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Jack Comes to the Allotment In the dead of night at the end of May
And does this to my potatoes
Kills my beans
Upsets the onions and they make a seed head
Has compassion for peas
But not pumpkins or courgettes
And makes the sweetcorn sad
So it’s back to the drawing board
Or for some ………the chopping board
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Jack Comes To The Allotment

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  1. 1. Jack Comes to the Allotment In the dead of night at the end of May
  2. 2. And does this to my potatoes
  3. 3. Kills my beans
  4. 4. Upsets the onions and they make a seed head
  5. 5. Has compassion for peas
  6. 6. But not pumpkins or courgettes
  7. 7. And makes the sweetcorn sad
  8. 8. So it’s back to the drawing board
  9. 9. Or for some ………the chopping board

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