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Jack Comes To The Allotment

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  • 1. Jack Comes to the Allotment In the dead of night at the end of May
  • 2. And does this to my potatoes
  • 3. Kills my beans
  • 4. Upsets the onions and they make a seed head
  • 5. Has compassion for peas
  • 6. But not pumpkins or courgettes
  • 7. And makes the sweetcorn sad
  • 8. So it’s back to the drawing board
  • 9. Or for some ………the chopping board