hanging chad alright

Together, George Bush and the axis of evil ruled the country for eight very long years Beats the hell out of me!

Not surprisingly, the country went to hell in a hand basket on their watch Me? What did I do? I think I’ll give it another minute or two Libby Found Guilty in CIA Leak Case

Oprah even gained all of her weight back It’s all your fault, Bush!

Needless to say, President Bush wasn’t very well liked

In 2007, President Bush visited ancient holy ruins in Guatemala The people of Guatemala hated him so much, when he left, Mayan priests performed a spiritual cleansing and burned sage to rid the site of his evil spirit FUN FACT: Sarah Palin can see Guatemala from her house True story!

The people of Guatemala hated him so much, when he left, Mayan priests performed a spiritual cleansing and burned sage to rid the site of his evil spirit

Once, a reporter even threw a shoe at him!

But the damage was already done After eight long years, their reign of terror would finally end

But the damage was already done

Until one day, along came a prince X X And the world rejoiced

So two old friends went to the inauguration to witness the historic event

They invited 2 million of their closest friends Kim Beth And they all showed up!

In the days leading up to the inauguration, a series of historic reenactments were held…

In the days leading up to the inauguration, a series of historic reenactments were held…

Shoe throwing… Crowds gathered in DuPont Circle on Monday to throw shoes at “Mission Accomplished” bush balloon Addidas Work boots

And later that evening… a spiritual cleansing Kate Clinton, a comedian/activist held a ritual cleansing and burned sage to rid the country of the Bush administration’s evil spirits Jumbo sage-filled doobie Yes we can-can dancer

Kate Clinton, a comedian/activist held a ritual cleansing and burned sage to rid the country of the Bush administration’s evil spirits

Of course, there was plenty of Capitalism

On Tuesday, we made our way to the mall… the metro was packed

Everybody was there… Security was tight Jesus Freaks The media even showed up

Snipers snipers everywhere Ready to kick ass just in case

Port-a-potties for as far as the eye can see

The mall was crowded and cold... … but nobody cared. We just sang songs and cheered

People came from strange, far away lands District of Columbia? We thought this was British Columbia

We got to be token white people Our new BFFs from North Carolina

Cheney hurt his back and had to be wheeled in

When Bush arrived the crowd spontaneously erupted into song Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey GOOD BYE!

Obama rocked the jumbo-tron And good triumphed over evil

And faith in the world was restored

The End