About Okay, so I "speak" singer’s French (well, un peu more than that), Italian, Latin and Scots Gaelic. (I have muddled my way through some Spanish, Russian, Hebrew, Japanese and Portuguese with help and the International Phonetics Alphabet.) Ich habe Deutsch gern (but it is RUSTY).
My hair is trying to kill me.
Yes, I have FELINES listed as my children. Deal with it. Or give me a baby.
I am crazy (mostly in a affable and/or festive way).
Despite appearances, I DO NOT pass the "Crazy Cat Lady" test. Yes there is a test; it’s very official and scientific and can be found on the back of the package that holds the "Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure." You can also take the more inclus