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Mace swinger sidequests

  1. 1. Mace Swinger Sidequests?Sidequests are cool and generally there will be two every level starting from Plains: oneof them is contained within the level and the other is over-arching throughout.Plains:Side Quest 1:Context: Sai DeTracker has decided he wants to corner a new market: sidequests! Helloffer you 10 dirt pieces if you collect 10 wolf butts for him, and he promises to not sellthem on the black market for massive profit. Nope, that would be a terrible thing to do.Win condition: Kill 10 Wolves and take their butts to Sai DeTracker.Reward: 10 dirt pieces.Other info: If you complete this quest, all merchants will have Wolf Butts for sale atsome hyperinflated price (like 6000000 dirt pieces or something). They dont do anything.Character: Sai DeTracker. Seems honest enough. Hes even wearing a tie!Sidequest 2:Context: Egg is the youngest of all the Breakfast brothers. The Breakfast brothersdemand breakfast items. Egg wants an egg. If you get Egg and egg, hell give you oneseventh of a mace he and his brothers are working on! See his other brothers for moreinformation.Win condition: Find an egg, bring it to Egg.Reward: One seventh of a mace.Other info: Technically, there is no reward until you complete all the Breakfast brotherquests.Character: Egg Breakfast. Hes only little, and he looks and sounds like an egg.Desert:Sidequest 1:Context: Suplex Hogan is the BattleWeight Champion of the world, and he even has thebelt to prove it! He takes on all challengers, even little jabronis like you! He challengesyou to a No DQ match! Steel chair vs. Mace! Hell put his title on his line, and also someextra endurance he has just because hes that cool?Win condition: Defeat Suplex HoganReward: BattleWeight Title Belt (Grants extra endurance or something).Other info: The fight is basically like another boss battle.Character: Suplex Hogan. Boastful Mexican wrestler. Playing a bad guy wrestler, orheel to those of you who are as nerdy about this kind of thing as I am.Sidequest 2:Context: Coffee is the second youngest of all the Breakfast brothers. They demandbreakfast items. Coffee wants coffee. Get coffee, he gives you one seventh of a mace.Yadda yaddaWin condition: Find coffee, bring it to Coffee.
  2. 2. Reward: One seventh of a mace.Other info: This is the second seventh of the mace. Six more to go!Character: Coffees a pretty cool dude. He probably looks exactly like egg only with adifferent colour shirt or something. I mean theyre all identical, bar the shirt.Fort:Sidequest 1:Context: Milo Goon is sick and tired of being a bandit. The pay is too little, hes sick ofwearing cool bandanas, and the job doesnt even offer him free dental health. Of course,in order to prove he is no longer a bandit, his cool bandana needs to be disposed of.However, he seems to suffer from an illness that forces him to stand in one spot and giveout tedious errands in exchange for a reward, so youre going to have to get rid of thebandana for him.Win condition: Getting rid of a bandana somehow. Throw it in a bin or something, Iguess.Reward: Extra damage against bandits or something. I mean, youre super good athurting bandanas, so why not?Character: Milo Goon. Resembles a bandit, but needs to stand out some how. Soundsbandity, but with a more LOVING voice.Sidequest 2:Context: Sausage is either the third or fourth youngest Breakfast brother. Theyre twins,you see. But Poppa and Momma Breakfast dont know which was born first. They weretoo busy making Lunch. Anyway, Sausage wants a sausage. Hell give you a bit of themace theyre making.Win condition: Find sausage, give to Sausage.Reward: One seventh of a mace.Extra info: This is the third of 7 mace components.Character: Identical to Egg and Coffee, only with a different colour shirt.Snowy MountainsSidequest 1:Context: The Great Wizard Jeremy has lived on this mountain quite a while, and forwhatever reason, he doubts you have what it takes to survive up here. If you can survive ahoard of mountain mooks, hell reconsider his claims.Win condition: Fight off a horde of angry beastiesReward: Extra health or something?Extra info: Probably like 3 waves of enemies, of progressively harder stats.Character: The Great Wizard Jeremy sort of looks vaguely like an evil Old Beardo.Sidequest 2:Context: Cereal is again either the third or fourth youngest Breakfast brother. What doeshe want? CEREAL! What a surprise. Gee.Win condition: Find cereal, give to Cereal.
  3. 3. Reward: One seventh of the mace.Extra info: Thats one over half of the mace completed!Character: Cereal, identical to all the others but a different coloured shirt.Manchester Dungeon:Sidequest 1:*Insert name here* is a down on his luck, door to door salesman. All he wants is forsomeone to like his product. Hell, hell give you a free sample for 500 dirt pieces.Win condition: Give the man 500 dollars!Reward: One dirt piece now equates to two dirt pieces, so essentially you collect doublemoney.Extra info: The twitter dudes can handle this: whoever donates the most to the gamewithin a certain time frame gets to name the character, so long as its nothing offensive oroverly crass.Character: Down on his luck schmoe, name to be decided via highest bidder.Sidequest 2:Context: Black Pudding is the third oldest breakfast brother. Dude wants black pudding.DONT DENY HIM!Win Condition: Black motherfn pudding. Give it to him.Reward: One step closer to that there Mace!Extra info: 5/7 mace pieces doneCharacter: Do I really need to specify this anymore?Jalapeno JunglesSidequest 1:Context: "Quick Dude" Rory is pretty quick. Dude bets you couldnt beat him in a race.He promises something nice if you manage to beat him. Which you wont.Win condition: Win a race before Rory does.Reward: You can run quickerExtra info: I get the feeling this (as well as other situational sidequests like the wrestlerand the wizard dude) should teleport you to extra areas until you either win or lose thequest. If thats possible.Character: Boastful brash mofo, welly and truely believes he can not be bested in a raceof this magnitude.Sidequest 2:Context: This breakfast brother, the second oldest of them all, is toast. Toast wants toast.Durka durr.Win condition: FIND TOASTReward: 7/8 of mace!Extra info: Pretty close now!Character: LOOKS LIKE THE OTHERS ONLY DIFFERENT COLOUR. Sorry forshouting :(
  4. 4. The ForestSidequest 1:Context: Hamish the Land Octopus is kind of a well respected dude. He runs a business.Doing pretty well for a land octopus. He bets you cant get a score of above 50 on histarget pop-up game. If you do? Hell be a pretty cool dude.Win condition: You have 1 minute to slash down targets that pop-up. Green gives 1,silver gives 2, gold gives 3.Reward: Damage against everything is increased by various amounts, regardless of maceused.Extra info: I dont even know.Character: Hamis the Land Octopus. Hes a land octopus. Who runs a business.Compared to most business-runners, hes not shady at all and infact rather nice.Sidequest 2: This is it. The lead up to the final, and OLDEST breakfast brother. Hisname? Tim. Huh. Anyway, Tim wants some bacon. Can you give Tim bacon? Go find it!Win condition: Find bacon.Reward: Assuming youve found every other breakfast brother, and given them theirrespective breakfast food, you are awarded with a new mace. The Breakfast Mace!Extra info: You only get the reward if youve completed every Breakfast Mace errand.Character: Tim Breakfast. Looks like every other Breakfast brother, and sing with meeveryone, "He has a different colour shirt"/The Nightmare ZoneWith the breakfast brothers out of the way, prepare for the last sidequest of the game.Sidequest 1:Context: Nasty Person Chris (or NPC for short) is short of something: Red Crystals.These red crystals are outlandishly rare, and drop only very rarely and are easily broken.He wants 10 of them. If you get them for him, hell give you something nice.Win condition: Kill 10 fire turtles. If youre lucky, (and we mean super lucky), theylldrop a Red Crystal. Collect 10 and report back to NPC.Reward: Five dirt pieces....Oh, and also super improved running, jumping, health and power. (So basically, if youcomplete this quest its like the 11th hour superpower).Extra info: The crystals should have a super low drop rate. Like, for every turtle you kill,1 in like 300 will drop the crystal.Character: Nasty Person Chris, or NPC. Hes pretty nasty and you probably shouldnthave accepted his quest. Oh well.

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