1. Boredom can cause a pain and slowful deathHow to not have a boring life
2. Rules for a not so boring presentationNo eating No talking No questions
3. Just kidding!
4. Who is this crazy person standing in front wearing too nerdy t-shirts?
5. WHAT you think
7. WHAT I think
9. I’m like snow.You can follow me.
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11. you’re all
12. SItting there and staring.
13. Why are you so boring?
14. So you have toomuch skills for this preso?
15. Think about this one: when is something boring?
16. Everybody wearing jeans. boring?
17. Everybody wearing jeans. boring?
18. Being ahousewife? boring?
19. Being ahousewife? boring?
20. It’s something personal!
21. What If i just want a boring life?
22. You’re right it is so easy..What If i just want a boring life?
23. Nothing to justify...
24. Like why you wear nerdy glasses
25. Or why you invent new stuff (while the old stuff is working just fine)
26. Or why you aspire to become a harley davidson driver
27. Yeah! it’s safe.nothing to worryabout. routines.
29. I got it.But what if I don’t want to wearnerdy glasses or be the next zuckerberg?
30. You can die from I got it. living the boringBut what if I don’t life! want to wearnerdy glasses or be the next zuckerberg?
31. STudy from London university shows People with a monotonous life drink more and smoke more.
32. Quite obvious right?
33. STudy from London university shows 40% of those risk to die early from heart failure and strokes due to the drinking and smoking.
35. LOOK FOR A HOBBY
36. Take professional risksI’m CEO bitch!
37. TALK TO STRANGERS
38. Go out alone
39. BUT don’t forget your clothes!
40. Still no clue if your life is boring?
41. Is your life boring? START HERE. No way idiot! Are you a nun? Yes I’m in denial you’re a nunYou’re a hooker Only when I get off the chain Do you ever leave your house? No Only with my gun Yes to visit my family in Thailand Do you travel? Only to the priest his ofﬁce How would I know? I’m drunk.. No but I have a vagina piercing Do you have a tattoo? A giant cross on my ass One of Ozzy Osbourne. You are a rockstar
42. And keep in mind...
43. “Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life.Dont let them scare you unduly,for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.”
44. Want to thank me for those 5 non boring minutes Ijust offered you?
45. @judithstr judithstraetemans.beJudith Straetemans Theseyellowshoes.com And off course on Linkedin, Facebook Foursquare, instagram skype, textie, ebay, viber and so on!